Mike Teach hits [ugh..] 40.

[Mike Teacher]

Mike the Teach...

Born at 4:01am im Miami, FLA, August 16th 1963
Weight: 9.8 pounds
Length: 22 inches

Yep, I was almost 2 feet tall at Birth, not that I was doing any standing.

40?
40 times around the sun?
Damn lucky, I'd say.

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[FUNKMAN]

YES! I am no longer alone....

Congratulations Mike!

Funks

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[ADF]

If it makes you feel any better, you look much older!

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[Snoogans]

have a good one tomorrow bro. you better at least make a cameo at the game.
And btw, if it makes you feel any better mike, ill be 40 too, just not for 20 years

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[A.J.]

Happy Birthday Mike!

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[Fallon]

Happy Birthday Mike!

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[jafter]

Happy Birthday Mike!!!!!!!!

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[high fly]

for when people ask you your age, memorize this phrase:
"I am between 30 and death."

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" and they ask me why I drink"

[McNabbShouldDie]

Happy Birthday Mike!

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[TheMojoPin]

Bravely defying the unofficial "you can't rock after 35"-rule!

Rock ON.

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[Snoogans]

Bravely defying the unofficial "you can't rock after 35"-rule!

the rolling stones have been defying that for 127 years

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Mike Teacher]

I just grabbed my birth certificate and my GOD look at the feet my Mom hadda push out, with 10 pounds of baby attached. And yes I smoked since birth.

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[Snoogans]

mike, take another pic, just 3 inches higher so i could open credit cards under your name and never have to pay :)

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Snoogans]

i noticed your were 22 inches and 9 + pounds. i thought babies were generally the same weight area per length area, but i was 23 inches and was only 6 pounds 7 ounces

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[TheMojoPin]

the rolling stones have been defying that for 127 years

No, no they haven't.

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[Jennitalia]

Happy Birthday, Grandpa :)

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[bunnyluvsthem]

Happy birthday. Are you going gray at 40, or does that happen later on.

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[high fly]

the Rolling Stones have been defying that for 127 years


No, no they haven't.

I'll say.
Check out the bootleg of the FedEx Field show and cringe.
On their next tour, they will appear with the Beach Boys and Chicago.
Can't wait for that end-of-show "jam".

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 8-15-03 @ 3:39 PM

[Snoogans]

look, the stones suck, i just wanted to make a joke and they were the oldest band i could think of thats still goin

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[TheMojoPin]

Unfortunately, Aerosmith and KISS seem MORE than willing to fight on and prove that being an old rocker DOES suck just as much as the Stones.

Ah well, at least Stones made some great music at SOME point in their career.

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[Aggie]

Happy Birthday old man, you're only 9 years younger than my mom. :)

I know this pic is random but it made me laugh.

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[Yerdaddy]

My condolences to your mom's cervix.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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Happy birthday!!

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[Yerdaddy]

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Looks like your Birthday card either wants to fight you or jerk you off, Big Teach. I say either way you gotta step up.

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[SatCam]

happy birthday!

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[Snoogans]

Happy Birthday old man, you're only 9 years younger than my mom.

i can make him feel more better, cause my mom has him by 1

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Cybersoldier]

Happy Birthday, don't think of yourself being old, at least your not 90

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[reeshy]

Mike Teach hits [ugh..] 40


Ohhhh!!!!!--You poor baby!!!

Happy Birthday, Mike!!!!

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[fiestygal]

BUt youre probably hot too!

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[mdr55]

Woohoo....there's no place to go but...ummm.......UP! (I mean)

Happy Birthday!!




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[mikeyboy]

Happy birthday!

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[SuperClerk]

Happy Birthday Mike!!!


BTW, what ever happened to RonFez Mark anyway?

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[Reephdweller]

I'm having a 40 to celebrate your 40th.

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Happy Birthday Mike!



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[Tall_James]

I'll be joining the 40/40 club in November. But in the meantime Mike - have a happy birthday and keep a seat warm for me.

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[mdr55]

They did a "people who just turned 40" story on Entertainment tonight a few weeks ago. I was looking to see you on it but didn't. But you've joined an exclusive club.

Besides YOU, other people who just thurned 40:
Brad Pitt
Heather Locklear
Lisa Kudrow

I forgot the others so this is all I can recollect right now.

Happy belated belated Birthday.

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STOP! the Turf Wars.