Live from Internext 2003, Adult Porn Convention

[FMJeff]

As some of you may or may not know, I am now working for Effex Media, sister company of Pleasure Productions, one of the biggest adult production companies in the country. My first day on the job they sent me down here to beautiful HollyWood, Florida to attend the 2003 Internext Show, an expo for adult webmasters looking to network and sell thier wares. So far I've met Peter North, Krystal Steal, and Lexington Steele...all really cool, down to earth people who just like to ...well...you know. I'm here in a official capacity so i can't really let go as much as I like but it's ridiculous how these people party. Money flying everywhere, parties until the sun comes up, yachts, lavish hotels...I guess it really IS good to be in porn.

Anyway, hope all is well at home...thought I'd check in on you guys to see how the board is doing and to let you know what's goin on down here. Forgot my camera so I won't be able to put up pics, but I will try for the next show in Vegas, which is bound to be monstrous based on what I see here.

Later all!

Fmjeff

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It made my heart sing.

[nycenice]

wow nice! lucky ass mofo by chance any internships available ;p. good luck down there have as much fun there as u can cuase when u get back you'll miss it

[Heavy]

Man do I miss those days. Tell everyone the Wadd said "Whats up?" (inside joke)

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[ADF]

<b>Adult</b> Porn Convention


Is there another kind?

Still, if there was a Kiddie Porn Convention, it would make things a lot easier for the FBI.

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[more cowbells]

FMJeff you lucky mother!@#$%

you get all the luck!!

I wanna be like you when I grow up.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/rfbobbypantera/morecowbell"><br>Bring back RON & FEZ to N.Y.C.!

[TheGameHHH]

im going to the porn awards in vegas this december

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[fluffernutter]

If they ever need any porno cartoons, you know who to ask.

It would be my dream to meet Peter North and just say thanks for teaching me how to be a man. If you get the chance, ask him how the hell it shoots so far.

Say hi to Letha Weapons, Tiffany Towers, Lovette and Penelope Pumpkins if you get the chance.

Is my other hero Ron Jeremy there? He gives us physically repulsive hope that we too may one day bang someone HOT!

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

[IrishAlkey]

I.

Hate.

You.

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[Fallon]

Krystal Steal? You bastard!

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"He'll probably buy the whole league, but not my desire and my heart. He doesn't have the money to buy fear and put it in my heart." <b>-Pedro Martinez on George Steinbrenner</b>
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[TheMojoPin]

Imagine the smell.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

i see a 'couldn't get laid at a Porn Convention' joke coming...

have a great time(may be tough :) )
and have a safe trip home...

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sig by ADF...

[Wormwood]

Imagine the smell


genius.

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Better Than You!

[JustJon]

First Coppolla, now Porn. What's next?

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[TheMojoPin]

Toppermost of the poppermost.

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Fallon]

First Coppolla, now Porn. What's next?
Well, I was gonna post a picture of the "Godfathers Daughter" porn DVD, but it had nudity on it. :(

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"He'll probably buy the whole league, but not my desire and my heart. He doesn't have the money to buy fear and put it in my heart." <b>-Pedro Martinez on George Steinbrenner</b>
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[Hosp]

Jeff, Pleasure put out my movie. Tell Frank K or Andy that Gary O says hello.

And Game, If you're there in December, you'll be a month too early.

The actual awards suck, it's the after parties that kick ass.

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[Reephdweller]

Krystal Steal? You bastard!



What scares me the most is that he top billed Peter North over Krystal Steal in people he met. Krystal Steal would easily top that list for me.

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[Furtherman]

Forgot my camera so I won't be able to put up pics


DOH!

[hubdog4200]

my brother gets to go to all those shows he works for some distributor so now i hate him and jeff. Get the site done damnit lol.

Ill choke you until you turn blue, revive you and remind you that im god. æ

[SatCam]

Forgot my camera so I won't be able to put up pics

Yea, i hear you had to go in completely nude and couldnt bring any belongings. It reduces costs for metal detectors.

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[FMJeff]

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Ok here you go....the only pic i have from the show...note my revolting double chin and puffy cheeks....then note the equally revolted look on these girls face for having to sit next to a looker like me...

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It made my heart sing.

[Heavy]

I noticed.

I also noticed the clothes theyre wearing..ick

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[more cowbells]

Damn, FMJeff, no offense but it seems like they were almosed FORCED to sit around you and being forced to smile for the camera. ;)

<img src="http://members.aol.com/rfbobbypantera/morecowbell"><br>Bring back RON & FEZ to N.Y.C.!

[DJEvelEd]

imagine the smell


Imagine what they found on the floor afterwards:
condoms
scabs
roaches
wet dildos
little glasine envelopes
panties
pubic hair
dried sperm
wet sperm
sperm laced with hep/herp/HIV
female sperm
poppers (amil nitrate)
abortion pills
trampled hopes & dreams

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[FMJeff]

Damn, FMJeff, no offense but it seems like they were almosed FORCED to sit around you and being forced to smile for the camera.



Seems like? That's exactely how it was.

Yeah three chicks are just running to jump in bed with a guy like me...Notice my lackluster smile...this is why I hate strippers...they're paid to be there...if there's no joy in it for them, how can there be joy in it for me?



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It made my heart sing.

[Furtherman]

how can there be joy in it for me?


I find the sound of thier muffled screams hitting the water very soothing, almost... joyful. La la la la la la.

[WhackBagKid]

haha. porn

you should all take a ride on the funny train!!!