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cmgrap
08-06-2003, 12:49 PM
Hello!
My name is chris and I would like to introduce myself to the regulars of this message board. After listening to this and the same shows you guys probuably listen to and lurking around this message board for along time without posting (i made one post yesterday to plug my website) id like to introduce myself.
I am a twenty two year old from Maryland. I have been into comedy radio since I was about fourteen. First show I ever heard was the don and mike show, a show you guys probuably hate and a show that I can honestly not give a reason for listening to other than the fact that its the only comedy radio show offered in my area durring my drive home from work. I would have to say that my favorite radio shows of all time would be stern and o&a... god i miss o&a:(
I am pursuing a degree in computer science from st marys university.. a small college located in historic st marys city. In my free time I make music, mainly freestyle raps. Even though I can rap and change my voice to sound more "urban" I am more of a nerd than a G, the rap music is more something that me and my friends laugh at. I also like to write about my personal philosophies concerning life. All of these hobbies are on my shitty webpage that has no bandwidth.. so if you go to it most times it will be unavailable:( http://www.geocities.com/cmgrap
anyways I love ron and fez... I have listened to them since they started comming on wjfk pretty late at night. I remeber when I first heard the show I thought it was a show about computers and the internet because it was called ron and fez.com . I soon learned it was more of a continous string of sarcasim and inside jokes, something that I love.

I love the community that ron and fez have created and though I may sound gay for saying it I would love to get to know you guys and become active on this message board... if I try to talk to people around here about the show they dont know what the fuck I am talking about, and most people I play it for in my car would rather hear music and end up getting pissed at me for indulging in my talk radio addiction:P
Radio in my area has become so borring without opie and anthony. God I loved the line up we had for awhile...
it was stern, then d&m, then o&a then r&f, after that it was re runs of either o&a r&f or d&m
now I work nights so I cannot hear stern, after that we have fucking BILL ORIELY (VOMIT), don and mike, ron and fez, then some real money show thats fucking stupid. Don and Mike are in no way funny anymore so basically my radio station has one show worth investing time in (ron and fez)
I was thinking today about opie and anthony.. i loved when anthony would do his mike tyson impression.. that shit was fucking hilarious. I think my favorite radio moment was that one day fued between don and mike and o&a. Don and mike ripped on o&a before their show then o&a murdered them durring their slot. I was glued to my radio for about eight hours that day.. i even called out sick from work just to listen:)
I love it when radio shows fight with each other!
I am also a avid online gammer. I love massivly multiplayer online games like Ultima Online, EQ, Asherons Call, DaOC, Shadowbane, Continum, Unreal Tourney, quake etc. etc.
Thats one reason I loved o&a because they would talk about computer games. I even met with anthony on eq one day to hook him up with some platinum;)

I have a couple of questions maybe you guys could help me out with

1) is there a place to download o&a's shows.. i need a o&a fix bad and i can never seem to find whole shows (other than 9-11 one, last episode, and don and mike fight ) on web or kazaa
2) I would like to download o&a's xfl pregames shows, I noticed someone posted screen shots of them on some thread.. is there a spot to download them?
3) I would like to see a picture of sweet mellissa.. i wana see the face thats given me so many hard on's:)
4) Was there a inside joke as to why the show was called ron and fez.com? or was it a advertisement for the page?
5) ron is straight right? hes not like fezs secret ass pal or so

Jackie Sloan
08-06-2003, 12:54 PM
Hey...how are ya.

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cmgrap
08-06-2003, 12:56 PM
im borred, waiting for matrix reloaded to finish downloading so me and my friends can watch it

high fly
08-06-2003, 12:57 PM
did you know that when he had the Rangers, that our president traded Sammy Sosa?

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Def Dave in SC
08-06-2003, 12:57 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmmmmm, uhhhhhhhhh...welcome??

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wasp
08-06-2003, 01:04 PM
Hiya!

