Which Old Staff Member Would You Bring Back

[mikeyboy]

A couple of weeks ago, Ron & Fez discussed the possibility of bringing an old staff member back. If you could pick a staff member to return to the show, who would it be?

If your answer is somebody not listed as an option, post your choice.

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 9-29-03 @ 7:58 PM

[FUNKMAN]

i picked Al Dukes...

i guess i have just heard more of Al and the funny situations he brought to the show either on purpose or by accident.

when he is drunk he can be "brutal" in a funny way...

it was a tough call because i would also like to see Mikey D rehired just because he is a 'good guy'

and i would like to see Billy rehired if that's what he wants but I do not want to see him take the abuse that he has taken in the past...

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[Tazz]

I picked Al. He was a very nice guy, always treated me well.

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[JerseyRich]

Are you all gay? The obvious choice here is Tenacious C.

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[SatCam]

I chose Billy because he is OLD!

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[yarpwizard]

Al Dukes was and is radio gold...bring him back. But first bring Ron and Fez back to NYC!!!

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[Snoogans]

i took mikey based on recent hilarity (tirades)

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[jwwolf88]

hey man i missedo ut on the show for a year went overseas for parents movign there now i back and wow am i surpiresed at what happended to the show now billy damn

oyu have to bring billy back

[SatCam]

Yea. Can you believe that Billy is now producer? Mikey D has become co-host for Fez because of his newly discovered voicebox condition. Ronny is going though some personal problems, including the recent loss of his best friend, Harry Elvis, who was swallowed by a big vagina when he was trying to get laid. In other news, Ginny is back to replace Hawk, who moved back to pakastan, as engineer.

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[mikeyboy]

back to replace Hawk


I knew I forgot somebody! Okay, "other" is going to become "Hawk"

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[TheKnicks23]

Al Dukes if my first choice.

Hawk is my second.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Am I the only one who fully appreciates the comedy stylings of dumpy lapresto?

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Am I the only one who fully appreciates the comedy stylings of dumpy lapresto?

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[Death Metal Moe]

VIVA LA STAPLES!!!!!!!

STAPLE 4EVER!

Al Dukes NEVER!!!!!!!!!

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

AL DUKES!!!!







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[reeshy]

What happened to Joe Poo????

bring back Al Dukes!!!!

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[Steels]

My selection would be.....

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how big is that room

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[Snoogans]

a little backup for steels:


Born in Long Island, New York, Hine was a 5 letter athlete in high school. His father died in 1969 while on a fishing trip. His mother is a hotdog vendor at the Nassau Colliseum on Long Island. He got the nickname "Billy Staples" after having a stomach stapling surgery due to his morbid obesity.


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[Death Metal Moe]

Careful Steels and Snoogans. If you're not careful you may just get a signed headshot in the mail!

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[Frank Black]

AL dooks i KOOOL!!! BrRing him bak!

[Snoogans]

moe, and the rest of the board for that matter, you have no idea the comedic value and talent of billy staples until you watch him take 175 swings in a round on a golf course. well, 177 but he didnt count the 2 he missed. greatest stand up act ive ever seen :)

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I am REALLY out of the loop. What happened to Hawk, Staples, and Mikey D??? By the way, best staff member ever was, of course, Joe Poo. But, since you have to work in order to be a staff member, my real vote goes to the Dumpster.

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Gained notoriety for a complete mental collapse during a live stand-up show at the Count Basie Theater in Redbank, New Jersey.

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"I was a 5 Letter man in high school."

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star."




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[chandler1420]

You cant go wrong with Al Dukes. The good old days where he would make out with guys and would give Anthony a pinball machine and it would get destroyed. Ahh the good old days.

[TheMojoPin]

I went with Sid because he's the one DC staffer with real potential. Hawk's my back up.

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[squrl]

I went with Hawk because I loved hearing the " Hawk Fact! Hawk Fact!" with the bird scream in the backround.

[pennington]

You cant go wrong with Al Dukes



He's money in the bank.

[ChickenHawk]

I went with Hawk because I loved hearing the " Hawk Fact! Hawk Fact!" with the bird scream in the backround.
Now I fuckin' love squrl.

