Hey You Tough Kats and Gutsy Kittens...

[Johnny Fontane]

...who wants to joint the Rat Pack Faction?

Come on, you swingers - sit back, light up a smoke, pour yourself a drink, flip on the tunes, and join THE FACTION, daddy-o!

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RAT PACK FACTION

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again."


Don Corleone to Sonny

[McNabbShouldDie]

Is there punch and pie?

Cause if there is, im in.

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Good morning heartache, your like an old friend, come and see me again. - Rancid</center>

[FUNKMAN]

only if i get to nail Ava Gardner...

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sig by ADF...

[Def Dave in SC]

only if i get to nail Ava Gardner...


got a shovel?


OR


only if i get to nail Ava Gardner...


Thats already been done. BY THE GUYS WHO CLOSE UP COFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























I'm sorry, I'll leave now.






















Bye.


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[Death Metal Moe]

I hate to piss on anyone's parade, but if my Death Faction got broken up on this board, there ain't NO FUCKING WAY I'm gonna sit by and watch a new faction start.

Factions were stopped because they were thought to form alliances or cliques on the board. LIke there isn't anyway.

If the Irish faction and all the other ones can come back, then fine. The Death Faction is ready, willing and able to make a recovery.

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DEATH FACTION/BACON FACTION 4 LIFE!!!
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[Dirtybird11]

factions.

hey does anyone wanna start a gang? i wanna be the leader. no girls allowed.
factions.
you guys need to get a hobby. or a fake radio show. or laid.
factions..


you can listen to Sarahnoid & Perrynoid's Cosmic Circus
(it's a fake radio show)
www.perrynoid.com

[Death Metal Moe]

factions.
hey does anyone wanna start a gang? i wanna be the leader. no girls allowed.
factions.

you guys need to get a hobby. or a fake radio show. or laid.
factions..


http://www.perrynoid.com/perrynoid3.jpg



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[Yerdaddy]

I don't know. Is it the numerator into the denominator or the denominator into the numerator? Factions are too hard. Let's all just fuck Angie Dickenson and get on with our lives.

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FREE ASS!

[Johnny Fontane]

Is there punch and pie?

Cause if there is, im in.



only if i get to nail Ava Gardner...



got a shovel?

OR

Thats already been done. BY THE GUYS WHO CLOSE UP COFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I don't know. Is it the numerator into the denominator or the denominator into the numerator? Factions are too hard. Let's all just fuck Angie Dickenson and get on with our lives.


This is what the Rat Pack Faction is all about - it's all about carousing and wisecracking (and chasing skirts!)

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RAT PACK FACTION

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again."


Don Corleone to Sonny

[Johnny Fontane]

you guys need to get a hobby. or a fake radio show. or laid.


Come on, Perry, it's a joke...now here's a little number for your listening pleasure...I hope you enjoy it:

"Everybody loves somebody sometime
Everybody falls in love somehow
Something in your kiss just told me
That sometime is now

Everybody finds somebody someplace
There's no telling where love may appear
Something in my heart keeps saying
My someplace is here

If I had it in my power
I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms
Then every minute, every hour
Everybody would find what I found in your arms

Everybody loves somebody sometime
And though my dreams were overdue
Your love made it all worth waiting
For someone like you

If I had it in my power
I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms
Then every minute, every hour
Everybody would find what I found in your arms

Everybody loves somebody sometime
And though my dreams were overdue
Your love made it all worth waiting
For someone like you"

Catchy tune, wouldn't you say?




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RAT PACK FACTION

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 8-3-03 @ 11:14 AM

[Fallon]

Is there punch and pie?
Free hats too!

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"He'll probably buy the whole league, but not my desire and my heart. He doesn't have the money to buy fear and put it in my heart." <b>-Pedro Martinez on George Steinbrenner</b>
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[Dirtybird11]

ok jokes... I get jokes...
I respond in turn with a cute lil diddy myself:
i wrote this when i was gay and 14..

MY AMATURE EYES
ARE BLEEDING FOR TRUTH (and covered in jizz)
ADOLESENCE IN MY MIND
IS SEEKING INSANITY
I HAVE YET TO LIVE (aint that the truth)(I'm too busy flirting with grown men on message boards)

see? im a cool crazy depressed teenager who is confused and lost. death is the only way out.
oh lord satan where are you when I need you most?
I shall dress in black and woship evil...for attention
because my daddy never wuved me...
= )
i like jokes. hardy har har..



you can listen to Sarahnoid & Perrynoid's Cosmic Circus
(it's a fake radio show)
www.perrynoid.com

[ToddEVF]

I remember the day the Death Faction started, i remember the day the Irish Faction Started, i remember the LWO and all the other factions.

The Rat Pack Faction? i must say the name is a little weak. Whats next the Brat Pack Faction? The Frat Pack Faction?

