Crushed to death by toilet truck.

[Johnny Fontane]

Poor bastard. (http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/6361.htm) If it wasn't for all those concertgoers that had to shit and piss, this guy would be alive today.

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[Melrapuo]

yea i heard about this yesterday. it was a sad and embarrassing death. thats gonna be a really interesting epitaph...



September 25, 2003 -- An man was accidentally crushed to death by a flatbed truck hauling portable toilets to Central Park for the Dave Matthews free concert, just hours before the band took the stage last night.


you know...if you were going to write a news article the least you could do is make sure the first word of the damn thing is correct.

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[Fallon]

I guess this guys gonna need a graaaavedigger.

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[JimBeam]

How the hell do you " fall under the wheels of the flatbed " when its moving ?

I have balls !!!

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[TheGameHHH]

talk about a shitty concert experience.......OHHHHH, see what I did there?


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[El Mudo]

what a "shitty" way to die...man that stinks...


wokka wokka...

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[reeshy]

It's really crappy the way you guys are making fun of this poor victim!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

this guy has got shit luck...

i heard they had to wipe him off the street...

they said the truck was speeding and tried to stop because they found a huge skidmark...

the wife was so upset and nearly fainted so someone gave her a 'stool'...

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[Heavy]

Nice job, Dave Matthews.

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[DarkHippie]

I guess this guys gonna need a graaaavedigger.
Maybe he was "under the flatbed and dreaming"

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