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PanterA
09-02-2003, 07:20 PM
Who watched it tonight?

I think the idea is good. I like the concept. The actors really do have a tough job staying in character 24/7, remembering everything about this person you're playing. A few of them have already fucked up, but then again... I keep getting this feeling that the whole show is fake. I still am intrested in it, but there's just an ackwardness about the things he says and does. If that's really the way he acts then he's a huge dork. He just says and does things that makes you want to smack him. He's such an ass in the confessional things.

I like the show, even if I have a feeling it's all fake.

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ozzie
09-02-2003, 07:41 PM
I admit it... I watched the whole thing, and I'm already hooked in. In fact, they're replaying it now, and I'm tempted to watch a couple of the parts again. The premise is great. They couldn't have picked a better Se¤or Schmo. This guy is a total phony asshole, and if he wasn't on the show, he'd probably end up selling used cars. Perfect show for "Spike TV". Where else on TV can you see Tawny Roberts fondled by nine people at once? And taking pleasure in tooling on the one dork in the crowd who doesn't "get it" is in every American male's basic instinct.

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Lisa Croft
09-02-2003, 07:59 PM
The best part was when Gina left, but she kept getting her shit caught in the door. They're all such bad actors. Honestly, he is a dork, but he's not nearly as stupid as he should be as the "goof" of the show. It was only the first episode and he already knew weird shit was going on.

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ChrisTheCop
09-13-2003, 12:15 PM
I took Ron's on air advice and watched this show. The first 3 episodes have been really entertaining. I know I tend to like shows that most of you dont (Dead Like Me, for example), but this show has something for everyone. The best actor is the spanish gay guy...and Molly is the hottest "virgin" ever. I think Gina got booted cause she was really an awful actress. For those who dunno...It's on Spike tv on Tuesday nighst. Watch it! As for whether or not it's real...I believe their magic is real.

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TheGameHHH
09-13-2003, 10:33 PM
tonight at the bar my buddies were telling me about this show. I've never seen it, but the way they described it I think its the funniest thing ever, I really wanna see this show badly.

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JustJon
09-14-2003, 06:10 PM
It was entertaining to watch, but I wouldn't be surprised if the series had some sort of twist ending.

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JimBeam
10-04-2003, 11:11 AM
This show is awesome.
I thought it was stupid after the first few minutes but now I'm hooked.
I watch the new show and then I watch the old one.
Kicks ass !!
I do tend to think that its gonna all be fake for several reasons. One is the cruelty of the whole thing if it is true. I mean this guy thinks hes making freinds and then finds out that they were just acting ?? Thats way harsh.
Secondly is what somebody had written about his actions and words. Is it possible that somebody is that dorky ??
I mean he's the blueprint other than that kid that they showed on Made on MTV.

I have balls !!!

WintersEmbers
10-04-2003, 01:42 PM
for some reason i think hes an actor as well...and the whole gag is that he's been playing them the whole time...i dunno its just something that crossed my mind because he really does seem way to dorky...and personally i think that would be pretty cool amongst the silliness

I will not go quietly into the nite...

Heavy
10-04-2003, 04:37 PM
i dont care what the real deal is. I just want the blonde there and I'll keep watching.

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JustJon
10-04-2003, 06:54 PM
It's been leaked that in the end, he gets a six figure check and some big prizes. We'll see in a week or two...

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Death Metal Moe
10-04-2003, 09:02 PM
How do you people live with yourselves?

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SatCam
10-04-2003, 09:12 PM
Jon, do you know if he gets to split it with one other person or choose to keep it for himself?


Sorry, I watched the finale of Paradise Hotel.

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TheKnicks23
10-04-2003, 09:16 PM
Geeze, Moe. Why are you so anti reality show?

Sometimes it fun to watch something silly. None of us watch them as a serious show, just something relaxing while I'm laying on the couch.

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SatCam
10-04-2003, 09:19 PM
Speaking of Spike TV, did anyone catch that fucked up japeneese show with the people falling on their asses? I laughed like a fucker at that.

