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PotentialIsZero
08-28-2003, 02:26 PM
Alright i pose a question to all of you, and need some answers, please. See, i've known this other chick for a year or more and i want to make her my bang puppet. i don't want to go out or anything, i just want her to be my bang puppet; some a piece whenever either of us feels like it. The question i pose is this: how do i go about doing it? i've never done anything like this before; i've had sex and everything but i just want the sex with no relationship, but i don't want to hurt her. Do i talk to her, do i just go in for it? How exactly should i broach the idea and get across the fact that it begins and ends at "bang puppet" status, at least for now.

i've had my dreams slip out from beneath my nose, in a world so cold that my heart was frozen.

high fly
08-28-2003, 02:35 PM
Lie like hell.

It works for me.



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PotentialIsZero
08-28-2003, 03:35 PM
Lie about what. The problem does not lie in the convincing her, its the after thats the problem. i dont want to go out with her or anything, i just want a piece here and there. i know i can bang her if i tried, i just don't want to have to turn around and say "alright, yeah that was good, but i don't want to be with you" i want physical with no comittment, but i dont want her to hate me.

i've had my dreams slip out from beneath my nose, in a world so cold that my heart was frozen.

Death Metal Moe
08-28-2003, 03:42 PM
I suggest you pose it to her with that super classy phrase, "bang puppet."

Is this for real? I mean really.

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Katylina
08-28-2003, 03:46 PM
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high fly
08-28-2003, 03:53 PM
Known her for a year and ain't got it?

My friend, you now have the status of her "gay friend".

Fish in other waters.

" and they ask me why I drink"

mdr55
08-28-2003, 05:18 PM
See, i've known this other chick for a year or more.... how do i go about doing it? i've never done anything like this before......but i don't want to hurt her. Do i talk to her, do i just go in for it?



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PanterA
08-28-2003, 05:32 PM
Cut a hole in Teddy Ruxpin, you plushy freak.

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SatCam
08-31-2003, 11:35 AM
Don't stay for the night.


Bang Puppet?


but i don't want to hurt her.

what the fuck? Bang puppet sounds like you want to give it to her in the ass without any lube.

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Johnathan H Christ
08-31-2003, 11:42 AM
there is nothing wrong with sport fucking as long as both people are on the same wavelength before it really jumps off. its just one of the perks of being an adult...anyone can have casual sex if they want, but you should be nice enough to make sure she knows thats all thats going on.

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This message was edited by DrtyLuv on 8-31-03 @ 3:44 PM