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Green Lantern
08-10-2003, 11:21 AM
Who is you favorite real caller?

This message was edited by Green Lantern on 8-11-03 @ 5:06 AM

Reephdweller
08-10-2003, 02:33 PM
You left out Kenny Allen, that's my vote.

Cause I'm the one who says things!!

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Jackie Sloan
08-10-2003, 02:35 PM
JO-O-BBER!!

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Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent

TheMojoPin
08-10-2003, 02:36 PM
Wacky Wake Up-Guy fan since day #1!

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Reephdweller
08-10-2003, 03:03 PM
You're also forgetting Iris from Bay Ridge, with the news you can use for the Jews!

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MASTER WINDU
08-10-2003, 05:08 PM
Does Paul O fall into that category. If so his big fat wife in the background.

bunnyluvsthem
08-10-2003, 06:28 PM
I am the best caller from the list above. A vote for me is a vote for Ron & Fez themselves, my message is always a message of Truth and Love and never deviates into any other trend.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

Tall_James
08-10-2003, 06:37 PM
That guy who called that one time to talk about stuff. He was the best.

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Steels
08-10-2003, 06:54 PM
My favorite caller is Paul-O.

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cozmokramer
08-10-2003, 10:09 PM
SHUTUP YOU STUPID BITCH!

The Jobber.

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GaryWyze
08-10-2003, 10:12 PM
[color=purple]The top three callers of all time, counting down to number one, are:

3) GaryWyze

2) Tommy.... the bad caller

3) East Side Dave

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monsterone
08-10-2003, 10:35 PM
not exclusive to r&f, but frenchie, you stupid twats!

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crosseyedmary
08-11-2003, 05:34 AM
Joe Poo left in Bayonne, but not forgotten.

Saddam's A bomb is hidden in my monkey!

french bread pizza
08-11-2003, 06:25 AM
no doubt the jobber

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bagel bite
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Captain Rooster
08-11-2003, 06:29 AM
"Theeez eez IRIS calling-ga."

Iris:

"He's a grand ol' fag and his friend's a fag hag...one like chicks, the other sucks--"

"IRIS!"

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traderj
08-11-2003, 09:10 AM
The guy from Virginia with the bad cell phone.

GaryWyze
08-11-2003, 09:47 AM
[color=purple]I voted for Dave. The guy's always funny, and absolutely ruled the Comedy Pyrimads.

Joe was good, but more of a character than a caller.

EDIT: I think I voted for Joe Poo by mistake. I clicked on "vote" thinking it would take me to a page to log in and vote, not knowing that I was actually voting. So, since Poo is at the top of the list, I'm assuming that's where my vote went. Sorry, Dave. It's like fucking florida all over again!

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 8-11-03 @ 2:34 PM

SatCam
08-11-2003, 11:27 AM
This thread is irrelevent. Ron does all these voices.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-12-2003, 11:11 AM
Now, that is not true when you say "all", because I wrote my own material.

C'mon, I need some more votes here, I know some are loathe to publicly admit their true feelings, but this poll is anonymous, so let us in fact see who the true Best is.

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SatCam
08-12-2003, 11:54 PM
I think it's a little funny that me, Ron, has conversations with people like myself, aka bunnyluvsthem and death metal moe.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-13-2003, 02:12 AM
Pardon? I mean, come on SatCam, I have no idea who Moe is in real life, but I am Bunny au natural, there is no substitute.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

wasp
08-13-2003, 03:33 AM
Paul-O with his wife going nuts in the background.

This is MY House!!!!!!!!!!!!

Connecticut Listener Since Day One!

TheCosmicCircus
08-13-2003, 05:46 AM
jo pee

" i drink my own pee"

whatever happen to that kid?

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perrynoid's cosmic circus
it's a fake radio show.
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SatCam
08-13-2003, 11:04 AM
Stop lying bunny. I'm Ron, you're Ron, Moe is Ron, everyone is Ron.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-14-2003, 06:57 AM
I do not know what came over me. Of course you are right. I am in fact Ron, as you are, as Moe is, as we all are.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

Mike Teacher
08-14-2003, 07:49 AM
I do not know what came over me.


EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bunnyluvsthem
08-14-2003, 09:35 AM
Micheaie, please, this is a family show.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

TheMojoPin
08-14-2003, 10:51 AM
Micheaie

What the hell is that?

Are you sure you don't want to just use a "y" as opposed to slapping a monkey's scream onto the end of everyone's name?

