Solve This Puzzle (and then do what it says)

[GaryWyze]

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<marquee><b>Now let's see what some of the critics are saying about GaryWyze... Ron Bennington, one 1/2 of the radio duo Ron & Fez: <u>"Gary Wyze is a funny, funny comedian"</u> ... IrishAlkey, one 1/2 of the drunken sex duo Alkey & Silera: <u>"Gary = God"</u> ... Rory Hampton, former radio producer and well know Aryan: "GaryWyze IS the Godfather!"</u> ... PanterA, marijuana smoking postal worker: <u>He's a pompous ass</u> ... EastSideDave: <u>Forget Jesus, GaryWyze is my savior</u> ... Chairman Kaga, Chairman of the RF.NET Message Board: <u>"Gary is hysterical, absolutely hilarious, he truly is The Don</u> ... Winnie Copper, best female vocalist of the entire RF.NET Message Board: <u>Gary is a total genius, call me a Garyite, I am converting to Garyism.</u></b></marquee>

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[furie]

what's the first one meant to be?


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[GaryWyze]

what's the first one meant to be?

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 9-7-03 @ 6:37 PM

[Billy Staples]

something, something, something 9 on tuesday

(thats what I got so far)

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[Billy Staples]

got it

cum to bar 9 on tuesday

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This message was edited by Billy Staples on 9-7-03 @ 6:33 PM

[furie]

come to bar 9 on tuesday


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[PanterA]

i have to work at 5am the next day.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]No prob, the Red Rock closes by 4am.

Good work, Billy. Somebody get that man an O'douls.

<marquee><b>Now let's see what some of the critics are saying about GaryWyze... Ron Bennington, one 1/2 of the radio duo Ron & Fez: <u>"Gary Wyze is a funny, funny comedian"</u> ... IrishAlkey, one 1/2 of the drunken sex duo Alkey & Silera: <u>"Gary = God"</u> ... Rory Hampton, former radio producer and well know Aryan: "GaryWyze IS the Godfather!"</u> ... PanterA, marijuana smoking postal worker: <u>He's a pompous ass</u> ... EastSideDave: <u>Forget Jesus, GaryWyze is my savior</u> ... Chairman Kaga, Chairman of the RF.NET Message Board: <u>"Gary is hysterical, absolutely hilarious, he truly is The Don</u> ... Winnie Copper, best female vocalist of the entire RF.NET Message Board: <u>Gary is a total genius, call me a Garyite, I am converting to Garyism.</u></b></marquee>

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 9-7-03 @ 6:40 PM

[Yerdaddy]

"Jackoff eleven shafts until they're big and reddened to glue me."

Ew!

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[JustJon]

Jerk off to bar 9 in two days

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[Death Metal Moe]

"Masturbate to pictures of Larry King with a pole up my ass in public at dusk."

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[Fallon]

Come to pipe nine on tuesday? What the fuck does that mean.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 9-7-03 @ 10:30 PM

[mikeyboy]

Pop quiz, hot shot...


Somebody sends you a cryptic message about numbers and some guy blowing his load....



What do you do?






What do you do?


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[Johnny Fontane]

Jerk off to bar 9 in two days


Will Melanie Griffith be there? I hear she likes to hang with jacking fools. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=80&Topic=31778)

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"You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!"

[Stalker Patti]

Why I got that right away!!! Come to Bar Nine on Tuesday Night!!! Very good rhebus, Gary!

[stickyfingers]

for some reason I can't help but do the voice when I read her posts

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[SilentSpic]

I have to catch a Greyhound bus at 11:45 tomorrow night in the city. So maybe I'll stop by for an hour or so.

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[TooCute]

It's still too warm out. Wait until it gets cool and I'm not going away every weekend and maybe I'll show again :)

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[stickyfingers]

hmm....tuesday is a part of the weekday

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[GaryWyze]

It's still too warm out. Wait until it gets cool and I'm not going away every weekend and maybe I'll show again

[color=purple]What's this maybe bullshit? You and Grant are sorely missed. Besides....

