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JerseyRich
08-11-2003, 06:20 PM
Come to Bar 9 tomorrow night August 12th.

Vacations? Poor excuse!

Wedding? Poor excuse!

Cronic Fatigue syndrome? Poor excuse!

Come out and hang!

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 8-11-03 @ 10:33 PM

reeshy
08-11-2003, 06:22 PM
Rich,
What if my penis reduction surgery is scheduled for tomorrow? Then what????

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JerseyRich
08-11-2003, 06:32 PM
That's the worst excuse!

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LatinSpiceXoX
08-11-2003, 06:37 PM
I can't, I have to Bang Erasers after class.

(Mr. Erasers is our System Analysis Prof.)

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Johnny Fontane
08-11-2003, 06:51 PM
Before I commit to anything, what's on C-Span Tuesday night?

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PanterA
08-11-2003, 07:02 PM
I thought I wasnt cool unless I pee my pants.

Great, I just cleaned these shorts.

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Yerdaddy
08-11-2003, 07:04 PM
I'm having my ass waxed.

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FUNKMAN
08-11-2003, 07:12 PM
i got a circumcision appointment because i keep getting fruit flies in my dickeydome when i go to the superbowl after i leave the job i hate and then go look at gay wrestlers...

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PanterA
08-11-2003, 07:42 PM
i got a circumcision appointment because i keep getting fruit flies in my dickeydome when i go to the superbowl after i leave the job i hate and then go look at gay wrestlers...Arent you listening to the new Racid single?

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Melrapuo
08-11-2003, 07:44 PM
Rich,
What if my penis reduction surgery is scheduled for tomorrow? Then what????

that can only be Mothball's excuse (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=81&Topic=31232).

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Makin' my own sigs cuz I'm still unknown on this site and too lazy ask anyone else to make them for me.

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Friday
08-11-2003, 07:54 PM
no soup.

my excuse is that noone wants to have dinner with me beforehand. So take that Jersey Rish! HA!

Have fun without me.....I will be in Garwood sulking.

haha

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bunnyluvsthem
08-11-2003, 07:54 PM
Really, I would love to go. I just don't know whether I am able to, until tomorrow afternoon/evening. I must show up one of these times. I am apprehensive because I will not be entirely comfortable, since no one knows me. That, and also that I fear some crazed loon will behead me, or at the very least spill beer on me, intentionally. But I do have the desire to go.

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Friday
08-11-2003, 07:55 PM
i need to cut down on the drinking.

and spending money.

and posting twice.

dammit.

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This message was edited by Friday on 8-12-03 @ 9:17 AM

ADF
08-12-2003, 03:43 AM
I thought I wasnt cool unless I pee my pants.


That's the word on the street. All the hip, young, and urban kids are doing it these days.

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Snoogans
08-12-2003, 03:54 AM
You aren't cool unless you...

pee your pants

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

furie
08-12-2003, 05:38 AM
uncool loser #1 checking in.
I can't hang out on tuesdays. Weekdays are next to impossible for me to make a cameo.

Have fun!


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This message was edited by furie on 8-12-03 @ 9:40 AM

Hosp
08-12-2003, 05:45 AM
I'll be there to pick up my pictures from Rich, plus I finally convinced my Bro-in-law Mario to come out.

And Friday told me she would be there. Liar.

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East Side Dave
08-12-2003, 06:23 AM
What the hell, why not? I'm in...like flynn! I'm there...huggy bear!

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FUNKMAN
08-12-2003, 06:39 AM
Arent you listening to the new Racid single?


good one!
:)

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you never have time to do it right, but you always seem to have time to do it over...

Death Metal Moe
08-12-2003, 06:58 PM
I'm cool and I wasn't there.

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FUNKMAN
08-12-2003, 07:13 PM
unless you knw this dude...

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PanterA
08-12-2003, 07:59 PM
You aren't cool unless you...repeat a joke already told in the thread.


You aren't cool unless you...
pee your pants

Man if that was true I would be Fonzy!!

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SatCam
08-13-2003, 12:04 AM
I was gonna go, but opted to see Gigli.

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french bread pizza
08-13-2003, 09:43 AM
how bout the excuse that i didn't see the post until today 8/13

oh yeah and i'm pregnant

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42nd-delay
08-13-2003, 01:18 PM
I'll be there to pick up my pictures from Rich, plus I finally convinced my Bro-in-law Mario to come out.


Did this sound like a gay thing to anyone else?

Just kidding Hosp.

I'll disappear into the mists again now.

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Hosp
08-14-2003, 07:05 AM
I'm getting picked on by Krikor? Man, I really need to take a serious look at my life if there is something he can mock me about.

And I'm not even going to comment on how everyones minds on this board always seem to focus on homosexual stuff. I see a lot of projection going on here.

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Snoogans
08-14-2003, 07:13 AM
I'm getting picked on by Krikor? Man, I really need to take a serious look at my life if there is something he can mock me about.

And I'm not even going to comment on how everyones minds on this board always seem to focus on homosexual stuff. I see a lot of projection going on here

it was spoon starting filthy rumors hosp. and what about this everyone on the board, i never said anything about gay stuff, not here anyway.
And are we ON the board or IN the board, or maybe neither and we just USE the board

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

Johnny Fontane
08-14-2003, 07:17 AM
So who was at Bar 9 Tuesday night? Jersey Rich and who else? Did it rock?

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

bunnyluvsthem
08-14-2003, 09:38 AM
Unfortunately, I was unable to make it. I intend to go at the very next opportunity that I am able to be there. I am still leery of any potential ill-will that I may encounter, but I will have to prepare for that with appropriate measures in advance, to ensure a good time is had by all.

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TheMojoPin
08-14-2003, 10:53 AM
but I will have to prepare for that with appropriate measures in advance

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bunnyluvsthem
08-14-2003, 08:18 PM
I must say, Mojoie, I have had my first real board induced belly-laugh from that one. I mean, ofttimes there are funny things stated here, but that one just hit home. Kudos to you.

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SatCam
08-15-2003, 02:26 PM
I must say, Mojoie, I have had my first real board induced belly-laugh from that one. I mean, ofttimes there are funny things stated here, but that one just hit home. Kudos to you.

You must not have a sense of humor because I laugh a lot here.

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bunnyluvsthem
08-18-2003, 02:14 AM
I didn't say I did not laugh at all, but that was an especially notable one.

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grlNIN
08-18-2003, 02:17 AM
I didn't say I did not laugh at all, but that was an especially notable one.


Hits close to home, huh?

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bunnyluvsthem
08-18-2003, 02:23 AM
I guarantee you that if I had the forest-like growth as exhibited, I would do exactly that, just to make everyone feel comfortable.

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