View Full Version : If You Were Born the Opposite Sex!!
reeshy
08-08-2003, 03:51 PM
I have no idea how this conversation got started at work but the idea was thrown around how different your life would be if you were born female instead of male and vice versa. Would you still be in the same occupation you are in now and if notk, what would it be. How would your interests and hobbies be different. I, for one , know for a fact that I would be the biggest lesbian ever born. I ain't sipping' no D and I would stlll love the ladies!!!!!
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Yerdaddy
08-08-2003, 03:55 PM
I am the biggest lesbian ever born. And I'd naturally be in a different job because If I was born a chick I wouldn't need to be making this girl suit now would I?
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DJEvelEd
08-08-2003, 05:00 PM
I'd be a nasty bitch. If you fuck with me I'll pull out my bloody tampon and mash it in your face. Then I'd have a cock surgically added on, but I may keep the tits.
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hyperspace
08-08-2003, 05:10 PM
i would stay home all day playing with myself while sniffing my own panties!!!
jamesdiggy
08-08-2003, 06:28 PM
I'd be featured in a sig pic, being the hot piece of tail that I am.
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mikeyboy
08-08-2003, 06:35 PM
I'd be a homely, homely woman.
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phixion
08-08-2003, 06:57 PM
i cant imagine going down on a guy, id be eatin poon like it was filet mignon.
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Death Metal Moe
08-08-2003, 07:01 PM
Id' probably just have smaller breasts.
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Reephdweller
08-08-2003, 07:22 PM
I'd probably be speeding all over the road and then flashing my tits or vag at cops to get out of tickets.
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Evilpete
08-08-2003, 08:55 PM
I'd still want to make sweet, sweet love any and all of the ladies on this board
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TheMojoPin
08-08-2003, 08:56 PM
I'd chase around ADF and threaten him with cooties and he'd shiver and cry.
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DC Reed
08-08-2003, 09:27 PM
Id be the biggest lesbian ever, and id kill all those who got in my way. I would also get the tubes tied and never have kids, the american way.
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SatCam
08-09-2003, 11:03 AM
I'd have a huge cock.
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ladygodiva
08-09-2003, 08:00 PM
i'd piss on people that annoy me.
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