Connecticut Listener Since Day One!

reeshy
08-06-2003, 01:04 PM
Welcome- BTW- I hope you have permission to post a message longer than any that the Chairman has posted!!!!

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mdr55
08-06-2003, 01:10 PM
A few questions for you:

a) Why did you write so much stuff? (a simple, "I'm new" would have sufficed)
b) downloading is illegal, isn't it? (but it don't make you a bad person)
c) is there really a St. Mary's city in Maryland? (Comin, next you'll tell me you grew up in Marydel, Maryland.)
d) I've played Diablo:LOD, how bout you?
e) are you a cop? (part of the internet police, if you are, this is entrapment)
f) Ron and Fez are both straight. But is El Jefe gay? (he might have a queer eye for the straight guys)
g) Are you for real or is this a bit?

Anyway...Welcome.



Stop the Turf Wars!

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Heavy
08-06-2003, 01:11 PM
its the only comedy radio show offered in my area durring my drive home from work.


Thats no excuse.



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phixion
08-06-2003, 01:25 PM
Are you for real or is this a bit?


HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? THIS IS NOT A BIT!!!!!!!!

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cmgrap
08-06-2003, 03:30 PM
answers:

A few questions for you:

a) Why did you write so much stuff? (a simple, "I'm new" would have sufficed)
--Because i was borred.

b) downloading is illegal, isn't it? (but it don't make you a bad person)

--Alot of things are illegal, lots of times breaking the law is the worth the risk, espically if its something as stupid as downloading. I am sure you speed on ocassion.

c) is there really a St. Mary's city in Maryland? (Comin, next you'll tell me you grew up in Marydel, Maryland.)
--Yes there is, there is also one in Cali and one in Penn. Its a nice place to live btw.

d) I've played Diablo:LOD, how bout you?
-- I actually have been playing Diablo 2 classic on bnet for last couple of weeks. The game is ruined now though because people figured out how to dupe. I made a new account (old one from years ago had not been logged in for ever so it got De1eted) and had a lvl 81 sorc with 6 soj's in a week. I dont like the x-pac because there are too many items. Game is ruined tho, cheating rampant and you can even bring xpac items into classic now. Im waiting for a new motherboard in the mail so I can upgrade enough to play shadowbane without chugging up. (did i write to much again?)

e) are you a cop? (part of the internet police, if you are, this is entrapment)
-- fuh fuh fuck the police. no im not a cop dipshizzle

f) Ron and Fez are both straight. But is El Jefe gay? (he might have a queer eye for the straight guys)
-- fez is straight? wtf. you serious? and el jefe is deffinatly gay. Does he make those parody songs I have been hearing over last few weeks... those are some of the gayest parodies I have ever heard.. like the hey saddam one was the worst.
g) Are you for real or is this a bit?
-- this is a bit.

now can you answer my questions please

IrishAlkey
08-06-2003, 03:35 PM
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guttersnipe
08-06-2003, 03:36 PM
Hello, cmgrap, and welcome to the board.

If you really want to make friends with people here you should post some pictures of yourself. I got a really nice welcome when I did that!

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reeshy
08-06-2003, 03:38 PM
fuh fuh fuck the police.


Boy- you really made a couple of good friends with that comment!!!!

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cmgrap
08-06-2003, 03:42 PM
i cant get it to show up in the post so click this link
Picture (http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/xcitingman_southernmd/vwp?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.src=ph&.dnm=9130916.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/xcitingman_southernmd/lst%3f%26.dir=/Yahoo!%2bPhoto%2bAlbum%26.src=ph%26.view=t)

IrishAlkey
08-06-2003, 03:48 PM
You sure know how to handle a pussy.

