Madonna kisses Britney...big f'n deal!

[Tall_James]

Am I the only one who thinks the "Lesbian Chic" thing is so passe? Five years ago, celebs acting lesbian was cutting edge and rather "saucy". But it has been done to death. They're doing it on soap operas, sitcoms, comic strips...its just not outrageous anymore. It has gone the way of "Heroin Chic". So this old hack Madonna kisses these 2 future hacks on stage and we're supposed to "ooh and ah"? Me, I've had enough of it. Let the real lesbians be lesbians and let these posers be shown the door. Because I think if they were thrown into the bathroom at somewhere like "Meow Mix"? They wouldn't make it out alive.


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[Mike Teacher]

Am I the only one who thinks the "Lesbian Chic" thing is so passe?


Probably is passe; but still, for me, there are few things hotter, for me, then two hotties kissing.

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[Snoogans]

i would like it more if it was britney and jessica simpson. then maybe i woulda watched whatever the fuck they kissed on

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[reeshy]

Madonna kisses Britney...big f'n deal!


Yea??...well, I banged both of them at the same time...big f'n deal!!!!!

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[Jackie Sloan]

Madonna kisses Britney...big f'n deal!


MMMM...Salty I'm sure!

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[mikeyboy]

I didn't see it. I just saw the still photos. The whole thing has the stink of Madonna screaming: "Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still outrageous!"

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[Gvac]

Holy Christ, James, I don't think I could have said it any better myself.

This whole "bi-sexual female" horseshit has gotten so far out of hand I'm sick to death of it. And what could possibly be sexy about some old skank like Madonna?



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[Snoogans]

so basically this thread determined that its old, especially with a nasty old bag, but if its 2 really hot chicks, its prob still gonna end up working.
but your right, madonna brings me 0 interest

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Doctor Manhattan]

Wasn't this discussed already (VMA thread)

The kiss itself wasn't so hot (looked too staged, as it was part of the dance routine, duh!) But Madonna is still hot and guys still like to see nice looking women kissing, that will never be "passe" That's like saying, naked women are passe, Guys will always like it!

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[mikeyboy]

But Madonna is still hot


Where do you live? 1988?

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[Melrapuo]

Madonna went from being a hot chick in the 80's to a slightly semi-MILF today. If the kiss had happened between two young hot chicks, like Britney and Aguilera or someone else, then I wouldve been a tiny bit more interested. Not shocked, just interested.

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[Tall_James]

The whole thing have the stink of Madonna screaming: "Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still outrageous!"

Thank you Mikeyboy for saying it perfectly. Don't get me wrong...two hot chicks making out is still pretty damned sexy at times. However, when it is done for supposed "shock value", that's when I have to say..."It's over Johnny."

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

[Snoogans]

However, when it is done for supposed "shock value", that's when I have to say..."It's over Johnny."

thats the perfect point. if its on tv and its not because the people actually wanted to kiss each other, than unless clothes are coming off its boring. too many shows have done it simply to get people to watch, and who the fuck wants to watch ellen kiss anyone. yuck. make it real or make it porno

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

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[Meve]

teenweek.. now thats some good shit

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Steels]

James hit the nail on the head, I been preaching the same words for years now.

Last night was a publicity stunt to created a buzz amongst the three participants. Such acts that are PREMEDITATED come off as phony, played out and wee wee wee wee, boring.

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[schmega]

you know what woulda been really hot? rim jobs. for all.

[guttersnipe]

Where do you live? 1988?

I must be lost. Is it already 1990 or something? And you guys are nuts. Madonna will still be hot in the year 2000 and beyond.

Denial? Nope, never heard of it.

~snipe




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[Rorschach]

further evidence of our society embracing moral depravity and decay. one day a cleansing rain will come and wash all the filth from the streets.

The End Is Nigh

[Se7en]

Didn't you guys get the memo? Lesbians are so over and done with. It's all passe.

For those tracking homosexual trends, we're now in the "home decorating / fashion accessorizing flaming queens" era.

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All I have to say is...

BATCH!!!!

