FMJeff
08-15-2003, 07:49 AM
Worst movie ever. Isn't the convention of seasoned cop, young upstart cop/overbearing asshole police captain a little cliche at this point?
And I'm getting sick and tired of ethnic people used to make a movie edgy.
Ooo we have a hot latina chick who doesn't take any lip.
Ooo we have a muscular black guy with two daughters who feels the need to stare at thie photos before every gun battle to allow for touching "what if i die, what will my daughters do?" force fed drama.
What pisses me off is if you're going to be a SWAT officer, a job where you're called upon under the most EXTREME of circumstances, wouldn't you think twice about starting a family as your chances of dying on the job increases exponentially?
The funniest part is the guy was already on SWAT, got kicked off, then joined another SWAT team where he underwent training to be a SWAT officer. HUH? He already HAD the training.
Moreover, the movie is incredibly long and boring. The setup is retarded. Everything was predictable and unexciting. I really love the scene where a regular limo is driving up on two guys armed with machine guns firing rounds into the windshield and nobody is harmed, nobody has any glass cuts and seems to be invulnerable to plowing through two SUV's on fire.
Horrible, horrible movie. Even Colin Farrel couldn't save it.
And I'm convinced that Sam L Jackson is useless if he'snot allowed to say motherfucker.
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It made my heart sing.
And I'm getting sick and tired of ethnic people used to make a movie edgy.
Ooo we have a hot latina chick who doesn't take any lip.
Ooo we have a muscular black guy with two daughters who feels the need to stare at thie photos before every gun battle to allow for touching "what if i die, what will my daughters do?" force fed drama.
What pisses me off is if you're going to be a SWAT officer, a job where you're called upon under the most EXTREME of circumstances, wouldn't you think twice about starting a family as your chances of dying on the job increases exponentially?
The funniest part is the guy was already on SWAT, got kicked off, then joined another SWAT team where he underwent training to be a SWAT officer. HUH? He already HAD the training.
Moreover, the movie is incredibly long and boring. The setup is retarded. Everything was predictable and unexciting. I really love the scene where a regular limo is driving up on two guys armed with machine guns firing rounds into the windshield and nobody is harmed, nobody has any glass cuts and seems to be invulnerable to plowing through two SUV's on fire.
Horrible, horrible movie. Even Colin Farrel couldn't save it.
And I'm convinced that Sam L Jackson is useless if he'snot allowed to say motherfucker.
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It made my heart sing.