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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-13-2003, 05:34 PM
If price for care were no object, what exotic animals would you own?

I'd have:

A spider monkey
A penguin
A dolphin

MAYBE a tiger. I'm still on the fence about nature/nurture.

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Death Metal Moe
08-13-2003, 05:50 PM
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scorpion
08-13-2003, 05:51 PM
Wallaby
Lemur
Siberian Tiger



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-13-2003, 05:54 PM
I forgot about the wallaby.

I'd like a panda bear, too.

Perhaps a koala.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-13-03 @ 9:55 PM
monsterone
08-13-2003, 06:04 PM
a couple of black strippers with low self-esteem.

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08-13-2003, 06:09 PM
I'd get a fuzzybutt. By the way, where can you get these?

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Heavy
08-13-2003, 06:11 PM
A monkey

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08-13-2003, 06:17 PM
wolf
silver fox
puma
lynx

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phixion
08-13-2003, 06:35 PM
timber wolf
tiger shark
caiman
caecalian
pink toed tarantula
male cardinal
sugar glider

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mikeyboy
08-13-2003, 07:24 PM
Definitely a helper monkey.


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-13-2003, 07:34 PM
Definitely a helper monkey.


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A.J.
08-14-2003, 04:23 AM
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Snoogans
08-14-2003, 04:49 AM
what do you consider exotic, cause i had a couple scorpions, which arent usually pets. If you wanna go real far out though, id want a huge tank and a bull shark, and have the tank hidden under ground like a trap door if anyone fucked with me.
In fact, i always wanted to buy one of those huge houses in saddle river and put a moat around it with paranna

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zoom2457
08-14-2003, 04:49 AM
a meercat. They are the best.


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-14-2003, 06:42 PM
I'd get a fuzzybutt


Hehe! Like Mango, "You cannot have the Fuzzybutt!!"

But if you DO run into another Fuzzybutt, we like beer, multi-grain Wheat Thins, and cheese. And grilled vegetables. Beer and porn are a plus, too.

EDIT!: Add bacon AND half and half to the list! :-)

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-14-03 @ 11:14 PM
Death Metal Moe
08-14-2003, 06:57 PM
You BETTER hit EDIT and add BACON to that list or you're OUT OF THE FAMILY!!!

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sexy bastard
08-22-2003, 12:07 AM
dolphin
kangaroo
panda bear

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Aggie
08-22-2003, 07:05 AM
A black panther.

And a polar bear and a gorilla so they can fight each other.

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Tall_James
08-22-2003, 07:06 AM
A talking taco that poops ice cream.

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Furtherman
08-22-2003, 07:42 AM
A jackalope.
DarkHippie
08-22-2003, 08:12 AM
a mexican

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Tall_James
08-22-2003, 08:28 AM
A Mexican

Hairless?

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Snoogans
08-22-2003, 08:30 AM
come on hippie, lets not be insensitive. everyone knows they stopped selling those in 79

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high fly
08-22-2003, 09:11 AM
A cute redheaded teenage girl with "daddy issues".


(edit) Wait! Price no issue? Make it twins.

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This message was edited by high fly on 8-22-03 @ 1:13 PM
TheMojoPin
08-22-2003, 09:23 AM
A purple monkey dishwasher.

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Mike Teacher
08-23-2003, 09:39 AM
Hell I played Bass for Exotic Pet

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Mike Teacher
08-23-2003, 09:40 AM
A purple monkey dishwasher.


You have dishes with purple monkeys on them? And you trust them to a machine?

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