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reeshy
09-18-2003, 12:32 AM
Well,
I'm ready for this little sun shower. I went out yesterday and bought a few supplies just in case something happens out here in sunny Huntington!! 2 cases of heinies, a shitload of Slim Jims, 2 gallons of Butter Pecan Hagan Daz, a few ribbed condoms(for her pleasure!) and some skin mags in case she can't make it over to my house!!
So...what have my fellow survivalists put together to save your portion of the human race????

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Yerdaddy
09-18-2003, 02:21 AM
A jar of dry-roast peanuts, a carton of butts, and I'm going to rent a couple pornos today so they won't be due back til Monday.

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Reephdweller
09-18-2003, 02:45 AM
I got lots of beer and Mike's hard lemonade. Everything a growing boy needs.

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sr71blackbird
09-18-2003, 04:09 AM
I got a case of seltzer, cheese, frozen meat, Boca Burgers, a sack of oranges, apples, kiwis, a bunch of flashlights, knives, guns, and gallon of scotch.


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Mike Teacher
09-18-2003, 06:40 AM
I got lots of beer and Mike's hard lemonade.


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TheMojoPin
09-18-2003, 07:14 AM
What do I need to get for 48 hours of crying, masturbating and crying?

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Bill From Yorktown
09-18-2003, 07:26 AM
What do I need to get for 48 hours of crying, masturbating and crying?


um, I would say you'd need sandpaper and pornography

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A.J.
09-18-2003, 07:42 AM
What do I need to get for 48 hours of crying, masturbating and crying?

Kleenex. Lots of Kleenex.

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2003, 09:43 AM
Charcoal, Meat, A grill and an overhang to sheild myself from most of the rain.

Lots of juice. Most likely cran-rasberry or some mix like that. Gatorade.

Beef Jerky. A radio and batteries. Batteries for my GBA.

And my blanky.

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Yerdaddy
09-18-2003, 09:59 AM
What do I need to get for 48 hours of crying, masturbating and crying?
Communion?

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Lumber
09-25-2003, 05:01 PM
For Sure! I`ve gone out and puchased 12 packages of Top Raman Noodles and a pack of Hot Dogs to slices up and make crackhead soup!

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