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DJEvelEd
10-03-2003, 01:54 PM
Question: How much would it take to rent your rectum for 20 minutes?







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mikeyboy
10-03-2003, 02:25 PM
This stuff isn't shocking anymore, Ed, just stupid.


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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 02:29 PM
I like how no on is leaving their vote in a post form to explain their choice. I voted My rectum is not for rent.

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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 02:29 PM
i thought this was gonna be whether we think anal is gay or not. obviously it wouldnt be available for rent. now onto what i was gonna say:
Guy fucks guy in ass=gay. thats pretty universal
so then, Guy fucks girl in ass=half gay.

Look, ass is still ass, no matter whats attached to it. its an exit, and if you give it to a chick in her ass, your half gay just for goin to the forbidden zone

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Bill From Yorktown
10-03-2003, 02:31 PM
Look, ass is still ass, no matter whats attached to it. its an exit,


Ok, Mr Geronimo

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Bill From Yorktown
10-03-2003, 02:32 PM
besides, the title of this thread made me think it had something to do with J-Lo

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DJEvelEd
10-03-2003, 02:32 PM
5 guys at 6 inches each x 100 minutes.......calculate thrust, elasticity & displacement........well at least there's enough money to buy some vitamin E and a bedet









Mikeyboy, were you the one who took 1000.00? Sorry I can't shock you anymore...

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Spank Daddy
10-03-2003, 02:33 PM
How much would it take for me to fart in your mouth.........oh wait, you've done that before.
DJEvelEd
10-03-2003, 02:38 PM
How much would it take for me to fart in your mouth...


Provided it was just air, $100,000.00. Wet ones and turtle heads are extra.

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Katylina
10-03-2003, 02:49 PM
Ahem reach around is a must.

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schmega
10-03-2003, 03:06 PM
Look, ass is still ass, no matter whats attached to it. its an exit, and if you give it to a chick in her ass, your half gay just for goin to the forbidden zone

theres no such thing as half-gay. you either are or arent. and theres nothing gay about a man having anal sex with a women. you're saying ass is purely the domain of men. even if that ass belongs to a woman. gay guys perform oral too. so that might as well be gay in your twisted mind.

to answer the poll, my ass aint for rent. but it is for sale.
Snoogans
10-03-2003, 03:11 PM
. you're saying ass is purely the domain of men. even if that ass belongs to a woman

no im not. i dont recall ever sayin ass belongs soely to men. i said ass is exit only, no matter who its on, it should not be touched.

People need to know that i say enough things they can bitch at me for without making them up

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schmega
10-03-2003, 03:18 PM
no im not. i dont recall ever sayin ass belongs soely to men. i said ass is exit only, no matter who its on, it should not be touched.

People need to know that i say enough things they can bitch at me for without making them up

you need to read what you wrote. you followed that up with 'you're half-gay for just going into the forbidden zone'. try not to trip over yourself while backpeddling.
Johnathan H Christ
10-03-2003, 03:25 PM
snoog.... i think you have a very narrow minded view on this topic. sure it's dirty, and sure its an exit. but being as it is "forbidden" that's what makes it so facinating to those who cant convince their girl to do it.

once you find that special someone, you lose interest in the anal sex...because sometimes its great, but sometimes its really fuckin filthy. thats my feeling on it.

and shit... for the right price (cash in hand)i bet most of the people on this board would let someone rape them with a pint glass.


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Katylina
10-03-2003, 03:25 PM
Look, ass is still ass, no matter whats attached to it. its an exit, and if you give it to a chick in her ass, your half gay just for goin to the forbidden zone


If it makes the guy half gay to stick it in the girls ass, what does that make the lady?

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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 03:29 PM
you are half gay if you go there. has nothing to do with being a guy or a girl. hey if a girl straps one on and goes there, she is gay. i didnt say it was for men only. look one more time.

NO ONE SHOULD LIKE FUCKIN ASS. thats how i feel.
men, women, dogs, sheep, i dont give a fuck. even gay men, which you claim i say its for, shouldnt do it, so now its no longer as you said i say "fore men only". it should be for NO ONE

try not to hurt yourself thinkin of more ways to be wrong

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eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Snoogans
10-03-2003, 03:32 PM
this is for drtyluv. ive tried it to a girl. i dont form opinions on something i dont know about. ive done it, i find it nasty, and i think it shouldnt be done. apparently you guys enjoy, so be my guest. have fun if thats what you like. this was once again an opinion that some arrogant dipshit felt he needed to make me see things his way when really, i should see them my way and so should everyone else. kidding, but jesus dude, im allowed to think what i want to, and you want you want
edit:any hostility here is directed toward schmega for forcing his view, not drtyluv, once again a normal person who is communicating. schmega, im not unreasonable. but i feel my way, and you tried to attack me for not agreeing with you. so right now, you also go to the dipshit list.

