Weirdest Spam in Last 24 Hours

[Mike Teacher]

OK, it's stupid and futile, but I just got this email, can anyone beat this? No fakes!



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Your partner will be astounded


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[HBox]

Your partner will be astounded

I don't doubt that.

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[golfcourseguy]

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YIKES! and it's in 3 parts

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 9-28-03 @ 9:27 PM

[Death Metal Moe]

I have that span folder in AOL 9.0, so I just go in it and delete all. So Sorry, but I don't remember the names of most of my spam E-mails anymore. I'll keep an eye out from now on to post funny ones thought.

A quick blast from the past one that I will never forget was great though:

"Break walls down with your Cock"

Priceless. Get that Cock of yours to work for you! Not only can you have sex and scare children with it, you can use it on construction sites for demolition!

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How can this poison be the dream of my soul?
How did my fantasies take complete control.......yea.

[Mike Teacher]

"Break walls down with your Cock"


[Mario Cantone Voice]

"GET YER BALLS OUT!!!!...."

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