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DJEvelEd
09-18-2003, 01:06 PM
I sit and wonder if these microscopic bugs we all hear about, actually jump into your butthole in between pinches. We all know how Ass Worms (Cacing Rambu) can really put you down in the dumps, but what about these nasty Toilet Bugs?










And is there a place for them in our society?

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ChickenHawk
09-18-2003, 01:28 PM
That's actually a very good question... And even after several years of scientific research, no one's ever been able to definitively solve this great mystery. Is there a solution? Well, you're always better safe than sorry... That's why before every dump I take, I spray my rectum with Ass Raid...
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Mike Teacher
09-18-2003, 01:39 PM
id see graffitti in high school...


DONT THROW YOUR TOOTHPICK IN THE URINAL

THE CRABS HAVE LEARNED TO POLE VAULT

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NewYorkDragons80
09-18-2003, 01:55 PM
It doesn't seem to make sense. Apparently, these bugs feed off feces, so why would they need to crawl up someone's ass if there is already a fresh supply where the are? And, this isn't Independence Day and the bug is not Randy Quaid. They wouldn't know that your asshole opening up is their cue to jump in.

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2003, 03:47 PM
They wouldn't know that your asshole opening up is their cue to jump in.


The bugs might not, but WE know the cue! Get your balls out!"

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Death Metal Moe
09-18-2003, 03:49 PM
And toilet bugs may be an urban legend, but that toilet duck is always on the prowl.



That nozzle it making me nervous.

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FUNKMAN
09-18-2003, 04:40 PM
"just wash them bugs right out of your ass"



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Mike Teacher
09-18-2003, 05:40 PM
Includes informative booklet (download)


Download?

For a book about Enemas; that would be quite a propos...

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blakjeezis
09-18-2003, 07:34 PM
Nope.


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monsterone
09-18-2003, 07:57 PM
We all know how Ass Worms


so is that what you people use as the latest slang for what occurs in glory holes.

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DJEvelEd
09-23-2003, 02:05 PM
Here's a heads up on ass bugs and rim jobs:


Parasites are a frequent complication of rimming. No matter how hard you scrub your partner's anus, you will not remove all of the parasite eggs; they are microscopic. Your partner may not have any symptoms of infection and may unknowingly pass it on to you. Giardia lamblia and Entamoeba histolytica are the most common parasites spread during rimming. Giardia lamblia causes a condition known generally as giardia and it is the most common parasitic infection in the U.S. The parasite lives in your small intestine and its cysts (eggs) leave your body with your stool. If you ingest these cysts the organism will grow in your small intestine. You might not have any symptoms or you might experience upper abdominal pain, non-bloody diarrhea and nausea. If you have these symptoms, discuss a parasite test with your doctor. An antibiotic, Metronidazole (flagyl), cures the infection.

Amebiaisis or amebic dysentery is another common parasitic infection passed during rimming. This parasite lives in your colon and its eggs leave your body in your stool. Although you may be symptom free, many people complain of crampy abdominal pain, bloody diarrhea, and fever. Doctors diagnose the infection by examining your stool or with a positive blood test for parasite antibodies. Metronidazole (flagyl) cures the infection.

Infectious diarrhea
As with parasites, diarrhea-causing bacteria can leave your partner's colon and enter your body during rimming. No matter how hard you scrub the anus you will not sterilize it and these microscopic bacteria will be left behind. Your partner may not have any symptoms and won't know if you catch it. The most common types of diarrhea-causing bacteria are Salmonella, Shigella and Campylobacter. They cause crampy abdominal pain, diarrhea (can be bloody), fever and vomiting. Most often these infections run their course and go away. Antibiotics are not often recommended, except in the most severe cases or in people with HIV, because they can cause you to become a chronic carrier (someone who never gets rid of the infection and can pass it on to others; chronic carriers do not feel sick). Ciprofloxacin (Cipro) is an antibiotic commonly used to treat infectious diarrhea.






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TheMojoPin
09-23-2003, 11:22 PM
Infectious diarrhea

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