Happy Endings You Would Like To See

[DJEvelEd]

If Tony Montana blew everyone away with that big fuckin gun. "SAY HALO TO MY LITTLE FRIEN" and then went on to politics.

If the Bad News Bears got all fucked up with Walter Matthau and beat the shit out of the Yankees.

If Luke joined the Dark Side and he and his father ruled the universe and got in touch with their feelings.

If only Johnny Depp could get that last coke deal off.



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[Reephdweller]

I think I'd like to check out Luke turning to the Dark Side just to see him fuck shit up.

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[reeshy]

Johneee Wadd getting straight in the Long Story thread!!!

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[Reephdweller]

Johneee Wadd getting straight in the Long Story thread!!!


The day that happens, the thread will need to be locked and ultimately De1eted.

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[Snoogans]

I wish that mugatu star had drilled zoolander right in the forhead

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[FUNKMAN]

BOUND

I wish Joe Pantoleone lived, and him, Gina Gershon, and Jennifer Tilly had shared the money and had a threesome.

"who was that on the fucking phone Violet?"

who could forget...

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and if my aunt had balls i'd be calling her uncle

[DJEvelEd]

In Silence of the Lambs it would've been cool to see Buffalo Bill throw Starling into the pit and then piss and shit on both of them while giving Precious a redrocket/stinkfinger.
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Happy!

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[walking joint]

i just want an ending to the whole ALF series. last i saw he was standing in a field and it was to be continued....and it still is all these years later.

[KC2OSO]

I'd just like my 'massage tharapist' to call me 'mac daddy' after the happy ending money's all handed off...



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[phixion]

i just want an ending to the whole ALF series. last i saw he was standing in a field and it was to be continued....and it still is all these years later.


holy shit im not the only person who remembered that!

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[Death Metal Moe]

You think ALF was bad?! At least we got a few seasons of that!

I was left with a season cliffhanger to "Sledgehammer" after ONE SEASON, and they NEVER came back! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Now we'l never know if the nuclear explosion was for real or just a dream.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[grlNIN]

Chasing Amy.

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[monsterone]

i thought this was a confessional thread about about asian women who give you only a massage

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[Death Metal Moe]

How about an ending to Titanic where both those useless pieces of shit die?

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[monsterone]

requiem for a dream without the amputation, but keeping the ass to ass, but only cuz they liked it.

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[Melrapuo]

at the end of godzilla, instead of him gettin' killed, he just ate everybody, including the people who thought up the idea of ruining the godzilla series, and then having it go to tokyo and doing the same thing. Then, when it arrives, and when it's done digesting, it takes a big crap on tokyo, and exits, with blue oyster cult's "godzilla" playing in the background.

that movie really sucked, but at least i would be happier with it.

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[mdr55]

Happy endings on the teasers:
Jennifer love Hewitt, Elizabeth Hurley, Amanda Peet, Britney Spears.

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[TheMojoPin]

How about an ending to Titanic where both those useless pieces of shit die?

So you're saying you'd still sit through the whole thing just to get to that?

FAG.

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[DJEvelEd]

Charlotte never dies and keeps making mad spiderwebs for that fucking pig.

"Night of the Living Dead" - Ben bangs the white women and doesn't get killed by the rednecks.

Godzilla just beats the living hairy shit out of King Kong.

Harvey Keitel survives in Bad Lieutenant and becomes Awful Captain.

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[JustJon]

i just want an ending to the whole ALF series. last i saw he was standing in a field and it was to be continued....and it still is all these years later.

Alf had a made for tv movie in the late 90's called Project A.L.F. starring Martin Sheen. I didn't watch it, so I can't tell you shit about it. I do know that the next season of Alf, they did want to introduce the other aliens and shit.

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