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ChrisTheCop
10-04-2003, 09:38 PM
This show continues to entertain. I'm pretty sure theyll end up giving him the $100,000 at the end just for being a good sport. I mean, if they wanted to lie about the money aspect, they wouldve made it a mill. Now each week it's fun to try and guess who theyll "vote off" since every character is important.

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Se7en
10-05-2003, 07:44 PM
Moe - give this show a shot. It's genuinely hilarious and does not disappoint.

I'm still wary that the finale will be that Joe was in on the joke, but in the meanwhile, the show's great.

Oh, and Joe said it himself, but it's true - Molly is built like a brick shithouse.

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Death Metal Moe
10-05-2003, 07:49 PM
Moe - give this show a shot.


I have too much self respect.

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ChrisTheCop
10-05-2003, 08:00 PM
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...and obviously doesnt like wasting his time.

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Death Metal Moe
10-05-2003, 08:02 PM
Ahh, go racially profile a Jamacian!

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Heavy
10-06-2003, 06:31 AM
I have too much self respect.

No you dont.

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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2003, 10:29 AM
Oh. don't make me run you down too Wadd. The outcome would NOT be pretty.

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JustJon
10-06-2003, 11:35 AM
Will there be Jamaicans involved?

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JimBeam
10-07-2003, 05:45 PM
Molly's looking hot tonight.
And she kissed that other chick.
Sweeeeeeeeeeet !!!

I have balls !!!

JustJon
10-07-2003, 06:14 PM
HLA!
Molly's hand on a boob from last week
wet t-shirts
bikinis

best episode ever!

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JimBeam
10-07-2003, 06:16 PM
Yeah unfortunately they booted Molly this week.
I think it ends next week anyway.

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Heavy
10-08-2003, 02:41 PM
No!!!!!!!!!!!! Of all the people to go they boot Molly!!!????WHY THE FUCK WILL ANYBODY WATCH NOW!! Stupid people~!

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TheGameHHH
10-08-2003, 02:48 PM
I have now seen every episode, this show is amazing


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RF Godfather
10-09-2003, 08:11 AM
Tremendous show. Definitely Kip and Molly leaving sucks! Noooo.

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JimBeam
10-09-2003, 09:30 AM
I missed the very beginning of the show the other day.
How did Hutch get back on the show ?

I have balls !!!

RF Godfather
10-10-2003, 03:18 PM
How did Hutch get back on the show ? Hey JimBeam, I'll field this one.

He basically had Ralph the host read some paper that was written in lawyer speak (which Matt who went to law school for a period would understand) that there was no solid evidence that proved he threatened Kip in any way, shape or form. So at that point, Hutch the Asshole made his truimphant return! Go Assholes! Yay!

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Does anyone think that there could be an Ultimate Swirve in the works for the finale? I have a feeling that maybe Matt knew all along about this show and was swirving the actors. I really have a feeling about this.

Could be an interesting twist, right?

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SpicyMcHaggis
10-10-2003, 05:51 PM
I really think that there will be an Ultimate Swerve like that as well. It would definitely freak out the actors.

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RF Godfather
10-11-2003, 03:00 AM
I really think that there will be an Ultimate Swerve like that as well. It would definitely freak out the actors. Yeah that would be killer! They would not see it coming, hehehe.

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ChrisTheCop
10-20-2003, 09:33 PM
TIVO ALERT: Season Finale TONIGHT (Tuesday 10/21). My Internet Psychic is as follows; Dr Pat's vote is for Matt--Matt wins...Hutch is pissed off that his lover Dr Pat would vote against him...they argue in another room, a shot goes off, PANDEMONIUM! Then they let Matt in on the joke, and they all sit down and celebrate with a nice bowl of canine feces.

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JustJon
10-21-2003, 08:05 AM
Correction: Finale next week at the same time as the season premiere of 24.

Tonight is the GQ Men of the Year awards. Fuck Spike!

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jocefus
10-21-2003, 08:08 AM
one more week to go, cant wait...

