Hey cool kids...

[SatCam]

I've been here a year and a few months. Can I sit at the cool table yet?

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[TheGameHHH]

no......fuck you

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[Meve]

the losers' table is full too. so find somewhere else to sit

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BITE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

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[mikeyboy]

I think you need to be at least 15 to sit at the cool table. Otherwise, you have to sit here:

http://daycareuniverse.com/images/2seat.jpg

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[mikeyboy]

Damn itchy mouse finger.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 8-31-03 @ 4:01 PM

[Mike Teacher]

I've been here a year and a few months. Can I sit at the cool table yet?


OK here's my stupid pathetic rules for being able to sit at the Ron and Fez Grown-ups Table for Cool-ness.

You must haave aceived one or more of the following:

1. Having been on-air in studio, and R+F didnt make fun of you after you left.

2. Having been part of some R+F contest either in-studio, or at a R+F event; and not just being there, being some part of the night's show.

3. Being a Caller R+F have a Sound Dr0p for.

4. Having your voice on a Sound Dr0p.

5. Ummm..... what else???



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[grlNIN]

5. Ummm..... what else???


Being funny?



ZING!

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[SatCam]

Being funny?


ZING!

OK i'll stop.

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[FUNKMAN]

not until you can wear the 'big pants"...

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[kc7586]

Hey cool kids...
im sorry you must be mistaken, there are no cool kids here

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[AngelAmy]

i think an important rule is actually coming out to an event to sit at a table....

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[grlNIN]

i think an important rule is actually coming out to an event to sit at a table....



What if the cool kids don't sit at tables and they all just walk around the room? And they can't sit on the green couch of anger because they took that away and now they have Egyptian curtains in front of the stage and it makes it hard to see the band that had Laird and then no Laird and now Laird again.


Then what?

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[AngelAmy]

and then someone decides he doesnt want to go anymore so we are stuck with no bar 9 :(

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[SatCam]

Hey, I've made 2 attempts to go to events. If anyone wants to pick me up next time, I'd go.

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[Arienette]

1. Having been on-air in studio, and R+F didnt make fun of you after you left.yay, i get to sit at the cool table. woohoo!

now i just have to find it...

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[AngelAmy]

i think its on the roof along with the swimming pool

ill sell you tickets for 15 bucks a piece ;)

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[Arienette]

i think its on the roof along with the swimming pool

ill sell you tickets for 15 bucks a piece i didn't fall for that in high school and i'm not falling for it now!!

... but if you put vaseline on the banister, i may just grab onto it. goddamn hooligans.

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[Grim]

i think its on the roof along with the swimming pool

ill sell you tickets for 15 bucks a piece

i didn't fall for that in high school and i'm not falling for it now!!


And here I thought that joke was special to my high school only...I never did find the elevator to get up to the roof though.

[Fallon]

You must haave aceived one or more of the following:
1. Having been on-air in studio, and R+F didnt make fun of you after you left.
2. Having been part of some R+F contest either in-studio, or at a R+F event; and not just being there, being some part of the night's show.
3. Being a Caller R+F have a Sound Dr0p for.
4. Having your voice on a Sound Dr0p.
5. Ummm..... what else???
Well I haven't done any of that, but I can just ban one of the cool kids and take their seat at the table. :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

I strive to be uncool. Is it working?

Fuck the cool table. You can sit at my table.....for $20.

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[TheKnicks23]

"You're at the cool table, but the cool kids moved on".

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Don't worry, SatCam. One of the prerequisites to becoming an interesting adult is being a misfit as a child.



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[Reephdweller]

and then someone decides he doesnt want to go anymore so we are stuck with no bar 9


I hope this isn't about me, cause I enjoy the bar 9 events. In fact, I hope to go to some more in a few weeks.

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[scorpion]

2. Having been part of some R+F contest either in-studio, or at a R+F event; and not just being there, being some part of the night's show.


Holy F! I actually made it too......

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Now I'm starvin

[stickyfingers]

Holy F! I actually made it too......


boy we really gotta make these rules a little harder

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[Death Metal Moe]

boy we really gotta make these rules a little harder



Yea, so now ONLY people with Death Metal in their screen names will be considered cool.

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[SatCam]

So I should email Jeff and get it put in my name like I was part of some Death Metal Faction?

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[JustJon]

Jeff LOVES getting emails about petty little bullshit things. Everyone, feel free to email him and ask for DEATH METAL in YOUR name!

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[PanterA]

You guys can have the cool table. I'm in a class all my own.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Dear Jeff

Hi. You are smart and cool. You're not a dick at all like Carter told me. And you don't smell nearly as bad as Jersey Rich has been saying in secret boardwide E-mails.

I am not as cool as I feel I could be. Could you PLEASE add Death Metal to the beginning of my screen name so I can hang at the "Kewl Table" at board events? Thanks.

Yours Truly,
ChickenHawk

An actual letter! Just like those Direct TV commercials.

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[stickyfingers]

You guys can have the cool table. I'm in a class all my own.


even if it is a special one

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jrich is quite a guy

[Duke]

can i, i have been here long enough... plus i have been to a RnF event.

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 9-3-03 @ 5:44 PM

[Furtherman]

I brought my own table thank you very much.

[SatCam]

Can I sit and is there an entrance fee or weekly dues? And if so, you need a business permit.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Can I apply to be the Cool People's Hall Monitor?

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[SatCam]

Is that suppose to be an oxymoron, moe?

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[mdr55]

Damn, it's sure is getting hot out here

Hey Cool-Aid man!!!


Oh Yeah!!!


Thanks Cool-Aid Man for making us all cool!

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STOP! the Turf Wars.

[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

im sorry you must be mistaken, there are no cool kids here

Just as I was thinking.

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