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TheGameHHH
08-19-2003, 12:04 PM
I'm not sure if this movie has had it's own thread before, but in all honesty I'm too lazy to go searching to see if it did. So, here's to one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I'll admit, the very first time I saw this movie I thought it was the worst possible film ever made (as I did with Office Space), but after watching it a second time I was hooked. Ben Stiller is hysterical, Owen Wilson has me in stiches every time I watch it, Will Ferrell just can't get funnier, and no matter how many times I watch the movie I can't get sick of it. So let's all talk about how funny this movie is, and post some of your favorite quotes from the flick.
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 12:09 PM
here's to one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I'll admit, the very first time I saw this movie I thought it was the worst possible film ever made (as I did with Office Space),
you got me goin on the wrong thing. big mistake. Zoolander is the dumbest movie ever. Ace ventura was so dumb it made me laugh. Zoolander was so dumb it made me say to myself, if you laugh, ill never respect you again for finding that 4th grade joke funny. Stiller, and this will stir up but whatever, has done 1 good role ever, Billy Madison.
Sure, meet the parents is good but i dont think cause him, alot of actors would have been just as good if not better in my eyes. But any movie where the funniest line is derilique my balls, that money shoulda been given to monkeys to wipe there ass cause thats about all that movie reel is good for
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TheGameHHH
08-19-2003, 12:16 PM
wasn't it Happy Gilmore??? but its good you know your movies.
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 12:19 PM
sorry yea it was, but its good your a wiseass. :)
i just couldnt help feeling like i was dumber for actually making it through that whole movie. It seriously was the dumbest movie script ever.
and btw, i can barely watch will ferrall cause of how bad he was as mugatu.
I may accept someone sayin they laughed, i guess i could see a few jokes that some would like, but for anyone to tell me this is a quality movie for how movies go, then you might as well tell me the rangers are a hockey powerhouse too
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TheGameHHH
08-19-2003, 12:27 PM
No, the Rangers lick my balls.......but Zoolander is still funny. I guess we'll agree to disagree
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 12:34 PM
Zoolander is still funny
ill agree that parts may be found funny by people, though i was just so taken aback by the stupidity i didnt laugh.
I just dont agree that you could say its a good movie. Funny doesnt mean good, it was funny in powder when they all beat his ass, but the movie still sucked.
Zoolander just has no point, no acting, no intelligence. its 90 min of linked dumb jokes. so funny, maybe, good movie, never.
Not even Nov 1 when the red sox just won the series will that be a good movie
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grlNIN
08-19-2003, 12:39 PM
derilique my balls
Hoo Hoo.
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TheGameHHH
08-19-2003, 12:39 PM
and if you read my original post all i said was it was a funny movie, never did i say it was the greatest movie ever.
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 12:47 PM
and if you read my original post all i said was it was a funny movie, never did i say it was the greatest movie ever.
fair point, but you like the movie.
i shoulda said i can see how parts are laughed at, but i dont understand how anyone like the movie. especially will ferral, i think it was the worst thing he has ever done and it kinda ruined him for me. Mugatu doesnt hold a candle to Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly.
and owen wilson i just dont like. something about him i never liked in any of his movies. if zoolander had diff actors, i may have laughed, but it was still such a bad written movie, its just not smart enough to keep my interest, i get bored
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Yerdaddy
08-19-2003, 01:03 PM
I guess we'll agree to disagree
That line doesn't work in the politics forum either.
I thought the movie was god-awful. I love the cast - love owen wilson, will farrell, and like Ben Stiller but more for his writing than his on-screen talent. I was expecting to at least like it based on the recommendations from friends. But I did only see it once. So why do you think it was better the second time around? Convince me.
The movie that I thought was going to suck ass was Super Troopers. It looked cheap and retarded. But I broke down and rented it and it was cheap and retarded, but hysterical. I bought it online and it came in the mail today and my nips are at attention about it.
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Mike Teacher
08-19-2003, 01:14 PM
Come on, Each of us has more then a few Guilty Pleasure movies that we KNOW suck, we see them Suck as we watch them, and we watch them. A lot.
I saw Zoolander at home, so my expense was minimal. For that, I got an OK movie, with some occasional big laughs. This isn't The Royal Tennenbaum's; which some will few as boring as paint drying, and I'm falling out of my chair.
