Crunchy Red Strips . . . what the F*CK!?!?!

[blakjeezis]

Has anyone else seen the commercial, I think its Taco Bell's but I'm not sure, for some kind of new Chicken Ceasar Wrap. In it, they say that it has chicken, Romaine lettuce, ceasar dressing, and, I swear I'm not making this up, CRUNCHY RED STRIPS!

This means one of two things. Either the fast food industry has so much control over the eating public that they feel they don't have to inform us of what it is they're feeding us, or they are starting to put things so hideous in the food that they can't tell us exactly what it is. Instead, they have to describe it to us in the most innocuous terms possible, and the best they could come up with is "crunchy red strips". I'm afraid of this sandwhich.


SOYLENT CRUNCHY RED STRIP IS PEOPLE!
IT'S PEEEEEOPLE!!!!

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This message was edited by blakjeezis on 7-30-03 @ 1:06 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

Yes i actually had it & it was pretty good, I thought that they tasted a little like bacon

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[Bill From Yorktown]

have you read a label in the past 20 years - have any idea what half that stuff is?

scary

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Crunchy Red Strips

Sounds hot.

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[Spank Daddy]

Yeah, I thought the same thing, as I never heard of a food item known as "crunchy red strips". What's next.......... gooey green squares and oval orange nuggets ???

Just be glad they don't advertise "curly black strings" in your food, because we all know what foreign substance that is !!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm a big fan of wraps. WaWa has some tasty wraps as does skid's local sub shop. This Chicken Caesar wrap sounded moy yummy until the "crunchy red strips?" Crunchy red strips of what?!?!?! Crunchy red strips of pork rind? Perhaps it's crunchy red strips of... soylent red!

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[Wormwood]

I saw that advertisement tonight and I was thinking the same thing...mmmm crunchy red strips.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I giggle everytime I hear that too.

But whatever the hell it is, they're good.

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soylent red!


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[Arienette]

you should be more afraid of the grade d, but edible, chicken they serve at taco bell. personally, i'd stay away from any food that's packed in boxes that actually have to specify that it is edible. no thanks.

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[carguy]

you should be more afraid of the grade d, but edible, chicken they serve at taco bell. personally, i'd stay away from any food that's packed in boxes that actually have to specify that it is edible. no thanks.

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That grade B but edible thing isn't true. Urban legend type of thing. The meat fast food places use is absolute shit, but it's not labeled like that.

The crunchy red stips are red tortilla strips. At least that's what the Taco Bell website says.

Regardless of what the hell is in it, all fast food is just wrong.

[Mike Teacher]

Ok; I just saw the commercial and that is fucked up.

Weird, because today on TV there was an old SNL with a fake commercial for 'That's Not Yogurt' or something.

No matter how much the person on the screen begged, the voice-over announcer refused to tell the person in the commercail except, 'That's Not Yogurt!' As the guy gets more and more pissed off.

Reminds me of the bit where R+F wanted to get all 'racist' foods renamed, and Ron said he refused to call crackers..ummm... Crackers, so instead he named them 'salty square things you put in soup' or something.

Hysterical.

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[Melrapuo]

Weird, because today on TV there was an old SNL with a fake commercial for 'That's Not Yogurt' or something.

what about the skit with that gravy that was clear, or cookie dough as a gatorade drink. snl in its glory days...

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