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furie
09-05-2003, 06:33 PM
Thoughts screens have successfully stopped four kinds of aliens from abducting humans. (http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm)
http://tseery.homestead.com/files/moya.jpg
Arienette
09-05-2003, 06:52 PM
possibly the best thread title ever.
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FUNKMAN
09-05-2003, 07:08 PM
when i saw this one the first thought that came to mind was:
"Oh No! They got Uncle Floyd"
http://aliensandchildren.org/images/girl's%20hat1.jpg
anyway, it's the white brimmed hat....
This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 9-5-03 @ 11:10 PM
TheMojoPin
09-05-2003, 07:16 PM
No, no, NO. Aliens hate these CANS. CANS! THEY HATE THESE CANS!
D'uh.
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Death Metal Moe
09-05-2003, 07:37 PM
This reminds me of the crazy guy in my town who wears a piece of foil on his forhead under a headband to stop the government from reading his thoughts.
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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.
BRING BACK JOHNEEWADD!!!
JustJon
09-05-2003, 07:38 PM
they'll never work. there's no tin foil in them.
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Yerdaddy
09-05-2003, 09:29 PM
I don't know what the big deal is. I've been wearing thought screen hats for years, and not a single thought has gotten into my head.
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PanterA
09-05-2003, 10:54 PM
My favorite line on that site:
Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Do not substitute the Velostat shielding with other materials. The Velostat made by 3M works!Man would I love to have been at the test runs for those other materials. What were the other materials? A croak pot and aluminum foil?
I bet they sold over 500 of those things. God I wish I could think like a redneck for just a day.
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Death Metal Moe
09-05-2003, 11:00 PM
A croak pot
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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.
BRING BACK JOHNEEWADD!!!
PanterA
09-05-2003, 11:02 PM
I loath you
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Death Metal Moe
09-05-2003, 11:08 PM
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.
BRING BACK JOHNEEWADD!!!
reeshy
09-06-2003, 12:44 AM
http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/devo.jpg
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FREE JOHNEE WADD
high fly
09-07-2003, 01:15 PM
Mine has a little propeller on top.
It works on chicks, too.
" and they ask me why I drink"
Def Dave in SC
09-07-2003, 04:26 PM
Aliens Hate These Hats
Hey! I do too!
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furie
09-07-2003, 05:16 PM
along the same lines (http://www.stopabductions.com/)
http://tseery.homestead.com/files/moya.jpg
monsterone
09-07-2003, 05:21 PM
forget about aliens getting in your head, how do you keep them out of your ass?
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furie
09-08-2003, 01:29 PM
forget about aliens getting in your head, how do you keep them out of your ass?
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Don't get arrested in Mexico
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This message was edited by furie on 9-8-03 @ 7:43 PM
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