Ron and Fez are doing the big IFC thing, and I've been there, half of my top 20 movie list is silent and/or black and white. Not bragging, quite the opposite, I grew up like the Cable Guy, but watched movies. My Dinner with Andre and Metropolis ranks up there with King Kong Vs. Godzilla and Koyaansiqatsi.
And I can't get enough of really bad, so bad I'm pissed-off-at Carpenter because I -Know -he-can do-better then the piece of shit Ghosts of Mars.
Which I watch all the time.
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Aggie
08-19-2003, 01:17 PM
You know I love this movie, we talked about it. All I have to say is.....
"WHAT IS THIS?? A center for ants?? How are the children going to learn to read if they can't even fit in the building?"
Love this movie.
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 01:48 PM
"WHAT IS THIS?? A center for ants?? How are the children going to learn to read if they can't even fit in the building?"
thaqt part made me laugh, until he said at least 3 times bigger. then i just looked at my TV as if it farted. I mean come on, the movie has no intelligent plot, and only a few funny jokes. and the ones that are funny only are cause they are hack. derelique my balls? thats something we would say in 2nd grade if someone called us that. i laughed more watchin jim carrey try to get a slinky down 10,000 steps
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Yerdaddy
08-19-2003, 02:00 PM
Keep working on it, Snoogans, you'll convince them to hate the movie some day.
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TheGameHHH
08-19-2003, 02:11 PM
Aggie that's so flattering, you are the best.
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Snoogans
08-19-2003, 02:17 PM
Keep working on it, Snoogans, you'll convince them to hate the movie some day.
i spent 20 min tryin at the softball game. it wouldnt be so bad except i rented it on DVD, and i was gonna shut it off 10 min in, and a friend of mine loved it and made me leave it on. the hate that built from that forced 80 min will forever have me against it
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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal
eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Reephdweller
02-26-2010, 03:32 AM
Put on your laughing hats again...Zoolander 2 is in the works...
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Zoolander 2 moving forward? Derek Zoolander could be returning to do battle with Jonah Hill, as Ben Stiller’s sequel finally seems to be on the move…
Published on Feb 25, 2010
Here's a bit of sequel news that we've a funny feeling many of you have been eagerly awaited. The long-mooted follow-up to Ben Stiller's Zoolander may finally have a bit of traction, with the news that screenwriter Justin Theroux is in talks to pen the screenplay.
The news comes courtesy of Deadline Hollywood, which suggests that Theroux - who penned Iron Man 2 and Stiller's earlier Tropic Thunder - would be writing the script, with the idea being that he would make his directorial debut on the project too.
Furthermore, there's a casting rumour doing the rounds. And that's that Jonah Hill could well be involved in the film as the villain of the film.
There's no word on when we can expect Zoolander 2 yet, of course, but given that it's the tenth anniversary of the original film next year, then that wouldn't seem like a bad time to release it. Just saying...
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/422627/zoolander_2_moving_forward.html
furie
02-26-2010, 05:27 AM
Zoolander is one of my guilty pleasure movies.
Not even Nov 1 when the red sox just won the series will that be a good movie
Thanks for jinxing us back in '03.
Snoogans
02-26-2010, 06:32 AM
Thanks for jinxing us back in '03.
i was optimistic. Id feel like shit if we hadnt gotten one yet
sailor
02-26-2010, 07:33 AM
Funny movie.
TheGameHHH
02-26-2010, 01:47 PM
still funny
pennington
02-26-2010, 05:32 PM
I normally can't stand Ben Stiller in anything but Zoolander was actually watchable. Jonah Hill is a real plus for the sequel.
midwestjeff
02-26-2010, 05:38 PM
Zoolander?
I hardly even know her.
Enabler
02-26-2010, 06:24 PM
Not even Nov 1 when the red sox just won the series will that be a good movie
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You can read minds?
Love Zoolander. Will probably love Zoolander 2
ShowerBench
02-26-2010, 07:06 PM
"I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop"
"Did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was"
One of the funniest movies ever. What's not funny about Zoolander going up to accept Hansel's award? Or the gas pump fight? I hate all the Mugatu scenes.
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