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bunnyluvsthem
08-14-2003, 08:23 PM
Mojoie, it is simply a nickname of a nickname. I do not mean any harm by it. Certain people here have insisted that they do not like it, and so I have of course called them the way they prefer. For example, grlNIN refuses to allow me but only me to call her Ninny, and instead told me to call her El Nino, which I happily oblige. MissExplosivo2 has told me that Missy is nixed, but she prefers me to address her as Chocho, which again is fine by me. I would not entertain many more requests, and I think it is fine that I call people their name, just with an affectation of kindness added on. It is a personal idiosyncracy, but I think we should all be accepting of each others little quirks. No harm, no foul.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

TheMojoPin
08-14-2003, 09:22 PM
That's all well and good, but I defy you to actually pronounce "Micheaie".

You're OD'ing on vowels there, little camper.

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Death Metal Moe
08-14-2003, 09:43 PM
So if I'm Ron and you're Ron, that really narrows the feild of people you have to put in the poll.

A vote for any of the callers is a vote for Ron.

So I vote for Ron.

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KC2OSO
08-14-2003, 10:01 PM
Foul mouthed Elmo.

you faggits!

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This message was edited by Fester on 8-15-03 @ 2:03 AM

TheKnicks23
08-15-2003, 04:46 PM
Joe Poo and Jobber are my 2 favorite of all time.

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crosseyedmary
08-16-2003, 05:02 PM
I am not Ron. Ron cannot take on the entire 7th fleet. I can

My monkey aches for love and attention.

bunnyluvsthem
08-16-2003, 06:42 PM
I just want to say that based upon the votes, I have won the popularity contest, and Ron & Fez know this, they scan these messages regularly to see what is good, and I am glad I have been voted the best of all. Thank you to all my friends who voted for me.

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Shut out, but not shut Up.
<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

LeftInNewYork
08-17-2003, 05:17 AM
Who declared you the winner? Who closed out the Poll?

I demand a, "Call Off", between this Bunny and Joe Poo!

It was never better that New York. Say what you want, you know it's the truth!

bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 05:25 AM
Brand new "newbie", eh? You've got a lot to learn, no.

Fact is, I have won. How very long would you have the thread go on for until a winner is declared, oh "newbie", fresh from your very newness, newly posting and all, making your very first post over here, curiously.

I merely wish to again thank all those who supported me and voted me as the best. Thank you once again.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

Jackie Sloan
08-17-2003, 07:24 AM
Anyone but Bunny.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 08:00 AM
Et tu, Jackieie? I thought I could count on you. Oh well, the fact is I have won anyway. I am glad I have mustered enough support to get the votes necessary.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

high fly
08-17-2003, 11:14 AM
Godzilla.

" and they ask me why I drink"

mikeyboy
08-17-2003, 11:43 AM
I just want to say that based upon the votes, I have won the popularity contest, and Ron & Fez know this, they scan these messages regularly to see what is good, and I am glad I have been voted the best of all.


Okay, you got 25 votes from over 12,000 registered members. Yeah, that's a decisive victory. What does that tell you? That most of the people on this board didn't care enought about this poll to vote.

Also, in order for me to put any faith in the results of this board, I'd like to know how many brand new "members" who haven't posted cast votes.

Even if you are the favorite caller ever, bunny, I don't think that makes you the favorite poster. You are combative and insulting, and you feign astonishment when anyone takes offense at what you say. Suffice it to say that if you find yourself put on extended vacation from the board for your posting habits, I, for one, will nor be surprised.

I know what will happen now. You will respond to my post, and mangle my board name so that it is appended by an unpronounceable series of vowels. You will probably call me mean and say that I am needlessly attacking you and not adding anything to the thread. I, however, will not respond further to your statements in this thread, and you will assume that you have won.

and I won't care.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-17-2003, 06:40 PM
Okay, you got 25 votes from over 12,000 registered members. Yeah, that's a decisive victory. What does that tell you? That most of the people on this board didn't care enought about this poll to vote.

That is what ratings are all about, Mike. The opinions of a comparitively smallish subsection is extrapolated to loudl declare what the masses are thinking. Of course not everyone votes all the time. But they do not need to in order to get a feeling for the pulse of the public at large.

Even if you are the favorite caller ever, bunny, I don't think that makes you the favorite poster. You are combative and insulting, and you feign astonishment when anyone takes offense at what you say. Suffice it to say that if you find yourself put on extended vacation from the board for your posting habits, I, for one, will nor be surprised.

