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Captain Rooster
08-04-2003, 06:40 PM
OK Buddays,

This is self serving and all, but I am way too happy not to share.

I was promoted to Captain by my Lieutenant Colonel.

Just want to share with my buddies AND want to remind you to salute and or kiss my ring and or kiss my sack and or carry me on your shoulders and or roll out the red carpet and or kill virginal women/young women in my presence/ and or friends Romans countrymen lend me your ears.

You all rock -- Rooster

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-4-03 @ 10:42 PM
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-04-2003, 06:42 PM
Congratulations and salutations Dan!!!!

Way to go, budday!!!!!

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JerseyRich
08-04-2003, 06:43 PM
I feel another Ask Drunken Rooster coming on.


Congrats bro!

Now I guess we have to salute and or f you.

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Captain Rooster
08-04-2003, 06:45 PM
Rich, that would be -- "Ask The Drunken Captain and or Soon to Be Emperor"

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JerseyRich
08-04-2003, 06:48 PM
Sir yes sir

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DC Reed
08-04-2003, 06:49 PM
NIIIICE!

You should make everyone you know address you as Captain.

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ROMEO
08-04-2003, 06:52 PM
congrats sir, make us proud..
Great going buddy, I'm happy for ya..

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Reephdweller
08-04-2003, 06:58 PM
Congratulations!

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PanterA
08-04-2003, 07:07 PM
WTG captain!

Thats great news, I wish you the best of luck in everything!

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Fallon
08-04-2003, 07:19 PM
Congrats Roost!!!

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FUNKMAN
08-04-2003, 07:30 PM
Congratulations and Best Of Luck in your new position!...

El Capitan

almost forgot:

Everybody,
listen to me,
and return me, my ship.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
though I'm feeling mighty sick.
I've been lost now,
days uncounted,
and it's months since,
I've seen home.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
or am I all alone?
If you return me,
to my home port,
I will kiss you,
mother earth.
Take me back now, take me back now,
to the port, of my birth.
Am I in my cabin dreaming,
or are you really scheming,
to take my ship away from me.
You'd better think about it,
I just can't live without it,
so please don't take my ship from me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can feel the hand,
of a stranger,
and it tightening,
around my throat.
Heaven help me, heaven help me,
take this stranger, from my boat.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
though I'm feeling mighty sick.
Everybody, listen to me,
and return me, my ship,
I'm your captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm your captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm your captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm your captain, yeah yeah yeah yeah




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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 8-4-03 @ 11:33 PM
TheMojoPin
08-04-2003, 08:41 PM
Just want to share with my buddies AND want to remind you to salute and or kiss my ring and or kiss my sack and or carry me on your shoulders and or roll out the red carpet and or kill virginal women/young women in my presence/ and or friends Romans countrymen lend me your ears.

Don't tell me how to do it.

It disgusts me.

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FUNKMAN
08-04-2003, 09:01 PM
do ito me one more time...

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Yerdaddy
08-04-2003, 09:40 PM
O Captain! My Captain!
by Walt Whitman:

O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathr'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding Dr0ps of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! My Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up-for you the flag is flung-for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths-for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning:

Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse or will;
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won:

Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen Cold and dead.

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Death Metal Moe
08-04-2003, 10:39 PM
Nice work my friend.

Remember me when there's only a few invites to hand out for the shelters if the missles start flying.

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CaptClown
08-05-2003, 01:51 AM
Just want to share with my buddies AND want to remind you to salute and or kiss my ring and or kiss my sack and or carry me on your shoulders and or roll out the red carpet and or kill virginal women/young women in my presence/ and or friends Romans countrymen lend me your ears.

Since you gave us a choice I will salute or kiss your ring, Sir!

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A.J.
08-05-2003, 03:54 AM
Congrats on making O-3 Rooster!

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Death Metal Moe
08-05-2003, 04:12 AM
By your powers combined, I am Captain Rooster!

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GO ROOSTER!

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Tall_James
08-05-2003, 04:34 AM
NICE! Try not to get shot by your own troops! (Just kidding.)

All the best.

(oh shit...forgot the smilie ;) )

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furie
08-05-2003, 06:23 AM
Congratulations!

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08-05-2003, 09:22 AM
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HOOAH!

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blakjeezis
08-05-2003, 09:59 AM
I was on Long Island today and I say a vehicle with a Rangers sticker in the back window. His license plate was "GODOFWAR. I said to myself, maybe that's Rooster. Chances are it wasn't, but it's just funny that it happened today and now I get back and read this. I know, I know, what am I talking about? It's okay, I don't know either.

Anyway, congrats mahfucker, if your half the soldier that you are a man, this has been a long time coming and is only a rest stop along the way.

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JustJon
08-05-2003, 10:01 AM
You go, Cappy

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Aggie
08-05-2003, 10:38 AM
That is so great, congratulations!!! You must be so happy.

On a side note, I can't resist a man in uniform, will you try it on for me? ;)

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IrishAlkey
08-05-2003, 10:43 AM
Call me when you're God.

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SatCam
08-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Good job, Sir.
I hope to rendevouz with you soon, Captain.

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08-05-2003, 01:40 PM
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reeshy
08-05-2003, 01:51 PM
Congrats, Cap!!!! Maybe next promotion, they'll let you join the Coast Guard!!!!

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El Mudo
08-05-2003, 02:22 PM
Congrats Rooster!!

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golfcourseguy
08-05-2003, 03:47 PM
Congrats Rooster.
When you are celebrating at the officer's club, stay away from Captain Underpants.



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skullcrush
08-06-2003, 01:09 PM
OOHRA SIR!
two bars are better then one.
congrats,
LCPL SKULLCRUSH
USMC

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!
reeshy
08-06-2003, 01:12 PM
LCPL SKULLCRUSH


What's that?-Lieutenent Corporal???

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skullcrush
08-06-2003, 04:33 PM
lil corporal

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SIR THANKYOU LT. ROOSTER SIR!
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08-06-2003, 05:25 PM
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08-07-2003, 08:34 AM
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Geppetto
08-07-2003, 06:23 PM
Congrats, but as for killing virgins in your name why waste them and for that matter where are you going to find them around here?

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TheMojoPin
08-07-2003, 06:30 PM
I kill only in the name of Rooster, for his glory and his only, to shed blood to feed the Temple, forever and ever, Amen.

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RF Godfather
09-05-2003, 02:31 AM
Couldn't happen to a better guy! Dan, you deserve it!

*salutes* USA! USA! USA!

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