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "Boy let me tell you what

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case and he said
"I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

(TooCute solo)

When the devil finished Johnny said
"Well you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child no

(TooCute solo)

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back
if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once
You son-of-a-bitch
I'm the best that's ever been"

He played
Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child no

<marquee><b>Now let's see what some of the critics are saying about GaryWyze... Ron Bennington, one 1/2 of the radio duo Ron & Fez: <u>"Gary Wyze is a funny, funny comedian"</u> ... IrishAlkey, one 1/2 of the drunken sex duo Alkey & Silera: <u>"Gary = God"</u> ... Rory Hampton, former radio producer and well know Aryan: "GaryWyze IS the Godfather!"</u> ... PanterA, marijuana smoking postal worker: <u>He's a pompous ass</u> ... EastSideDave: <u>Forget Jesus, GaryWyze is my savior</u> ... Chairman Kaga, Chairman of the RF.NET Message Board: <u>"Gary is hysterical, absolutely hilarious, he truly is The Don</u> ... Winnie Copper, best female vocalist of the entire RF.NET Message Board: <u>Gary is a total genius, call me a Garyite, I am converting to Garyism.</u></b></marquee>


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[TooCute]

I only have so much time in my life to devote to partying, and well, with the kind of weather we've been having weekends in the Hamptons are just more appealing than a cat-piss-y bar!

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[Cybersoldier]

I'll try to come to the next one. Everyone have a good time

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[CruelCircus]

Wow!
You guys sure did miss out this time!!
This had to be the best Bar 9 night in MONTHS...

Two words: Naked Hookers

And that's all I'll say to those who didn't make it.

CC

PS- Nice to see Alkey and Silera back out, and it was a pleasure meeting the famous Johnny Fontaine, who "knew people" and made sure I was "taken care of." And of course, as always, great fun with the Usual Suspects.



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[East Side Dave]

:(

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[IrishAlkey]

Naked hookers, Dave.

Naked hookers...

Stick that in your sock puppet and smoke it.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]They gave good blowjobs.

I'm talking about Cruel Circus and Alkey, of course.

Bar 9 was all that and a bag of crack!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

We're talking about hookers.

You're fantasizing about sucking our cocks.

I'm surprised you didn't mention how Opie's golden hair was shimmering off the lights.

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[GaryWyze]

IrishAlkey: i just threw in a mention about opie being at bar 9, run with it

[color=purple]THAT's what you call throwing in an Opie mention?!?!?! You're even gayer with thinner blood!!!

But yes, Opie was in 'da house and was actually pretty funny. That joke he had, the one about that girl having Harry's cock on her lips after drinking out of ray's straw, was the line of the night!!!



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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 9-10-03 @ 1:23 PM

[IrishAlkey]

All the font colors in the world won't make you funny.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]And yet you live for my approval.

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[IrishAlkey]

It's all you have left.

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[East Side Dave]

Oh, how I love hookers. I wanted to go badly, but couldn't; just couldn't. Oh, hookers! Hopefully, I can go again... Hopefully.....hookers.....

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[East Side Dave]

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 9-10-03 @ 2:39 PM

[East Side Dave]

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 9-10-03 @ 2:40 PM

[East Side Dave]

I've never triple or double posted before in my life! I broke my cherry! Yeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaw! Cherries!!!

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[JustJon]

did you chop up the hookers when you were done?

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[Johnny Fontane]

and it was a pleasure meeting the famous Johnny Fontaine, who "knew people" and made sure I was "taken care of."


Likewise, CruelCircus. I hope you enjoyed the hookers. Next time I promise - chicks without dicks.

On another note: some day (and that day may never come) I'll call upon you to do a service for me.

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[CruelCircus]

Next time I promise - chicks without dicks.


Why you gotta take away all the fun?!

It's like the Cracker Jack surprise... you don't know what you're getting until you unwrap it!


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3 parts gin
1 part extra dry vermouth (or less...)
shake quickly over ice
pour and add 3 olives