Underworld Sucked

[furie]

It sounds like a great idea, vampires and werewolves, but it just didn't work. first the fight scenes were mostly implied. Instead of seeing a vampire fight a werewolf, you'd see the teeth come towards the camera, cut to a shot of Kate Beckensale's ass with screaming in the distance.

The dialogue was non-existent.

And could someone please explain the master vampire with the tick?


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This message was edited by furie on 9-22-03 @ 1:56 PM

[TheMojoPin]

This is a suprise?

I'm still not fully convinced I wasn't just seeing ads for the latest "Resident Evil"/"Tomb Raider" rip-off out on the Playstation.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

It was decent. I had never heard of it until my brother in law asked me if I wanted to see it with him. I went in thinking it would be exactly what Mojo said, but it turned out to be a good idea with so-so execution. It definitely exceeded my expectations, though.

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[mdr55]

Just saw the movie. It was okay. But why are vampires and werewolves fighting each other with guns instead of mano o mano? And can't vampires fly? Where were the regular human beings at?

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