View Full Version : How long will Ben and JLo's marriage last
Teenweek
08-04-2003, 06:10 AM
vote now.
Doctor Manhattan
08-04-2003, 06:25 AM
Kobe bought his wife a ring that cost more than Gigli made this weekend!
Ben and Jen won't get married and will split up before Kevin Smith's Jersey Girl gets released.
Kevin still has time to reshoot Jen's scenes in the film (She only in the first 15-20 mins of it anyway. It's a Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler Film) Joey Laren Adams was considered for the role that JLo got, Maybe they can just splice in scenes from Chasing Amy in Jersey Girll...
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Teenweek
08-04-2003, 06:56 AM
they should digitally put in cartman's jlo hand puppet to do all of jlo's scenes in jersey girl.
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Reephdweller
08-04-2003, 07:09 AM
My guess is within 6 months of their marriage it will end.
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Teenweek
08-04-2003, 07:19 AM
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Doctor Manhattan
08-04-2003, 08:12 AM
How long were JLo's other marrages?
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mikeyboy
08-04-2003, 08:28 AM
Where's the "who cares?" option?
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Heavy
08-04-2003, 12:18 PM
Thats the option you waived when you opened the thread.
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mikeyboy
08-04-2003, 12:37 PM
Thats the option you waived when you opened the thread.
I waive nothing! This isn't one of your stupid polls. It's somebody else's stupid poll. :|
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-04-2003, 01:06 PM
I give it a year. What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic! :p
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FUNKMAN
08-04-2003, 01:17 PM
Where's the "who cares?" option?
yeah, and the "i couldn't give a rats balls" option as well... bad poll bad poll...
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Teenweek
08-04-2003, 03:01 PM
i is a good poll because they are the hot topic and the most anticipated wedding in a very long time. I can't wait for them to get divrced or to just cancel the wedding and end up hating each other.
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Death Metal Moe
08-04-2003, 03:24 PM
I say 1 year. That gives them enough time to get married, have a kid, realize they're not seeing each other enough because of their busy Hollywood lives, grow apart and get divorced.
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DJEvelEd
08-04-2003, 05:08 PM
They will last forever because Ben eats good pussy.
You are what you eat,,,
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Shecky
08-04-2003, 05:51 PM
As it was stated in one of Tom Hank's funnier movies -
"TWO WEEKS"
Later,
SHECKY
Doctor Manhattan
08-05-2003, 05:23 AM
I hope their relationship ends with JLo "cuttin" Ben. (She's from "The Block" you know) That will make a nice end to the "Behind The Music" or one of those Celeb Gossip shows on E!
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TheMojoPin
08-05-2003, 08:22 AM
i is a good poll
You is the worst poll EVER.
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08-07-2003, 08:25 PM
Through five more pounds of ass.
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canofsoup15
08-07-2003, 09:05 PM
If they really go through with this, which i am anticipating, they are gonna want to play it out even longer than it is now, so im giving it a year. Thats enough to release an album with ben singing, make a video, make a movie with both of them, because theres no chance in hell they will seperate if this is fake and it is, and enough to go on every talk show 4 times. All the publicity these whores can get seems to be what these fools are shooting for.
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cozmokramer
08-07-2003, 11:48 PM
I say the Gigli did have an impact on them, which will snowball into them not getting married at all.
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spoon
08-07-2003, 11:52 PM
i with mikey and funk, poll sucks/who cares
i with mojo, you IS worst poll EVER.
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Teenweek
08-08-2003, 03:18 AM
Thanks for the compliments.
I think they stay together until Jersey Girl. If that bombs too. It's over Johnny.
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Doctor Manhattan
09-03-2003, 09:25 AM
Report: Affleck, Lopez set wedding date: September 14 (http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/03/ple.jlo.reut/index.html)
Doesn't look good for the prediction of them calling it quits because of Gigle tanking so badly.
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