Abercrombie & Finch Claims Ownership of Number 22

[FMJeff]

BWAHAHAAHAH


you gotta be kiddin gme click here for ridiculous corporate bullshit (http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/chi-030825af,0,2464667.story?coll=chi-technology-hed)

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[A.J.]

Watch Rolling Rock and Heinz follow suit (pun intended).

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[mdr55]

Are they going to sue all the players in the NBA, NHL, NFL, MLB, etc. that wear the number 22 also?

How bout all the books, magazines, etc. that have page 22?

Cuz every time I see 22, I think of Abercrombie and Finch.

It's funny cuz, how come most of the stuff they sell in the store isn't $22.00?

EDIT: Thank goodness my screen-name is mdr55 not mdr22, or I'm screwed.

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This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-3-03 @ 1:54 PM

[TeRRoR]

i wore number 7 when i was 6 years old in little league.

anyone try to wear it ever or advertise using it i will sue you...

and put it on your calanders... it is the day AFTER the six or the day BEFORE the 8th. i own 7!

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[HBox]

So, not only is this fucking company making a mockery of our legal system, they are also wasting court time and taxpayer money by making our judges hear such bullshit. 1 cent and 1 second is way too much to spend on this corporate pettyness. We should fine this stupid company millions of dollars just for suggesting such idiocy.

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[canofsoup15]

1 million more for:

Selling overpriced shit
Even thinking of this
For making me walk past there store which is a waste of time and space in he mall
and For just even being around


I may be looking for good deals wherever i can find them, but a shirt thats more than 20$? FU--HUCK THAT. Why spend 20$ on some T-shirt, just cause it has the name brand on it.

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[Tall_James]

Watch Rolling Rock and Heinz follow suit (pun intended).


AJ? Expect to hear from my lawyers. You used parentheses and that is what people associate with MY posts.

I will be suing for the beer in your fridge and your extensive collection of dwarf porn.

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[mdr55]

i wore number 7 when i was 6 years old in little league.
anyone try to wear it ever or advertise using it i will sue you...


Freaking A....call your lawyers RIGHT now. There's 7-Eleven, 7-Up, Blazing Seven slot machines....you're going to be RICH!!!!

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[mdr55]

Maybe Abercrombie and Finch Co. need the money to fix the machines that make their clothes.

Have you seen all the FADED shirts, WRINKLED shirts and shorts, and RIPPED up Jeans they are selling at their stores for OUTRAGEOUS prices?


How come the Native Americans don't sue their ass for selling shirts with the CHIEF on it? Now there's a lawsuit I'd like to see.

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STOP! the Turf Wars.

[ChickenHawk]

I always thought is was Abercrombie & Fitch... oh well, I don't think anyone will ever REALLY know exactly how to spell it.

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[FMJeff]

Im suing Tall James for having flesh tones in his sig pic. I invented flesh tones.

hoo hoo

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[Bestinshow]

In case anyone is interested, I own the number 69 and everything related to it.

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[Yerdaddy]

I always thought is was Abercrombie & Fitch

It's Abercrombie & Shitbreak. It can't help spewing shit and it'll fuck your mother first chance it gets.

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[Mike Teacher]

First Metallica Claim the Ownership of the E and F chord; and now this!!

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...sarcasm doesn't cross over well in text...

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[Death Metal Moe]

I got dibs on 69 and 666.

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[high fly]

I tried for '5', but the bastards at Chanel have it all locked up.

The only thing I could get is '26'.
Fuckin''26'.
Now what do I do?

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[Doctor Manhattan]

"The suit speaks for itself," Abercrombie spokesman Tom Lennox said.

yes it does, douchebag!

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[Bestinshow]

I got dibs on 69 and 666.


no can do. You didnt read my previous post. I own 69 and if you try that again we are going to court.

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[ChickenHawk]

Abercrombie & Felch...

had to say it...

move along.

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Whats next? Theyll sue God for making the mouths of a kid capable of taking a bite of an apple large enough to choke a child?


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I was watching Star Trek last night, I think Spike has a case now...

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[FMJeff]

i love that episode with mark twain..that's when they go back in time through a temporal portal used by aliens who suck the life energy out of dying victims. Data dies, but they use his own head to restart him. It's a weird time paradox ending....it also makes we wonder about the resiliency of the materials data was built with as they last 2000+ years and re-activate without so much as a hiccup.

Chalk it up to star trek convenience.

Also, Guinan and Picard meet and have semi-jungle fever romance....

then she did sister act 2....

why whoopi...why....

i also don't excuse you for the associate...

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[Yerdaddy]

i love that episode with mark twain..that's when they go back in time through a temporal portal used by aliens who suck the life energy out of dying victims. Data dies, but they use his own head to restart him. It's a weird time paradox ending....it also makes we wonder about the resiliency of the materials data was built with as they last 2000+ years and re-activate without so much as a hiccup.

Chalk it up to star trek convenience.

Also, Guinan and Picard meet and have semi-jungle fever romance....

then she did sister act 2....

why whoopi...why....

i also don't excuse you for the associate...

Now write all that out in Klingon.

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[Melrapuo]

**FUTURE NEWS**

Tonight on CNN:

Abercrombie & Finch won a court case that gives the company ownership of the letters a, b, c, e, f, h, i, m, n, o, and r, as well as the "&" symbol, giving them power over more than a third of the english language, forcing everyone who speaks it to have to pay a daily $4 as a "rental fee".

Also, Abercrombie & Finch has now claimed ownership to anything that adds up to the number 22, any multiple of 22 or any number that evenly divides into 22, and anyone who is 22 years old, forcing those people into slavery in their company's factories until they turn 23 or die. This also pertain's to anyone's names who have a total of 22 letters (that includes both first and last names. Middle names if applicable), as well as...well you get the picture. More about this story and others at 11.

**BREAKING NEWS**

CNN has just realized that Abercrombie & Finch now owns the news organization. All we can say is "dt" simply because we no longer own the right to use the letters a, m, n and i that would complete the word we wanted to say. Although, while we type this, we are forcing ourselves to pay that 4 dollars. Again, our response is "dt".

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This message was edited by Melrapuo on 9-6-03 @ 8:59 PM

[high fly]

I've got it!
ROMAN NUMERALS!!
Fuck those assholes at Chanel!
I'm claiming "V".

" and they ask me why I drink"

[FMJeff]

this just in...Abercrombie sues Disney over the use of the letter "M" and the phrase "see ya real soon" in the Mickey Mouse Club theme song.

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[Yerdaddy]

SHAZBAT!!

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[FMJeff]

Now write all that out in Klingon.


hehhe read this.. (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/)

oh....and

jIH parmaq vetlh episode tlhej mark twain. Vetlh 'oH ghorgh chaH DoH Daq poH vegh a temporal portal Sum 'Iv Daq yIn vo' rop ghotpu. Data Hegh 'ach chaH Daj nach Daq ghaH. 'oH 'oH a poH paradox ending. 'oH je chen maH data ghaHta' tlhej chaH 'ej vaj hiccup. Chalk 'oH Dung Daq Hov trek. je Guinan 'ej Picard ej ghaj semi-jungle fever .ghaH sister cha vang.qatlh whoopi qatlh. jIH je ta' ghobe' SoH vaD associate




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[JohnnyCash]

is it really possible to own a number? Id buy a few.


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