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ChrisTheCop
07-30-2003, 08:40 PM
As a few of you know, I've been awaiting my promotion for some time now, but had been passed over twice due to educational requirements. I finished my schooling last month, and expected to be promoted by the end of the year. Well, today, the order came down that I am to report to 1PP on Friday in full dress uniform for my promotion ceremony! What sucks is that my family, all of whom live out of state, will be unable to make it. My mom says she's gonna try, but she's elderly and I dont think she'll be there. Usually, the ceremony happens after a 5 week training course, and I had told my family that theyd therefore have 5 weeks to make plans to come up. But for some reason, the department is reversing things and promoting us prior to the training. No biggie really, since my family still wants to get together eventually and celebrate it, but a few are upset that they cant make the big deal ceremony (Usually the mayor and commisioner attend). So I'm experiencing both feelings of happiness and disappointment. All in all it's a very good thing. And I think I'll keep my ChrisTheCop tag...ChrisTheSergeant just doesnt roll of the tongue as well. ;p

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mikeyboy
07-30-2003, 08:43 PM
Congratulations! Sorry your family can't be there.


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Death Metal Moe
07-30-2003, 08:43 PM
Congratulations, Maggot! from one Sergeant to another! Now Dr0p AND GIVE ME 20!

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monsterone
07-30-2003, 08:43 PM
congrats for the promotion, but sorry about being a sox fan.

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mdr55
07-30-2003, 08:57 PM
What up Sarge.

Congrats. CTS!! CTS!!

How bout you combine it like "Chris the sergeant formerly known as chris the cop".

fluffernutter
07-30-2003, 08:59 PM
This gives me an idea for your avatar now.

Congrats and I wish you nothing but the best. I am proud of you buddy.

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FUNKMAN
07-30-2003, 09:35 PM
Congratulations Chris and Best Of Luck in your new position...

Now that's you in the top left, right?
:)
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Death Metal Moe
07-30-2003, 09:45 PM
Oh man. An F-Troop refrence. Our Board rules!

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reeshy
07-31-2003, 12:10 AM
Christ- Now I got to move to Jersey-oh yea...congrats Chris....Don't forget to leave your buddies alone at the old coop spots!!!!!

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Disúgrunútled
07-31-2003, 02:07 AM
How bout you combine it like "Chris the sergeant formerly known as chris the cop".

Now he is going to be too big for us and make his name a symbol.
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Reephdweller
07-31-2003, 02:51 AM
Congratulations Chris!

btw Moe's right, the F-Troop reference is awesome!

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AppleBoy
07-31-2003, 03:17 AM
Congratulations Chris! Sorry that the family can't attend the ceremony.

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A.J.
07-31-2003, 04:32 AM
Congrats Sarge!

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scorpion
07-31-2003, 04:36 AM
SIR CONGRATULATIONS SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aggie
07-31-2003, 06:25 AM
Yay! I'm so happy for you. Congratulations sweet thing. Do you get special sergeant handcuffs and shiny new badge like this one? I know how long and hard you worked for this so enjoy every moment of it. But I'm kinda glad I live down here, otherwise you'd be arresting all of the people I like to date. ;)

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This message was edited by Aggie on 7-31-03 @ 10:26 AM

GaryWyze
07-31-2003, 06:37 AM
[color=purple]Congrats, Sarge. You're gonna make a great one!

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jocefus
07-31-2003, 07:09 AM
congrats chris the sergeant... can i get a pba card :p

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Reephdweller
07-31-2003, 07:16 AM
can i get a pba card


Yeah, actually I need a new one. The one I have now is from 2002.

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silera
07-31-2003, 10:23 AM
I work down the block, I'd go if you like.

It's not everyday that someone assumes a position that might be to my advantage, although Alkey is quite limber.



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canofsoup15
07-31-2003, 10:41 AM
Congrats Budday!!

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PanterA
07-31-2003, 10:44 AM
Congrats man!

If you need something to put you over the edge, I can Dr0p the hammer on a few old dealers...

as long as I get 100% amnesty for life of course.

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french bread pizza
07-31-2003, 11:44 AM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee


what benefits do you get now?? access to all the drug siezures??

thanks for my pba card btw, haven't had to use it yet thankfully

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samnyc
07-31-2003, 12:02 PM
Congratulations!

FUNKMAN
07-31-2003, 12:02 PM
i see becoming Sergeant has it's advantages...

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ToddEVF
07-31-2003, 12:26 PM
Word gets out quick, even Martin Sargent heard about it already.

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SatCam
07-31-2003, 12:33 PM
Congrats Chris!!
Mase the Mayor for me, please.

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TheMojoPin
07-31-2003, 01:19 PM
Dick York.

Dick Sergeant.

Sergeant York.

Well, now we know where the "Dick" got off to...

Way to go, boy in blue. I'll hang your picture proudly over my mantle...

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Heavy
07-31-2003, 02:44 PM
Congrats!

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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golfcourseguy
07-31-2003, 02:50 PM
Congrats, I'm sure your family is proud of you.
Time to strike up the band.

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ChrisTheCop
07-31-2003, 04:11 PM
Thanks everybody! Good news: My brother is coming and he's bringing my mother, his wife and son! I'm starting to feel like this is as big a deal as Christmas. I hope I get some sleep tonight. Silera, check your mail. Thanks again for the laughs and support. See Yuh!!!

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aggiesox.gif">Go Saux!!! Thanx Aggie

Melrapuo
07-31-2003, 04:15 PM
congratulations

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SatCam
07-31-2003, 04:18 PM
that's some good news, chris!

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jamesdiggy
07-31-2003, 04:58 PM
Congratulations! A badge and a Big Ass card, now that's a winning combination.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-31-2003, 06:58 PM
CONGRATS!!!

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ThePointer
07-31-2003, 10:07 PM
Congrats Sgt now you can take the heat and get your ass booted by the Lts directly

you have two choices: Castration or a one way ticket to New York

JustJon
07-31-2003, 10:21 PM
You go, Sgt. Chris!

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sexy bastard
08-01-2003, 01:35 AM
congrats buddy i am very happy for you

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ag
08-01-2003, 10:05 AM
Mase the Mayor for me, please.
Ya Chris, do it twice tell him the first one is for someone and the second one is personal. <p>But hey man thats fucking great news!!!! Thanks for being a great cop and now a great Sergeant!!! <i>coughcoughpbacardcoughcough</i>

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DJEvelEd
08-01-2003, 10:41 AM
Congrats Sgt. Chris. Do you get to keep your baton or can you now just shoot unruly citizens? I see stacks of PBA cards in your future.

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ChrisTheCop
08-03-2003, 12:42 PM
It was a cool little ceremony. The mayor wasnt there, so I was unable to fulfill the requests above pertaining to him (he was in PR or somewhere). Everyone in my family has regular cameras (no digitals) so I'll have to wait awhile before I post a pic, if ever. Anywho... THANKS to all of you above, and those who sent emails (especially Aggie, Fuzzy, and Quinny, L&M too!!!). Getting this promotion is like getting a totally new job, or even going to a new school. Thanks again for your support--it means alot.

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aggiesox.gif">Go Saux!!! Thanx Aggie

FUNKMAN
08-03-2003, 04:10 PM
yo adrian...

figured we'd get them all in...

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