Don't you hate it when you're at the movies and...

[mdr55]

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

You could only hold it for so long but when you got to go- you got to go!

But for the rest of you, if you have to go to the bathroom while you're watching a movie....what's a good time to go? How do you decide when? Do you just go when you have to go? or do you wait till there's a lull or slowdown in the story line? I always feel that if I go to the bathroom, I'll miss something and I hate that feeling.

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This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-10-03 @ 1:59 PM

[furie]

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[mdr55]

You're watching an R-rated flick (like a slasher) and someone's freaking baby starts CRYING!!!

God, leave the babies at home and besides, they're TOO young to be in a movie like that don't you think?

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[DJEvelEd]

Don't you hate it when you're at the movies and...


...someone farts real hot & thick

...people talk & laugh

...someone Dr0ps the ripple

...you sit in the wet spot

...some kid is kicking your chair

...couple next to you groping each other

...the sound isn't loud

...the picture is fuzzy

...you're not high

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[Melrapuo]

Don't you hate it when you're at the movies and...


someone decides to use their cellphone AND has to clap at the movie every 2 minutes, even when claps aren't needed? Happened to me at Terminator 3. And I STILL wanna kick that dude's ass...

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[Snoogans]

dont you hate people who go to the movies knowing all this shit is gonna happen, but still spending an arm and a leg to get in, and then return and bitch about the asshole talkin as if they thought it would be silent in there :)
seriously though, movies are a fuckin rip off. if im payin 25 bucks for a movie and some snacks, dammit im gonna let people know if i think the movie sucks. thats why i just rent and or watch movies on tv, so i can make a comment if i want to and not have someone else make one when i dont want them

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[mdr55]

They give you a coupon for a "VALUE/Meal Combo" (says something like save $3.00) and that shit cost like $10.00!!!!

What kind of freaking VALUE is that shit? No wonder people sneak food items into the movies!!! Cuz I know I do.

The Ron and Fez show transcends all boundaries!

STOP! the Turf Wars.

[Furtherman]

Having to go to the bathroom does suck but I've fixed that. I don't drink an hour before the movie - I go before I go. I don't eat anything from the snack counter anyway because it is all crap.

Cell phones and babies are the worst. They should be banned. Don't give me that "I couldn't get a sitter". Stay home.


Edit:

where the SWAT guy takes out his own partner and betrays the team


Oh, and thanks for the spoiler! (Another thing I hate)

This message was edited by Furtherman on 9-5-03 @ 3:08 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Don't you hate it when you're trying to rent a video and PanterA won't stop farting?

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[FMJeff]

Discussion Topic: Don't you hate it when you're at the movies and...


watching SWAT


yes, I hate that.

swat sucked.

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It made my heart sing.

[TomPoo]

I missed one of the pivotal scenes (where the SWAT guy takes out his own partner and betrays the team



I hate it when someone posts spoilers

thanks, dick


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[mdr55]

I hate it when someone posts spoilers
thanks, dick


Man...if you haven't seen that shit yet. FUCK YOU. STOP your bitch ASS Whining.

The Gloves are off.

Go FUCK YOURSELF!

[Doctor Manhattan]

some guy is on his laptop with wireless internet connection behind you posting on a Ron and Fez web site.

Yes.

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[FMJeff]

darth vader is luke's father


HA HA EAT YOU ASSHOLES



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It made my heart sing.

[grlNIN]

Those of you bitching about how you paid X amount of money to see a shitty movie just have to be reminded that it is inevitably all your fault.

Next time you're thinking about going to the movies maybe you should read some reviews and see what the general public has to say before investing time and money on something that you're going to turn around and cry about.


Just a thought.

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[FMJeff]

I have disagreed with critics and the general public on MANY occasions, but I DID read the reviews for SWAT anyway...and they were generally positive.

It's not a POORLY DONE movie as it is a BAD movie.

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It made my heart sing.

[samnyc]

... and somebody decides to take off his shoes and dangle his smelly feet on the seat to your right

[Furtherman]

Man...if you haven't seen that shit yet. FUCK YOU. STOP your bitch ASS Whining.


Some of us have lives and can't get to the movies right away. You should know better than to post plot twists of a movie. Common sense leads to Common courtesy.

[mdr55]

Fight the Establishment. Down with censorship!! :eg:

This message was edited by mdr55 on 9-9-03 @ 11:50 AM

[Furtherman]

I am quite happy but you are continuing to be an ass. Your last post just proved my point. You'll hear no more from me on this.

[JohnnyCash]

i once went to a movie alone in the middle of the day and there were like 4 other people in the theater. the movie starts and some guy comes in and sits right next to me. he just sat there like it was a packed theater and that was the last seat there.

i got up and moved. that was creepy...

Watch M*A*S*H*

[shamus mcfitzy]

...people clap. I think if you're constantly giving a movie a round
of applause you deserve a spiked boot to the skull. MAYBE I
understand clapping at the end, and even that is pretty stupid.
There's just no reason people are clapping several different
times in T3. Yes i think we all understood that Arnold
Schwartzeneger was in the movie when we went to the movie,
asswipe.



...people talk and laugh


me and my friends will do that but only in cases of extremely
bad movies. Like the Hulk and 2 Fast 2 Furious. If you don't
laugh at the fight scenes in 2 Fast 2 Furious i don't know what
you laugh at. There must've been no more budget for a fight
choreographer because thye were piss poor. Of course i paid $6
so they do win in the end.

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 9-10-03 @ 2:45 PM

[Hottub]

and the guy behind you, who is jackin', hits you right in the back of the head.

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[TomPoo]

Man...if you haven't seen that shit yet. FUCK YOU. STOP your bitch ASS Whining.

The Gloves are off.

Go FUCK YOURSELF!



and the award for toughest message board poster goes too.....

mdr55!!!!!



the gloves are off... what a tool





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[Justice4all]

I hate it when people start to talk LOUDLY to the screen. Or if they are in a large group and they start to yell across the theatre. "YO! Where da fuck you at???" Sit down and shut up STUPID (He said in his best Jim Norton voice)
But the darwin award goes to those who keep their cell phones on EVEN after those stupid messages right before the movie starts. And when the phone rings they STILL talk on the phone.
Happened during Pirates of the Caribbean this year. Yelled to the person to shut the fuck up. It worked!!!
Next time I bring a pellet gun and some cat pee.
By the way..FM Jeff....I agree..SWAT SUCKED!


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