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DJEvelEd
08-06-2003, 03:51 PM
Shot # 5.
Yo,whats up. I'm buzzed so dont mind me when I tell you NOT TO LISTEN TO THAT PHONEY STERN. Listen to WQAM.com from 8am-10am and you will forget all about that unfunny fuckin phoney gag ordering cocksmoking prick. thats wqam.com,,,wqam.com,,,,,,wqam.com,,,,,,,wqam.com. I HATE HOWARD STERN, YOU SHOULD HATE HIM,WE ALL SHOULD HATE HIMM,,,FERRALL RULES
SHAKEITUP...SHOT#6

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cmgrap
08-06-2003, 03:56 PM
You sure know how to handle a pussy.


ya seems i always have one on my lap

Death Metal Moe
08-06-2003, 05:35 PM
I saw that some people were selling complied O&A CD's on Ebay. Just search for them. They've taken the commercials out too.

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DC Reed
08-06-2003, 05:39 PM
Good to have another DC listener on the board and thanks for the life story, but you only get a c+ on it.

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Yerdaddy
08-06-2003, 08:59 PM
Can I get a copy of the video you took of the bag dancing with you in the wind?

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ChickenHawk
08-06-2003, 10:25 PM
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hubdog4200
08-07-2003, 01:28 AM
Hey cm why dont you enable your god damn private messages and maybe ill help you. send me one and after i learn i can trust you ill hook you up witha little something.





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Reephdweller
08-07-2003, 05:05 AM
Welcome to the board.

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french bread pizza
08-07-2003, 07:41 AM
there are no pictures of sweet melissa cause she's one of ron's voices

ron and rory are lovers not fez and ron...the old rory not the new rory

ask about me so i can feel special

welcome wanna come to one of our big orgy parties we have every week...just private message irish alkey or pantera for the details

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FUNKMAN
08-07-2003, 08:18 AM
Welcome to THEE Board...

and Chickenhawk: that was very funny!!!!!!
:)

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TheMojoPin
08-07-2003, 08:24 AM
WACKY!!!

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GaryWyze
08-07-2003, 08:40 AM
[color=purple]1) is there a place to download o&a's shows.. i need a o&a fix bad and i can never seem to find whole shows (other than 9-11 one, last episode, and don and mike fight ) on web or kazaa

Yes, thanks to a great board member who shall remain nameless, there is a place where EVERY SINGLE O&A and R&F show is archived. Access is limited to this member, myself and like two other people. Stick around the board for a while, play well with others, and I'll send some shit your way.

2) I would like to download o&a's xfl pregames shows, I noticed someone posted screen shots of them on some thread.. is there a spot to download them?

No spot to download them, as far as I know, but I do have a few of them on tape somewhere. If I can find them, and enough people are interested, I'll find a way to get them online.


3) I would like to see a picture of sweet mellissa.. i wana see the face thats given me so many hard on's:)

Man, you have really caught me in a helpful mood today. go here (http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/JPG/HardRock%20Farewell.zip), it's the 4th pic in (she's posed with Ronnie).

4) Was there a inside joke as to why the show was called ron and fez.com? or was it a advertisement for the page?

When the show 1st came to New York, that's simply the format they opted for.

5) ron is straight right? hes not like fezs secret ass pal or something is he?

Actually, Billy was the bottom.

6) What do you get when you put a knife in a 4 year olds vagina... (an erection) heheheheh remeber when steve-o told that joke on o&a's show.. hehehe

Just a reminder, punctuation is our friend.

anyways nice to meet some fellow radiophiles

Likewyze.


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Def Dave in SC
08-07-2003, 12:56 PM
Ok, i have a question for you:

Why do you add extra consonants to words?

I also have a suggestion for you:

You should learn how to spell better since this whole board revolves around spelling. And pictures. You need to learn to spell and to post pictures.

Oh yeah, in that picture, you're the cat, right?

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cozmokramer
08-07-2003, 01:16 PM
THIS GUYS WEARING A WIRE!

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SatCam
08-07-2003, 02:28 PM
You should learn how to spell better since this whole board revolves around spelling. And pictures. You need to learn to spell and to post pictures.

Or just post pictures
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high fly
08-09-2003, 11:38 AM
THIS GUY'S WEARING A WIRE!

Yeah, and check his shoes!

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