Well, Im stand here proclaiming I'm Death Faction 100%. And just remember this
http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/images/LSDF.gif

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>I've been Tromatized!</marquee>
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<marquee>still no new marquee :-( </marquee>
<a href=http://tromatized.tromamovies.com/terror_media/toddster.wav>The Toddster (the soundclip) </a href>

This message was edited by ToddEVF on 8-3-03 @ 1:37 PM

[Reephdweller]

I remember the day the Death Faction started, i remember the day the Irish Faction Started, i remember the LWO and all the other factions.


Don't forget the pink taco faction, still goin' strong!

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<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[F1Gm3nT]

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[ToddEVF]

Nice one F1GM3NT. shwoing off the old school

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<marquee>still no new marquee :-( </marquee>
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[FUNKMAN]

i tried to join one once, it's name was SATIS...

they wouldn't let me in although i tried and i tried...
i just couldn't get no

SATISFACTION...

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sig by ADF...

[Katylina]

What a tease... there is only one kat up in this bitch.

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[reeshy]

i tried to join one once, it's name was SATIS... they wouldn't let me in although i tried and i tried... i just couldn't get no SATISFACTION..


Funk,
I saw it coming but it still got a laugh out of me!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

reeshy,

you are most kind... i will let my friend the Weathercutioner know of this and he will cause you no harm...

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BEWARE! Of The Weathercutioner
His cloud is cumulus, and most humorous.


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sig by ADF...

[Heavy]

i wrote this when i was gay and 14..

How old are you now?

Mad props to Fluff for the sig and C.O.soup for hosting!
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[sr71blackbird]

I'm through with love hangovers,
It's best that I stay sober.
No rolling in the clover,
No Gretna Green trip over.
No honeymoon in Paris,
I only feel embarrassed
For the cool cats,
The charmed kittens,
Both smitten by the love songs
That he's written.
Caught in the sights
Of a deadly sniper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.

My girlfriend, she go blotto
Of cunnings and his grotto.
It turns out he's a dirty old man.
The nice place that I want to be,
Is sat up on this Christmas tree,
While playing these games of
Catch as catch can.
Cause he's a sweet talker,
A silent stalker.
All the savvy of a street walker.
More deadly than a horned viper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.

He's a heart breaker,
A mover and a shaker:
The magic piper of love.

It's kind of hard to swallow,
You know you've gotta follow,
The magic piper of love.

Cause he's a city slicker,
An expert politic-er:
The magic piper of love.

Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.

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Many Thanks Soup!

[DJEvelEd]

There's also the Amalgamated Association of Shock Posters: Local 6 7/8. handling privacy & censorship litigation, flinger feces/slinger sperm issues.

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[Johnny Fontane]

What a tease... there is only one kat up in this bitch.


Agreed, angel eyes. Agreed.

"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them. "

- Sinatra




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RAT PACK FACTION

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

[ADF]

I'll be in whatever faction is against this faction.

Maybe I'll start my own faction whose function is to whack it sans lotion.

The Friction Function Faction.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfbaroque.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[Def Dave in SC]

This faction is really really stupid.

But i like your idea, ADF. us non-lotin whackers must unite!

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UCF:AYBABTU

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd restart My Death Faction, but so many old posters are no longer posting here from the original roster that it would only be a fraction of a faction.

::snicker snicker::

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[SatCam]

I think some of you should become a part of the Faction Faction. You homos, you keep making damn factions. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

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<b>The Cam's News:</b>
<b>-</b>I am available to make a sig for your needs
<b>-</b>My sig is EVOL!!!</div>[color=White]

[Johnny Fontane]

nobody loves my faction. :(

if you don' want me I can go off in the hills an' find a cave. i can go away any time.

if you don't want me, you only jus' got to say so, and I'll go off in those hills right there - right up in those hills and live by myself. An' I won't get no mice stole from me.

http://www.tiramillas.net/cine/oceanseleven/rat.jpg

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

[FUNKMAN]

but so many old posters are no longer posting here from the original roster that it would only be a fraction of a faction


Moe,

i'd like to take action and join your fraction of a faction. i hope it will be to your satisfaction and not an infraction so let's see if this puppy can gain some traction...

sincerely,

Samuel L Jaction

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sig by ADF...

[SatCam]

Johnny, can we smoke our cigars and tabacco pipes?

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<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>

<b>The Cam's News:</b>
<b>-</b>I am available to make a sig for your needs
<b>-</b>My sig is EVOL!!!</div>[color=White]

[Johnny Fontane]

Johnny, can we smoke our cigars and tabacco pipes?


Cubans for everyone, SatCam. We get together at Jilly's and carouse like it's 1959.


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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's." - Frank Sinatra

[high fly]

I'll form a subgroup, the Friction Function Faction Fraction.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Def Dave in SC]

Cubans for everyone


What, you think I'm not good enough for a dominican, or even a puerto rican? Shame on you!

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