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ChrisTheCop
10-21-2003, 12:57 PM
Oh crap, JustJon's right. WTF are they thinking??!! ok, ixnay on the tivo alert, but my internet psychic still stands, with this addition--24 will kick it's ass...hard.

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Heavy
10-28-2003, 03:35 PM
I have to see the beggining at least to see who the last vote is for and what all the hullabaloo is about. I just want Molly to bounce again, and i'm pretty sure Matt is an actor that knew it was fake the whole time. He'll probally go Apeshit and scare the actors after they tell him its fake, then he'lll tell them he knew and theyll all laugh

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PanterA
10-28-2003, 05:27 PM
first 15 minutes my ASS!!!

They promoted on the radio and TV that, "you must watch the first 15 minutes".....IT WAS A RECAP!!!!!
They recapped the last whatever many episodes that they showed 5 times a night on this fuckin channel!

I'm sueing!!!!!

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PanterA
10-28-2003, 05:47 PM
Alright, the suprise was cool. This show was really good. From start to finish.

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Heavy
10-28-2003, 05:52 PM
I'm flipping back and forth.....whats the surprise!!!

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JustJon
10-28-2003, 06:54 PM
JustJon's right.

I just feel like that always needs repeating :)

The recap was a bit long and drawn out, but the payoff was great as soon as they started with the eviction ceremony.

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TheGameHHH
10-28-2003, 07:51 PM
I can't believe he took it all so well, shows how much of a true stand up guy he is. awesome show!


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Heavy
10-28-2003, 08:17 PM
They shoudl have had the actor on more during the recap, i didnt really need Joes thoughts on everydamn thing. I want to know what Molly is really like

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shamus mcfitzy
10-28-2003, 08:59 PM
so was there a huge swerve of some sort?

RF Godfather
10-29-2003, 02:34 AM
Yeah that 15 minute thing was a LIE!

I was admittedly wrong with my theory but what a great way to end the show. I am glad I was wrong. Man, what a tearjerker! I was crying, so gosh darn moving! How did you like the reveal? That was an interesting twist and I figured (this individual) would have technically won Lap of Luxury. WHAT A SWIRVE!

Matt really wanted Brian to be real as well... he didn't want to be alone on this huge joke. That probably broke his heart although it truly became his show. Did you see all that loot he got?

Matt really is that nice of a guy? And I thought I was the only one. :p He deserved everything he got from the show and life. I wonder how it would make me feel to be, from this point forward... Mr. Joe Schmo. :eek:

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It will probably replay Sunday... check your local listings. I taped them all because of the marathon on two tapes. Yay!

FANTASTIC SHOW... all of this was done in 10 days? No way!

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S-man
10-29-2003, 02:47 AM
This Matt was a total pussy, crying, he only knew these people for a week,,,lets hope he is never ever see again, he looked like a retart, I thought his chest hair was funny!!!!!!

JustJon
10-29-2003, 11:57 AM
They shoudl have had the actor on more during the recap, i didnt really need Joes thoughts on everydamn thing. I want to know what Molly is really like

Then you missed the whole point. Everything for the past 2 months was about Matt. Matt was the focal point of everything that happened. Why would they focus on a bit player when the story is about the star?

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Heavy
10-29-2003, 03:55 PM
Point is, is that he was being real for the whole season. So he just continued being real after it was over. I already knew he was some dude from Pittsburgh. What I really needed to learn was what Mollys home address is.

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fluffernutter
11-03-2003, 08:33 PM
So I didn't go through and watch every episode BUT I cheated and just watched the last one. As much as I hate the idea of reality TV this actually looked ok and I did watch Joe FUCKING Millionaire for goodness sakes. SLAP! SMACK! SLAP! I should just go with insinct next time.

Looks like they are going to run everything through again and not like I will be "bummed" out cause I saw the finale already. Hell, maybe knowing the outcome will make things more entertaining. Not like anything else is on.

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Reephdweller
11-04-2003, 03:18 AM
Does anyone know if a marathon of the show will be running?

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JustJon
11-04-2003, 06:46 AM
could you imagine how evil this show could have gotten if Matt wasn't such a nice guy and they all felt so bad for fucking with him?

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