Barking Neighbors Dod

[sr71blackbird]

What would you do about a barking dog next to your yard that just barks all night long?


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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 8-19-03 @ 9:10 PM

[sr71blackbird]

DOG dammit!!!! DOG


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[SatCam]

Get your friend and his fat overweight mailman friend and take the dog up to westchester.

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[Reephdweller]

You get a blow gun and shoot darts at the dog until you hit it's windpipe.

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[Johnny Fontane]

Consider yourself lucky. I'd rather hear a dog barking than the spooky sounds of lesbian sex that shake my entire house every Friday night.

This girl is so fucking spooky it annoys me. I never hear a radio or TV ; I don't even hear her talking on the phone. But the sex, forget it. Some might think this is a good thing, but to be honest with you there's nothing hot about it.

She's lived here for five months and I've never seen her. She's like a ghost, a spooky fucking ghost having ghost sex in the aparment above my home.

I'll take the dog barking any time.

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The one with the brownish hair

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[Johnny Fontane]

how could you NOT like lesbiasn sex?


I've got nothing againt it, it's just the whole ghost factor that annoys me. Speak words. Show your face. Turn on the television or radio, or perhaps vaccum once in awhile.

But don't be this spooky mouse that doesn't make a sound unless she's having sex (she's bi).

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This thread took a lesbian turn and I'm the ultimate buzzkill!

If you don't want to confront your neighbor, call the police. They will confront your neighbor and you don't have to feel like a dick if you see them when you pick up your mail.

If the dog is outside during extreme weather without water or shelter, call your local humane society or ASPCA.

Under no circumstances should you shoot an animal with a b-b-gun. It's NOT the dog's fault-- it's the lazy-ass owner's fault.

Remember-- spay and neuter your pets! G'night folks!

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Just remember the dog is satan telling you to shoot pretty girls...anyone? Mr. 44 refrence?

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[Reephdweller]

Under no circumstances should you shoot an animal with a b-b-gun. It's NOT the dog's fault-- it's the lazy-ass owner's fault.


Of course I was only joking.

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[jamesdiggy]

Don't buy him anymore Lionel Richie albums.

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[Katylina]

Buy a bigger, scarier dog who will scare the neighbor's dog into submission. Then your dog can make the neighor's dog get down on it's knees (if it had them) and beg for mercy. Your dog can then bend the neighbor's dog over the fence and take him anally, since he's being submissive and all.

OR

Just bark back.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Just stop the Chuck Wagon from rolling by your house.

Or feed it Snausages.

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[cozmokramer]

Mr. 44 refrence?

Well my next door neighbor's dog, Harvey turns 201 next month.

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[grlNIN]

She's lived here for five months and I've never seen her. She's like a ghost, a spooky fucking ghost having ghost sex in the aparment above my home.

I imagined Vince Vaughn saying this Swingers style. Which in turn made it absolutely fucking hysterical.



Just remember the dog is satan telling you to shoot pretty girls...anyone? Mr. 44 refrence?



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[Steels]

how could you NOT like lesbiasn sex?


Ever see a GENUINE lesbian? Don't believe the hype because they are usually nasty.

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[MASTER WINDU]

Give him some peanut butter that will keep him busy for a while. If that doesn't work get a pen laser and shine all it over the place. The dog will chase it forever. Plus its hysterical to watch. My two go nuts when they see the thing.

[EQ]

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" Just remember the dog is satan telling you...."

Quote:

" Son of Sam"


Did this dog start barking during the blackout?

David Berkowitz heard a dog ( you know, Satan ) barking each night, and it was during the last NYC Black Out in the 70's.

Run Away! Run Away!




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Just remember the dog is satan telling you to shoot pretty girls...anyone? Mr. 44 refrence?


Oh, ok. Thanks for explaining that one.


well, i can't really help you with this problem. you see, i'm really more of a cac person.

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Barking Dods?



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[GrimSanity]

i had a barking dog next door so one i night i went into there yard cut the dog's chain and opened the gate and the dog ran away. and now no barking dog.

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your neihbor was a cop who killed a girl in a gazeebo???

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