Bad Jokes

[Furtherman]

I love bad jokes.

The louder the groan from the audience, the louder the laugh from me.

Jokes that piss people off. Not racial jokes of the sort, but jokes that make people shake their heads and ask "Why? Oh god why?"

My all time favorite:

Where is Moscow?

In the barn next to pa's cow.


Just heard this one yesterday:

A burgler broke into the police station and stole the toilet. The next day, reporters were on the front steps looking for a statement. The police chief came out and said, "We have nothing to go on."


Heard any good bad jokes lately?

[jocefus]

whats the easiest way to catch fish in the summer???






























have someone throw them to you....huddla huddla

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[Def Dave in SC]

TextJust heard this one yesterday:

A burgler broke into the police station and stole the toilet. The next day, reporters were on the front steps looking for a statement. The police chief came out and said, "We have nothing to go on."




You just heard that?

What do you call a midget palm reader who is on the lam?


I'M NOT TELLING!!!

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[SatCam]

What's the opposite of Idaho? Udaho.

A polish guy, an italian guy and an irish guy...

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[Jackie Sloan]

Guy walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head. Doctor says "what happened"? Duck says "I don't know but get this guy off my ass"!
HACK HACK

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[SatCam]

Did you know RedBank is Indian for "washed up bloody tampons?"

hmmm, nothing? no?

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[Melrapuo]

What's a dentist's favorite instrument?

A tuba toothpaste.

Whacka Whacka

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[golfcourseguy]

Doctor reaches into his pocket to write a script, pulls out a thermometer.
"Aw, which asshole has my pen?"

" editing posts since day one"

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[Mike Teacher]

What do you call a midget palm reader who is on the lam?


a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE.

enjoy the veal.

God! Im tired of being right all the time!

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Two guys run into a bar. You'd think the second one woulda ducked...

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[Bill From Yorktown]

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender looks and him and says "Sorry we don't serve food here".

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[sr71blackbird]

I just flew in from Buffalo and boy are my arms tired!


Whats HI in the middle and round on both ends?










Ohio






Get it?

O


HI


O


baaaaaa-dum-dum


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[UnknownPD]

A horse walks into a bar and the Bartender says "Hey why the long face?"

[Furtherman]

A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."