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This message was edited by Teenweek on 8-29-03 @ 7:20 PM

Yo, Teen, You are good!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Where do you live? 1988?

Like you wouldn't like to hit that. Sure, she's been hotter, but for a 45 year old woman she holds her own (in that whorish type of way, but there are tons of 20 year olds called hot who have that same whorish look.

She's 45 Britney and Christina are 20 and 21. do the math...

How old is Demi? She's much hotter than Madonna, but is she younger?

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Yo, Teen, You are good!



Thanks I wish I could take credit. I just found this online. This looks so real. Whoever photoshopped this did one hell of a job.

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[phixion]

Sure, she's been hotter, but for a 45 year old


do u enjoy sucking nipples as they rest on the floor? then i bet u like ur poon, old and dry too huh? have fun fucking that sand paper

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Man, next you Mannix's will be telling me that porn ISN'T just real people having natural, loving sex.

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I didn't catch it, so can someone tell me... who got Sloppy Seconds?

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Hey Madonna...How'd I taste?

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Yeah, me too?

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[ChickenHawk]

Did you just quote yourself? ...And then reply to your own quote?

I mean, I know it gets lonely around these parts at this hour, but THAT MIGHT be an all-time first.

*SIG PENDING*

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[Green Lantern]

i would like it more if it was britney and mariah carey doing a little carpet munching. :eg:

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[TeRRoR]

what is the big deal? madonna kissed brittany... i kissed a gay, male hooker...

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE? who cares!

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[Shecky]

The whole thing has the stink of Madonna screaming: "Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still outrageous!"


Yeah I hear ya.

Just like her and Missy Elliot in that GAP ad.

Madonna does the stupid YOGA pose
and then when Fat Missy does the split, Madonna yells out, "I CAN DO THAT!!!"



Later,
SHECKY

[TeRRoR]

i was still very amused on how madonna always likes to be very "contriversial"... so she did that video... and was goin to release it during war time and everything...

then the dixie chicks go and did what they had done, took major f'n heat for it... album was pulled from stores and video's were refused to play...

madonna then doesnt allow the video to premiere when it was supposed to and made up some lame excuse.

im sorry, but i do feel madonna has totally jumped the shark. she is done. granted she will always have the huge following she has. but she needs to move over.

and wasnt it her just last year totally bad mouthing brittany and christina? hypocrite... thats really it and a nutshell.

i dont give 2 flying F's that she kissed them. its just that she went and said that brittany and christina were both really f'n stupid and other dribble drabble(and i totally agree with her... i hate them both... they are both label made superstars). but then to go do that.

stop screaming for attention. and no, i do not want to see "madonna sex 2". the book she plans on releasing when she is 80 years old just to prove that "grannys can still have fun".

man... irishalkey really needs to just go up to her and slap her and get in a girl fight with her... i hope madonna rips off alkey's top though...

even cher knows her time is up.

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All we are is all you have made us...Given nothing. Taking everything. Making this world a place of our own.

[NewYorkDragons80]

This ordeal just reinforces an opinion I came to a few months ago: Jessica Simpson is the last classy pop star.

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[Tall_James]

This ordeal just reinforces an opinion I came to a few months ago: Jessica Simpson is the last classy pop star. Don't you have to have an actual hit to be labelled a pop star?

I caught about 5 minutes of that married life reality show of hers on MTV and came away with this...

While very pretty, she is as dumb as a bag of hammers. She was eating tuna fish with her husband and actually asked if they were eating chicken instead of tuna because the can said "Chicken of the Sea".

I am crapping you negative.

But back to the topic at hand - Madonna is a skank. The only people who think she is still beautiful are women and gay men. The same people who shove a 57 lb fashion model in front of us and tell us that she is "fabulous".

No she's not. She needs a sandwich.

And leave the lesbianism to the lesbians. They're the ones who are doing it right in the first place.





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[Doctor Manhattan]

But back to the topic at hand - Madonna is a skank. The only people who think she is still beautiful are women and gay men.

Just to be clear I didn't say she's beautiful. But for the whorish thing they were going for on the show, it fit.

There's a LONG list of people worse looking that could have been kissing Britiney up on that stage.