People insist on gettin into pissing contests with me online, as if my opinion should matter to them in what they do.

NEWSFLASH:THE WAY I FEEL DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU.
I have friends that enjoy anal, and i call them gay. i dont care, do what you do

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

This message was edited by Snoogans on 10-3-03 @ 7:35 PM
Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 03:35 PM
Wow Snoogans. We finally found a topic you're uptight about! Or should I call you a tight ass?

::snicker snicker::

I say who cares. Gay, straight, Bi, if I don't have to see it God bless. Whatever 2 consenting adults do in their bedroom is for them to decide.

If a guy enjoys some ass play with his woman I could care less. If the lady likes the high hard one up her ass, that's for her to decide. Hey, even the queers. Go crazy guys. Just be safe with the AIDS around. And make sure I NEVER know.

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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
if you give it to a chick in her ass, your half gay just for goin to the forbidden zone

if this is the quote that makes him think i said its for guys only, you really are dumb. its half gay guy to girl, full gay guy to guy or strap on ladies.

A lady who recieves it usually does it for the guy, making her a trooper. if she asks for it, she is just weird, in my opinion.

BTW, being a dipshit, weird, a trooper, dont be mad by your label, once again thats how i feel and i still gives dipshits and weird people equal oppurtunity

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Snoogans
10-03-2003, 03:49 PM
see, moe gets me. if you like ass sex, in my opinion your gay. no where did i say gay people are lesser, though i still think they shouldnt ass fuck, to me its just gross.
i dont dislike people who fall into my "bad" catagories. i dislike people who should be disliked. gays shouldnt be, certain gays should. so what, once again what i think doesnt matter to you remember, your not me and im not your boss, so my opinion means as much as a canadian dime in botswana

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
schmega
10-03-2003, 04:22 PM
if this is the quote that makes him think i said its for guys only, you really are dumb. its half gay guy to girl, full gay guy to guy or strap on ladies.

oh, you define what's 'half' gay and 'full' gay and I'M the dumb one? so something done by 2 people of different genders can be 'gay'?

you can have your opinion, but TRY to make some sense.
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10-03-2003, 04:26 PM
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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 04:32 PM
you take it leteral as if im meant it. sorry, your only 35% GAY, is that better.

jesus man, i posted my opinion, you got all up in arms about it. if you have a problem with it, dont acknowledge it. like i said, my opinion means as much as a canadian dime in botswana.

basically, what half gay means, i think its nasty, and no one should do it. this could have been alot easier if you just opened your eyes and realized that if you act based on what i say, your a douche bag. if you like fuckin a chicks ass, more power to you. its good that your at a point your happy. thats not a point that makes me happy. it never will, no matter how much dumbass babble i have to hear about it.

ITS OVER. i dont dislike you or anyone else for their beliefs, but if they say something about it and are mad that i have my feelings, they become an asshole, and i mean it. i dont want to think your an asshole, but if you keep questioning my opinion as if there is some set answer i should have that i dont, then you are an asshole.

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
hyperspace
10-03-2003, 04:32 PM
what if a girl bangs a guy in the ass with a strap on??? is he gay and she a lesbian???
Tall_James
10-03-2003, 04:33 PM
No renting. What are my leasing options?

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10-03-2003, 04:41 PM
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Lisa Croft
10-03-2003, 05:04 PM
Snoogans...
I don't think anyone in this thread has a problem with the fact that you don't like anal sex. That's your prerogative and no one can tell you you're "wrong". What has people arguing with you is the fact that you say that men who like fucking their gf's asses are "half gay". You're talking like you don't know what the word "gay" means. It means two people of the same gender having sexual relations. What is "gay" about a man and a woman having anal sex???

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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 05:34 PM
im aware of what it means, and if you read my last post where i said im done, i say basically i mean its gross. but no. snoogans is the only one on this board who is 100% serious all the time.

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Snoogans
10-03-2003, 05:36 PM
im tired, so here.

why is fuckin a woman in the ass half gay, because she has a vag, and thats where your meant to go. thats why its gay. its like desiring a man part when you dont have to, but since its not on a man, its only half gay. hows that, now stop, im done with this

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Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!
Jennitalia
10-03-2003, 05:38 PM
it's all pink inside


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silera
10-03-2003, 05:45 PM
I ask for anal all the time.


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Lisa Croft
10-03-2003, 06:03 PM
you're saying ass is purely the domain of men. even if that ass belongs to a woman.
no im not. i dont recall ever sayin ass belongs soely to men.
its like desiring a man part when you dont have to

What makes an asshole a "man part"? Holy mother of nonexistent logic! For the record, "I'm done" is the phrase of those who know they have been painted into a corner. You're a cool guy, Snoogans. I have no beef with you whatsoever. I just can't understand what the hell is going on here. This makes no sense. Maybe I'm simply not comprehending the distinction between the actual meaning of the word "gay" and your term "half gay". