Who'd win in a fight?

[TastelessGinny]

Battle Monsters! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster)

Type in your name, and anyone's name that you want to battle.

I battled Ron vs Fez. :)

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[sr71blackbird]

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[sr71blackbird]

How the heck did I post twice??
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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 7-28-03 @ 10:00 PM

[Reephdweller]

Just to show up SR71, I went into battle, here's the results...

sr71 is a Giant Robot that is Highly Flammable, and has Heavy Metal Armour and a Massively Swollen Skull.

When attacking:- Strength: 9, Agility: 5, Intelligence: 13

vs


reefy is a Giant Blob that breathes Poisonous Gas, and has Acid for Blood, Staring Red Eyes, a Long, Prehensile Tongue and a Single Giant Eye.

When defending against sr71:- Strength: 11, Agility: 1, Intelligence: 1

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Results:

REEFY WINS!!!!

You know it baby!!!!!!



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This message was edited by reefdwella on 7-28-03 @ 9:45 PM

[sr71blackbird]

Wow! I dont pick up the phone one time!!

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[Wormwood]

I Wormwood Giant Ant that is Cold-Blooded, cowers from Fire, fears the Military, and has Enormous Tusks.
When attacking:-
Strength: 8
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 6

BATTLED


Reefdwella is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that enjoys Climbing Buildings, has X-Ray Vision, a Single Giant Eye and Prehensile Eyes, and rides around in a Metal Tripod.

When defending against wormwood:-

Strength: 4
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 4


Using Strength and Wormwood comes out victorious!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

Stephen Hawkings is a Giant Blob that CANNOT BE STOPPED, has a Metal Jaw, and looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit.

When attacking:-
Strength: 13
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 5

VS

Christopher Reeve is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that can Regenerate, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, shoots Laser Beams, kidnaps Blonde Women, and has Webbed Feet.

When defending against Stephen Hawkings:-
Strength: 6
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 3

Using Agility - Stephen Hawkings wins!

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[TastelessGinny]

Idi Amin is an Average-Sized Ape that can Leap Great Distances, is Covered with a Thick Slime, dissolves in Water, and carries a Samurai Sword.

Papa Doc Duvalier is a Giant Ant that breathes Fire, can Change Colour, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage and Radioactive, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.


When battling using stength: Papa Doc Duvalier wins!

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Osama Bin Laden is a Giant Blob that dislikes Modern Architecture, Fears Nothing, and has Four Sets of Teeth.


SADDAM HUSAYN AL-TIKRITI is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, can Change Shape, is Highly Flammable, kidnaps Blonde Women, and has a mean Left Hook.


When battling using strength: Osama Bin Laden wins!

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Art imitates life dept: Osama Bin Laden battle monster dislikes Modern Architecture?


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[mikeyboy]

I battled Ron vs Fez. :)



Well, don't keep us in suspense. Who won?


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[Snoogans]

Snoogans is a Giant Dragon that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, is Cold-Blooded, carries a Flamethrower, and has a Computer for a Brain and Tough Leathery Skin.
When attacking:-

Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 13

Fire Attack!
Electricity Attack!
Nice, i kick so much ass on this thing. In a related note:

Ike Turner is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, carries a Flamethrower, and has Prehensile Eyes and Webbed Feet.

Tina Turner is a Giant Moth that CANNOT BE STOPPED, is Worshipped as a God, carries a Samurai Sword, emits Ultrasonic Screams, and eats Nuclear Waste.

Ike Turner
Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 8

Tina Turner
Strength: 6
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 9



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[KC2OSO]

Underpants is a Giant Ape that Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, is Covered with a Thick Slime, has a Long Neck, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.

So there is hope. Rest ye.

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This message was edited by Fester on 7-28-03 @ 11:32 PM

[ADF]

Strength: 9
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 4

ADF is a Giant Lizard that can turn Invisible and Regenerate, is Extremely HyDr0phobic, and has Crablike Pincers and a Metal Jaw.
vs Strength: 6
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

Everyone on Ronfez.net is a Giant Squid that is Very Slow, cowers from Fire, fires Rockets, and has Crablike Pincers.

When attacking:-

Strength: 10
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 4
When defending against ADF:-

Strength: 6
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 9

(Vulnerable to Fire.)

<center><b>ADF wins!</b></center>

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[JustJon]

<B>The Battle of The Admins</B>

Strength: 7
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 7

JustJon is a Giant Robot that has Black-and-White Stripes, and spits Ice.
vs Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 7

PanterA is a Giant Squid that is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Metal Jaw.

When attacking:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 8

Cold Attack!
When defending against JustJon:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 7



<B>JustJon wins!</B>

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[monsterone]

frank black is a Giant Bee that breathes Fire, enjoys Climbing Buildings, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, Tough Leathery Skin and a Computer for a Brain.

When attacking:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 11

Fire Attack!

vs

artemis is a Giant Ape that is Radioactive and Poisonous, kidnaps Blonde Women, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick.
When defending against frank black:-

Strength: 8
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 3

<center><b>artemis wins!</b></center>

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[TastelessGinny]

I battled Ron vs Fez. :)



Well, don't keep us in suspense. Who won?


Lazy. OK, here are the results:


Ron is a Giant Moth that fell through a Dimensional Warp, can Leap Great Distances, shoots Laser Beams, is Poisonous, and has Staring Red Eyes.


Fez is a Human-Sized Lizard that spins Vast Webs.

When defending against Ron using strength, agility AND Intelligence...

Fez wins!


When Ron defends against Fez, however:

Using strength: it's a tie!
Uisng agility: RON WINS!
When using intelligence: RONS WINS!




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[TheMojoPin]

Damon Albarn is a Collosal Ant that dislikes Modern Architecture, carries a Ray Gun, and has a Metal Jaw, a Massively Swollen Skull and a Computer for a Brain.

When attacking:-

Strength: 12
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 15

Radiation Attack!

vs

Liam Gallagher is a Human-Sized Dragon that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, can Fly, carries a Flamethrower, and has a Long, Prehensile Tongue.

When defending against Damon Albarn:-

Strength: 3
Agility: 13
Intelligence: 8

Damon Albarn wins!


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[SatCam]

This thing is BS

Sexy Sexy SatCam is a Giant Ape that breathes Fire, spins Vast Webs, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has a Long Neck.
Strength: 8
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 3

DMMoe is a Giant Squid that Tunnels Underground, is Covered in Bumps and Nodules, and has Bulletproof Skin and a Long, Prehensile Tongue.
Strength: 6
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 7

When attacking:-

Strength: 8
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 3

Fire Attack!
When defending against Sexy Sexy SatCam:-

Strength: 7
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 7

DMMoe wins!

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[Fallon]

WWFallon is a Tiny Ape that is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, controls the Weather, and moves at Great Speed.

When attacking:-
Strength: 1
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 6

Cold Attack!
Water Attack!

LTRooster is a Giant Moth that dislikes Modern Architecture, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, Expands when Attacked, and moves at Great Speed.

When defending against WWFallon:-
Strength: 6
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 4

LTRooster wins!

DAMN YOU ROOSTER!!!

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[SatCam]

Sexy Jeff is a Tiny Robot that shoots Laser Beams, is Easily Confused, Screeches when Angry, and has Bulletproof Skin and a Single Giant Eye.

Strength: 1
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 5

When attacking:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 6
Noise Attack!

VS

Carrrr-tta is a Giant Moth that enjoys Climbing Buildings, Fears Nothing, is Highly Flammable, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

Strength: 2
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 6

When defending against Sexy Jeff:-

Strength: 4
Agility: 10
Intelligence: 6
(Vulnerable to Fire.)


Carrrr-tta wins!

So... Mr. Absentee wins... odd. I wonder what jeff would say about this. Maybe a little "fuck carter, he blows" can be in order.

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