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kc7586
07-30-2003, 11:23 PM
....get hard every time i sneeze? ive asked many people if this happens to them and i seem to be the only one. does anyone know why this happens to me and does anyone else out there get this or am i just a circus freak?
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Snoogans
07-30-2003, 11:25 PM
i say circus freak
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ChickenHawk
07-30-2003, 11:25 PM
Hot.
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FollowThisLogic
07-30-2003, 11:28 PM
Extremely hot. :) But I'm biased.
On an episode of Dead Like Me, they actually talked about this, briefly Betty (Rebecca Gayheart) asked George if her nipples got hard when she sneezed, and said hers did. Then she asked Roxy (Jasmine Guy), who said, "like little diamonds".
Point is, I don't think you're alone.
Remind me to get you to sneeze sometime soon. ;)
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07-31-2003, 02:00 AM
My vote- Freak
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07-31-2003, 03:02 AM
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FUNKMAN
07-31-2003, 05:44 AM
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Aggie
07-31-2003, 06:56 AM
I don't think this has happened to me, but I'll take note next time I sneeze.
I don't think you're a freak though. I don't know where I heard it but supposedly sneezing is like a mini orgasm so maybe your body is just responding to that. ?
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Jennitalia
07-31-2003, 07:02 AM
mine squirt when i sneeze
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silera
07-31-2003, 10:42 AM
One of my favorite useless facts is that a scientific study concluded that sneezing is equivalent to 1/7th of an orgasm.
Maybe that's why your nipples get hard.
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PanterA
07-31-2003, 10:47 AM
God blessed you.
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SatCam
07-31-2003, 01:04 PM
keep lookin at that sun!
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Melrapuo
07-31-2003, 01:24 PM
One of my favorite useless facts is that a scientific study concluded that sneezing is equivalent to 1/7th of an orgasm.
Maybe that's why your nipples get hard.
so if a girl sneezes 7 times in a row...thats like...one orgasm right there.
hmm...I'm gonna go get some pepper (or feathers...or sneezing powder...or something) and talk to some ladies...
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SatCam
07-31-2003, 01:34 PM
You'd have to have 7 simultanius sneezes going on... like a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze.
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Snoogans
07-31-2003, 01:35 PM
wait, so girls get orgasm sneezes. is that to make up the orgasm like piss that guys take
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Melrapuo
07-31-2003, 01:37 PM
You'd have to have 7 simultanius sneezes going on... like a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze on a sneeze.
you're right. im gonna need a mask and an umbrella. nasty.
o, and ive seen girls sneeze 7 or more times in a row. gettin' them to sneeze that much won't be hard. i just never knew what was ELSE was happening besides the sneezing.
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TastelessGinny
08-02-2003, 12:47 AM
....get hard every time i sneeze?
Don't know, but I sneeze every time I get horny.
On a related note, my husband now sports wood whenever my allergies act up.
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