Just because you are so very familiar with your cronies, and your heart flutters with every word they say, and you cannot bear to accept that yes, there are in fact Other People in the world, who can also say things, and no, not often are they actually "combative" or "insulting". Weird, maybe - different, refreshing, innovative, mellifluous, maybe - but not harmful. Open your mind to Love. Not hate.

I know what will happen now. You will respond to my post, and mangle my board name so that it is appended by an unpronounceable series of vowels.

Let me say: I would normally have the inclination to add two vowels to every name: "i" followed by "e". This is a term of endearment (i.e. Robert becomes Bobbie). I mean no harm, and you probably know this very well, you just want to say it anyway.

You will probably call me mean and say that I am needlessly attacking you and not adding anything to the thread. I, however, will not respond further to your statements in this thread, and you will assume that you have won.

and I won't care.

Now, this is not novel or different, Mike. You have been mean, true, but regarding "attacking" you are wrong, that is not what conversation is all about. And you have already said you will not respond, so I guess I have the soapbox for now. The point is, can We be accepting of other people's viewpoints? Or is Hatred just a big mean monster that is too too much to overcome.

One question Mike, just one: Did anything I say here, or rather everything I have said on this board, cause you to Hate me actually, as one person to another.

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LeftInNewYork
08-20-2003, 04:09 AM
Bunny, you are not Ron. You know it! You know it! You are nothing but a bad drag version of Janet Reno and the gay lover of crosseyedmary!

bunnyluvsthem
08-20-2003, 05:03 AM
Get a hold of yourself. I am Ron. Just ask SatCam.

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Shut out, but not shut Up.
<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

LeftInNewYork
08-21-2003, 04:37 PM
Bunny, now I remember where I know you from! You were a sometimes caller into the Mr. Dingles show on WWAC, Butte Montana!

Talk yourself out of this one, you Stan Laurel wannabe!!

ashley olsen
08-22-2003, 08:41 AM
well, i must admit, i voted for Mr. East Side Dave. he just one of those people who will say what he wants to say regardless of whether anyone is listening.

...also he will fight a dog for a bunny puppet...

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Meve
08-22-2003, 09:22 AM
My new favorite ron and fez caller has to be "El diablo". Rory is absolutely nuts.

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

high fly
08-22-2003, 10:28 AM
I love it when they are interviewing someone and Andre the Giant calls in.

" and they ask me why I drink"

Yerdaddy
08-22-2003, 02:45 PM
That redneck chick who started calling in recently is by far the best they've got right now. She rules.

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Meve
08-22-2003, 04:41 PM
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mikeyboy
08-24-2003, 01:02 PM
That redneck chick who started calling in recently is by far the best they've got right now. She rules.


the one who runs the day care center and allows the pet animals to bite the kids? I agree.


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bunnyluvsthem
08-30-2003, 08:35 PM
Bunny, now I remember where I know you from! You were a sometimes caller into the Mr. Dingles show on WWAC, Butte Montana!

Talk yourself out of this one, you Stan Laurel wannabe!!

I, personally, do not know what you are referring to.

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<marquee> Both of them are good! I love them! I Love them! Both of them! Both of them are good! BOTH of them! Both Ron, and Fez! Oh, they are good! mmmmm! Juicy! They are good! Creamy! Creamy! I love them! Both of them! Ron and Fez! Ron and Fez! Oooooo! They are GOOD! They are so good! </marquee>

Crazy Jen
09-07-2003, 10:00 AM
That redneck chick who started calling in recently is by far the best they've got right now. She rules.


the one who runs the day care center and allows the pet animals to bite the kids? I agree.


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Jennifer

Yerdaddy
09-07-2003, 01:40 PM
That redneck chick who started calling in recently is by far the best they've got right now. She rules.


the one who runs the day care center and allows the pet animals to bite the kids? I agree.


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Jennifer
No. That's not her. The other one.

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Crazy Jen
09-07-2003, 01:54 PM
hey City Boys i am not a redneck
I am from new jersey
New Jersey only has pigs hanging on the corners

love
jennifer

Yerdaddy
09-07-2003, 01:59 PM
No. It's not Jennifer. It's the funny one.

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Mothball
09-10-2003, 09:50 PM
I like Slappy

monsterone
09-10-2003, 09:55 PM
why can't i vote for "not perrynoid."




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Crazy Jen
09-12-2003, 02:54 PM
Hey thats not me
Im the cute on eith red hair

love
jennifer