Funny things to say to Jersey Rich.

[Death Metal Moe]

I was just thinking it would be a real gut buster of a whacky, zany gag to walk up to Rich if he was looking at something and say:

"Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!"

Oh man, I had to take a knee here in my bedroom, which was tricky because I'm sitting down.

But do any of you have any ideas for funny things you can say to Jersey Rich?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I mean, you know. Because Rich is a photographer? he he he

Is if funny now?


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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[mdr55]

I see your True Colors....

And this isn't a Kodak moment.

edit:
If your so Rich, why don't you get a New camera?
get it. Jersey Rich....New Jersey...camera.....
Blast!! (now I know how Death Metal Maven feels like)

DMM..you should get a Death Metal Charlies Angels..that look cool I think...get it...death angels.... oh well







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This message was edited by mdr55 on 8-18-03 @ 2:28 AM

[spoon]

How about.... Nice catch!!

Oh wait, that would be funny said to our whole fucking team on Saturday (with the exception of Gumby/Slinky/Incubus).


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(with the exception of Gumby/Slinky/Incubus).



whaa?

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Sabatuer, infiltrator, and maybe more</b></font><font color=blue><marquee behavior=advertant>110% Shenannigans</font></marquee></center>

[Death Metal Moe]

Sounds like some people gave spoon fake names.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[fluffernutter]

"Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!"


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I could say What exit? but that would be too obvious. Either that or So, you from Jersey?

Notice how during the blackout it was mentioned that NYC, New Jersey, Detroit, Cleveland and Toronto were affected. Last I checked New JErsey was a STATE not a city. South Jersey wasn't affected. Is this gonna make those who really couldn't give a damn (Idaho) think New Jersey is like one big city? Kind of is getting that way but still.

Kindest Regards, Your Fluff

If you IGNORE the IDIOTS and don't respond, THEY WILL go away.

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(with the exception of Gumby/Slinky/Incubus).



whaa?

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</center><center><font size=1>Ain't got a mind to deal with anymore
Sabatuer, infiltrator, and maybe more</b></font><font color=blue><marquee behavior=advertant>110% Shenannigans</font></marquee></center>
Come on Nin! It would be like calling you inferno!
Of course I speak of DK and his spine while making those painful looking catches on Saturday. This guy is seriously made of rubber. So yes, any sex with him is considered safe! Go for it ladies and whatleys!

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And you may not like it! But you will learn to love it!

[grlNIN]

He's a rubberband.

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<img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0703/mia21/Mia/Avatars/6694df2b.jpg">
</center><center><font size=1>Ain't got a mind to deal with anymore
Sabatuer, infiltrator, and maybe more</b></font><font color=blue><marquee behavior=advertant>110% Shenannigans</font></marquee></center>

[fiestygal]

he likes to use the word BUNG...

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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THANX TENB

[TheMojoPin]

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2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You might tell some lies about the good times we've had/But I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

sounded like Rich forgot his sunblock on Saturday, now he's suffering from 'over-exposure'...

don't slap your knees too hard....

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[MHasegawa]

I'm at a loss for words...

Perhaps you lack the discipline necessary for you to live.
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This message was edited by DynamiteK on 8-18-03 @ 12:36 PM

[high fly]

Jersey Rich and pound foolish.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Hosp]

"So, what exactly does GVAC's ass taste like and does it smell at all like East Rutherford?"



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[FUNKMAN]

i've seen better 'snappers' on crack ho's...

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[Snoogans]

hey at least rich didnt go fagalous and sit under the unbrella cough east side cough :)

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[ChickenHawk]

I can't think of anything clever, but how 'bout something to do with Asians?

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[FUNKMAN]

ray charles takes better pictures...

;p

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[Snoogans]

ray charles takes better pictures...

owwwwwwww

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Death Metal Moe]

And what will Jersey Rich have to say about this thread?

I shutter(tee hee hee) to think.

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Killing me is not enough to make me go away....

[high fly]

"This is a song my mother helped me write, it's called RICH BITCH!" ---Iggy Pop

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

HAHA!! You're british!

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[East Side Dave]

I like to say to him, "will you take some pictures of me in the back of a bicycle shop?" And you know what, he usually does...he usually does.

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Big Ass Mafia

[Tall_James]

"When you make a booty call at your girl's house do you call it an F Stop?"

geh geh geh.

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 8-22-03 @ 11:02 AM

[SatCam]

when I take pictures of you, you are always stoned.

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[golfcourseguy]

You seem a little blue today, have you checked your color temperature?

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[stickyfingers]

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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 8-24-03 @ 12:36 PM

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Clean C-MOSiness is next to Godliness!

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Huge thanks to Aggie n' Silent

[stickyfingers]

Rich, can you lens me a hand

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