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Reephdweller
09-28-2003, 08:15 AM
Have you, or do you derail threads on this and other messageboards (provided you use other messageboards)? Do you enjoy doing this?

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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 08:31 AM
derail threads?

Is that like derailing a train? can't you do that by putting copins on the tracks?

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TheMojoPin
09-28-2003, 08:42 AM
Wouldn't it be more apt to ask who ISN'T a thread derailer? Because everyone should show up for the one you're pushing here...

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ToddEVF
09-28-2003, 08:48 AM
so. . . have you bought some Whack lately?

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09-28-2003, 09:12 AM
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09-28-2003, 09:20 AM
Reeshy is a fag!
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Reephdweller
09-29-2003, 03:05 AM
everyone should show up for the one you're pushing here...


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09-29-2003, 03:14 AM
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09-29-2003, 03:27 AM
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golfcourseguy
09-29-2003, 03:36 AM
I'm a thread unspooler.

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sr71blackbird
09-29-2003, 03:43 AM
ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. -- A state trooper had terrible news for a couple - their 2-year-old
granddaughter had been killed in a traffic accident.
It took a few tortuous hours before Tom and Diane Cardina found out it was all a
mistake.
A hospital staffer told a Florida Highway Patrol dispatcher that little Chloe was "stable."
The dispatcher thought she heard "fatal" and passed it along to the trooper at the
accident scene. The dispatcher has quit.
It turned out that Chloe and her mother, Nicole, escaped serious injury in the crash that
sent them to St. Joseph's Hospital in Tampa on Sept. 19. Their last names were not
available.
A friend had told the Cardinas about the collision. They drove out to see the wreck, got
the bad news and collapsed on the side of the road.
They picked up Chloe's 5-year-old sister at the bus stop in a daze but couldn't share the
news. They left her with friends, who also were devastated by the report of the young
girl's death. Tom Cardina called his sons in Orlando and Texas to say: "You've got to
come home. Chloe's dead."
The Cardinas hit the road again only to get stuck in rush-hour traffic without a cellular
phone for the 25-mile trip to the hospital.
"It was terrible," said Tom Cardina. "You can only imagine."
He dropped off his wife, parked illegally in a frantic search for a space and found his wife
on her knees at the emergency room door, surrounded by their daughter's friends.
"Chloe's all right. She's alive. We've seen her," Tom heard someone say.
For a moment, he thought his daughter was dead. But a hospital official led them to
Chloe's room, where she was playing on the bed.
Chloe had a knot on her head and seven stitches on her face. Nicole suffered only
bruises.
State trooper Kenneth Boatright had told the Cardinas about the girl's death. He found
out she was alive 90 minutes later but after the Cardinas were gone.
"I felt horrible," said Boatright, who lost his best friend in a car wreck. "I just wanted to
go home after that."
In another mix-up, the FHP issued a release after the accident saying the other driver
had died. He suffered only minor injuries.


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09-29-2003, 09:09 AM
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Gaia
09-29-2003, 09:43 AM
Who knew this thread would be so funny....

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09-29-2003, 06:57 PM
Thread's dead baby, thread's dead.
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09-29-2003, 07:07 PM
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Reephdweller
09-30-2003, 06:26 PM
I think Ted Kennedy is a murderous drunk!

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09-30-2003, 06:44 PM
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PanterA
09-30-2003, 06:49 PM
I pee'd in your pool

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monsterone
09-30-2003, 06:58 PM
i pee'd in your gene pool


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09-30-2003, 06:58 PM
i pee'd in your gene pool


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neoprosto
09-30-2003, 08:06 PM
I bought some a couple of weeks ago, for the first time since December 2002. I smoked a 1/4 cigar wrap - using that fancy cigar wrap for the first time, when did this come out? - and felt like it was too much. I even chucked the remainder of my nickel out the window, feeling as if I would not want to do this again anytime soon. So, tonight I bought another nickel. I tried a blueberry wrap this time - quite smooth. I smoked about 1/8 and this proved to be quite enough, but not overboard. I had cut off about 1/3 of the wrap before I started, so I had saved the leftover amount untouched. I had a slight headache, but all-in-all was very mellow, enjoyed cranking the radio as I drove with the windows open, and had relatively little paranoia attacks. Is this normal?

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10-01-2003, 02:53 AM
I have and always will... mwahahaha!

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TheCosmicCircus
10-01-2003, 03:24 AM
only once but there were no laws against that back in the day.
still the lord shuns me.


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10-01-2003, 03:55 AM
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Reephdweller
10-01-2003, 04:18 AM
BRAVO BLACKBIRD...BRAVO!

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AngelAmy
10-01-2003, 04:47 AM
hey baby

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neoprosto
10-01-2003, 03:43 PM
Lovely.

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neoprosto
10-01-2003, 03:43 PM
(finally)

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AngelAmy
10-01-2003, 03:54 PM
i know you missed me

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neoprosto
10-01-2003, 04:08 PM
Yes. And besides, that reefdie guy is so overtly concerned to follow you on the other thread, it makes me somewhat nauseous.

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AngelAmy
10-01-2003, 04:12 PM
thats too bad.

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neoprosto
10-01-2003, 04:20 PM
Not really. I just pop a Tagament, and it settles my stomach.

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AngelAmy
10-01-2003, 04:22 PM
thats good, i dont want you feeling uncomfortable

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Death Metal Moe
10-01-2003, 05:46 PM
Listen NOTbunny, you've been cool so far so guys like me have tried to forget your past posts. Don't start your usual fucking shit again.

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neoprosto
10-02-2003, 07:02 AM
Moe - You should DEFINITELY not be telling people what to do, like some school marm. What is with all this "oooo sonny you better be careful" garbage, anyway.

Whenever they have votes for Grand Poobah around here, remind me not to vote for Moe. He's too strict!

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10-02-2003, 12:17 PM
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Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 01:59 PM
I think Reeshy is the top Thread Derailer. He's silly.

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neoprosto
10-02-2003, 07:43 PM
Yesterday evening, I bought another nickel. The portion I had left over from before was dried out, so I tried chocolate wrap this time - pretty good. I cut about 1/3 off and saved the rest in its original wrapper, folded over, and happened to have a small airtight containder for the rest.

Mild sensations, light headache. Wore off after a few hours entirely. Tried another 1/3 this evening. Enjoyed, but after thinking it over, I recognized that I guess I am not into it anymore, at least right now. So I chucked the remainder out the window, and am back to square one, scotch.

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SatCam
10-03-2003, 03:36 PM
heh heh heh. You're looking at my dick.

and I'm starting to get hot

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ToddEVF
10-03-2003, 03:39 PM
so. . . whose on the board this friday?

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10-05-2003, 08:55 PM
me and...wait, it's Monday...

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