Missing Ron & Fez

[Ken193]

Hello, I was a big Ron and Fez fan when they used to be on in NY after Opie and Anthony. After they were taken off the S-hole formerly known as WNEW, I used to listen to them through the "underground." But unfortunately after a few weeks I stopped listening completely.

Anyway I was just wondering what the guys were up to lately. Has there been any other big changes or events since they left NY? And more importantly, does Fez still have a "fiance'?"

[Steels]

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This message was edited by Steels on 10-1-03 @ 3:25 AM

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Hi, Ken, let me bring you up to speed.

Ron & Fez are still working together, although no longer in the extreme-talk genre. They no do a Martha Stewart type show based out of Washington's WJFK.

Since this format is more conducive to Fez' lifestyle choices, he no longer feels the need to mask his sexual orientation.

In fact, he and his life partner are planning a Vermont wedding sometime next spring.

Ronnie is still the same ol' Ronnie, although he's given up smoking his trademark cigars. His latest vice is chewing tobaco. He's also taken a sudden interest in Nascar.

Rory converted to Buddism and is now referred to as the *new* Rory.

Al Dukes is back on the show, but going by the spanish translation of his name... El Jefe.

Inspired by Fezzie's new found openness, WonderBoy and Harry have come out of the closet regarding their relationship. I had dinner with both just this past weekend and can tell you that they're very happy together. They're currently pitching a show to Bravo called "Hair Pie for the Queer Guy," in which they will make over follow homosexual and teach them how to come across as straight.

The news regarding Billy Staples, however, isn't quite as good. After having been let go by the show, and with the painful anniversary of his failed Red Bank show on the horizon, he decided to quite show biz altogether and has begun teaching drivers education.

Okay, that last one is obviously too far fetched for you to believe, but all the rest is true.

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[Bill From Yorktown]

Al Dukes is back on the show, but going by the spanish translation of his name... El Jefe.


that would be the capstone in this comedy pyramid - genius

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[Ken193]

Homer: "I say you're a lying scumbag."

[FezWad]

I miss them too. It's been too long since I posted here or I listened to them...

But I will find a way! "Come on Xanadu!"


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[ChickenHawk]

The only thing I miss is not being able to listen outside.

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[Snoogans]

wait wait wait, what the hell is this ron and fez show your talkin about? i always wondered were the name came from on this board

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[SatCam]

The only thing I miss is not being able to listen outside.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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