ok...i've got annoying neighbors all around me.
To my left, I had neighbors that owned about 10 animals as pets (and thats the minimum. Our family never really knew how many animals they really had. They ranged from cats, dogs, and birds.)
Anyway, they just recently moved, and the people who first tried to buy it decided not to, cuz it would be too much work to fix up the house. I don't blame them. Cleaners recently had to go inside with gas masks on just to get stuff done. That was two months ago, and nobody has moved in yet.
The owners had the most annoying dogs, that would bark at you constantly if you went in our backyard. The parrots that they had would wake you up at 5 in the morning just so they could eat. The neighbors themselves were a little koo koo themselves. The one woman was pretty normal, but the dude was an alcoholic. I guess you would become one if you had to live like that.
Ok...the neighbors across the street are nuts. The ones directly across are gossipers who can't keep to themselves. They have to be into everyone's business. Fuckin' assholes. The wife tries to get my friends and I in trouble all the time. We skate a lot, and she always thinks we're gonna hit something or take something of hers. (Her name is Helen). She called us "animals" while talking to someone who wondered why the for-sale sign for the house next door to us (the one i was previously talking about) so she was blaming us for something we didn't do. (I found the sign thrown in my driveway that morning, and I put it back where it should've been. People around here are stupid.) Anyway, Helen has two daughters. The older one is normal, but the younger one is spoiled and annoying as hell. She's really gotta calm down. She's got some friggin' mouth to, and she acts all tough but runs to her mom when something doesn't go her way. And she tries to get us in trouble too (along with her little friends)
Ok...the neighbors next door to Helen have like 7 cars, and park wherever the hell they want. It would be 12 at night and you hear them moving around their cars to get to the ones in the driveway. The parents are nice. It's their one daughter (whos like almost 30 and still living at home. O, and she's married too. Figure that one out.) who is very annoying.
There are gonna be two more houses across the street, and there are mexican people who are building those. I've got nothing against them, except when they blast Christina Aguilera and spanish music. Apparently "Fighter" makes them build faster. Or at least dance...dance...dance.
Anyway, my sis hates them cuz they always try to flirt with her or something when she leaves for work in the morning. She figures that they just want to marry someone so they can just get a green card. Racism all around us...
Ok...one more person. We have a neighbor up the block, also named Helen, and also nosey (ironically). But she is much older and she is fuckin' paranoid. She gets in fights with everyone on this block. She just had a fight the other day with someone on a different block and it was funny as hell cuz the one neighbor shut her the hell up. I haven't laughed that hard at someone in a while.
Anyway, she's called the cops on my friends and I many times, most of which weren't justified at all. She told the cops one of us had drugs (he obviously didn't) and she called the cops for trespassing, but its only one of us who actually trespasses, and he's not really our friend anyway. He just hangs out with us, and we always try to hide from him when he comes around here.
Ok...thats my input for this thread
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