Funnier than the Segway Accident

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President Bush , along with first lady, Laura Bush, and members of the Waco Midway Little League Softball World Series championship team, react as Bush accidentally Dr0ps his dog, Barney, Saturday.

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[FUNKMAN]

Chris Berman could probably think of a good one for this...

something of the 'bumblin stumblin' variety...

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[UnknownPD]

This stuff could revive Chevy Chase's career

[DarkHippie]

Not as funny as the Segway. My dog would sooner make sweet sweet love to a cat than suffer the indecency of being carried.

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[SatCam]

When I read "Funnier than the Segway Accident", I immediotly started laughing... just thinking what George could be up to now.

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[phixion]

wow thats our president.

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[Yerdaddy]

Dr0pping the dog was an honest mistake, but he's calling the dog "safe" as it hits the ground. That's just a bad example for the kids.

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[UnknownPD]

Dr0pping the dog was an honest mistake, but he's calling the dog "safe" as it hits the ground. That's just a bad example for the kids.

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[jamesdiggy]

Yikes, the way he lost the pooch from his grip they should rename the dog Florida.

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[TheMojoPin]

How does a "Dr0pped" dog fall front...and to the left? Front...and to the left? Front...and to the...LEFT? FRONT and to...THE left?!?

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[HBox]

It was actually a pretty sad moment. Not only did Bush Dr0p his job, he also realized no one else wanted to play hot potato.

I guess he should have taken tips from Donald Rumsfeld and Tommy Franks.That was for you Daily Show fans.

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[Melrapuo]

ok, his dog is SOOOOOOOO not voting for him next year...

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[sr71blackbird]

Dr0p his job



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[Se7en]

It was actually a pretty sad moment. Not only did Bush Dr0p his job, he also realized no one else wanted to play hot potato.

I guess he should have taken tips from Donald Rumsfeld and Tommy Franks.That was for you Daily Show fans.


Someone please tell me this joke didn't come from the Daily Show.

If it did, someone please tell them to fire their writers. There were funnier lines in this thread alone.

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[Doctor Manhattan]

Well, in fairness to Bush, just like with the Segway, The White House aid in charge of photo ops forgot to "turn on" the Dog. That White House aid has since been fired and now W. will not look foolish any more!

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[HBox]

Someone please tell me this joke didn't come from the Daily Show.

If it did, someone please tell them to fire their writers. There were funnier lines in this thread alone.


The hot potato joke came from the ceremony when Tommy Franks left command of Iraq. You just had to see it, and it was much funnier than my pathetic little dig.

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[phixion]

Front...and to the left? Front...and to the...LEFT? FRONT and to...THE left?!?


give that man a gold star for his JFK reference!!!!!

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