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[Steels]

Actor - filmography
(2000s) (1990s)

1. Rock Bottom (2002/I) (uncredited) .... Gay Comedian

2. Day in Black and White, A (1999) (as Billy Hine) .... Tri-athlete lawyer

3. Use Your Head (1996) (as Billy Hine) .... Doug Crowder

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[stinkbud]

Gotta be Al

I miss the days of abusing victims of the Power Hour, especially when it's Al....the moments when he is drunk and making an ass of himself are golden.

I don't know how he will mesh with the current gang of yahoos (Could Al somehow become a member of the Cosmic Circus???), but finding out will be funny as hell.

Just keep the foosball table hidden well

[monsterone]

and would give Anthony a pinball


al dukes had a man-crush on opie.

it's tough to say which indivdual character- my vote would be fore joe poop to do a month cameo in dc, see how it pans out.

but the rest of the guys had a certain dynamic with one another. from dukes, to rory, to up-in-the-air, to el heffe, each regime has been completely different. ie. drunk/ honesty hawk wouldn't work w/o al dukes.

for me, el heffe has become the new al dukes, though mikey d is coming up quick for the role.

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[The Nature Boy]

You can never top Al's man child arrogant ignorance. Ron and Fez with Al, Billy and Poo is as good as Stern in his prime. I'd listen to that anyday. Dumpy is a close 2nd, but for pure nostalgia. Poo was a lot of fun , but probably too NY. And what did happen to him?

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[monsterone]

Poo was a lot of fun , but probably too NY.



poo was too nj. not that it's a bad thing.

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[Steels]

And what did happen to him?

He had a falling out with Fez.


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[SlowDust]

I voted for Mikey D, partly in hopes of someday hearing more audio diaries, and partly for better bumper music, but mostly for those great Angela Lansbury anecdotes.

("Once, when we were in the touring company of "Runaways"...)

Pure gold.

This message was edited by SlowDust on 9-30-03 @ 4:28 AM

[TastelessGinny]

I am suprised that more than two years later, someone actually remembered / voted for me.

Yeah, I was vote #2. ;p



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[Furtherman]

Al Dukes was great when he was self imploding, but Joe Poo was always hilarious. Bring back Joe Poo. Poo head.

[erole]

Bring the C

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WTF you forgot the hamptons..jeez louis at least let me give him his one vote

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[JiZ]

Personal Quotes:

"I am at the point in my career where I am above open auditions."

"I was a 5 Letter man in high school."

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star."




Can Steels or anyone else please tell me what shows each of those quotes are from so I can go get them. Thanks in advance for ANY help you can give.

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[tenaciousc]

There are no words for the beauty of Al Dukes. Besides Ron and Fez, nothing comes close to entertaining me like the tragedy that is Al Dukes.
Although in a distant second I'd have to give it a tie between Joe Poo and Honesty Hawk.

btw, thanks jersey rich and the MIA erole

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jeez louis


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[hubdog4200]

1 Al Dukes
2 Billy
3 Hawk

Ill choke you until you turn blue, revive you and remind you that im god. æ

[hubdog4200]

1 Al Dukes
2 Billy
3 Hawk

Ill choke you until you turn blue, revive you and remind you that im god. æ

[kitchen]

Well i got to represent: CIGAR SID

[fatLouie]

i haven't been listening long enough (or paying enough attention) to know al dukes, but i voted for billy.

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[Gaia]

Al Dukes!!!!


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[grovegirl1]

WHOOOOHOOO AL DUKES !!! BRING BACK THE FAG

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[js1999]

You can never top Al's man child arrogant ignorance. Ron and Fez with Al, Billy and Poo is as good as Stern in his prime. I'd listen to that anyday. Dumpy is a close 2nd, but for pure nostalgia.

The short period of time where both Al and Dumpy were on the show was great. I'd love to see them both come back!

[Shecky]

Id bring back the whole show to NEW YORK.

Later,
SHECKY

[Duke]

billy man!!!!!



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[Bestinshow]

I wish I can pick more than one but my favorites are definitely Billy, Al and Mikey. Some of the conversations that took place when those three were together teetered between genius and insanity.

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