How about Elene Degenerous? Cher? Rosie O'Donald?

The topic at hand was "Lesbian Chic" which I don't think is going away soon. It's no longer "shocking" But it is hot (as long as the women are good looking)

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[fiestygal]

i think the kiss back fired on them...they were trying to go for shock and it was blatently SET UP...no one is really talking about it as much as they probably thought....

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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[TheMojoPin]

Jessica Simpson is the last classy pop star.

How you figure?

The whole, "I'm a virgin...HERE ARE MY TITS!" facade sometimes seems just as bad as the rest, if not even more shameful.

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[TheMojoPin]

The whole thing has the stink of Madonna screaming: "Look at me! I'm still relevant! I'm still outrageous!"

what is the big deal? madonna kissed brittany... i kissed a gay, male hooker...

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[Doctor Manhattan]

The whole, "I'm a virgin...HERE ARE MY TITS!" facade sometimes seems just as bad as the rest, if not even more shameful.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030829/i/1062116574.3422896251.jpg

Shameful? I'm okay with that.

Next to this, yes, Madonna is Fugly!!!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Jessica Simpson wears the type of things that a typical young woman would wear. Not conservative by any stretch of the imagination, but not going out of her way to *shock*

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[Doctor Manhattan]

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Holy Crap! I think I'd like to take back what I said before. She isn't hot, but I could have sworn she was just a couple years ago.

Chris Rock was funny, though! :p

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[TheMojoPin]

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Yeah, let's not kid ourselves here. She's selling it just as hard as the others. But with even worse songs. Strike three...BILLION.



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[Tall_James]

The whole, "I'm a virgin...HERE ARE MY TITS!" facade sometimes seems just as bad as the rest, if not even more shameful.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030829/i/1062116574.3422896251.jpg

Shameful? I'm okay with that.

Next to this, yes, Madonna is Fugly!!!

She looks like Doris Day with a boob job. Again...someone please tell me....WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER?

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[Lisa Croft]

This whole "bi-sexual female" horseshit has gotten so far out of hand I'm sick to death of it.
Ahhh, the sweet taste of vindication...

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[FMJeff]

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Ugh, Madonna...get off my tv screen you old bag...its over...go fucking spend some time with your kid, spend your money and wait till your period stops.

then kill yourself.

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[Fallon]

Vanessa Williams to Kiss Woman on TV

NEW YORK - Just when you were getting over the Madonna, Britney and Christina smooching on TV last week, here comes another chance to catch a bit of girl-on-girl lip action.

Vanessa Williams will be sharing a same-sex kiss with actress Rebecca DeMornay when they appear on the TV show "Boomtown." -Yahoo! News (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&ncid=494&e=4&u=/ap/20030903/ap_en_tv/people_vanessa_williams)

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[Furtherman]

Well I wasn't a fan of the Jessica Simpson until that photo gallery. Thank you MojoPin! I will not add her to my list.... just gotta find something sharp.... cut my finger.... some paper....

[furie]

The whole, "I'm a virgin...HERE ARE MY TITS!" facade sometimes seems just as bad as the rest, if not even more shameful.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030829/i/1062116574.3422896251.jpg

Shameful? I'm okay with that.

Next to this, yes, Madonna is Fugly!!!

She looks like Doris Day with a boob job. Again...someone please tell me....WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER?

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In my opinion, there's nothing in this world beats a '52 Vincent and a red headed girl.

those are real. And you should know her because she's hot. forget her name when she turns 30.


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[Doctor Manhattan]

these "quotes within quotes" posts are trippy. Pass me that joint...

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[Shecky]

Thank you To Mojo for the Batching material.

I lost that magazine when I moved out of my old house.

Later,
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[Fallon]

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[mdr55]

Nice!!!!

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[Doogie]

Madonna kisses Britney...big f'n deal!


Tall James...I could not have of put it better myself. Madonna wishes this was 1992 when she could shock the world and was on top of the pop world. While she is wishing Prince might as well as pop out with his ass hanging out of his pants again, and Vanilla Ice has another hit, etc and so forth...

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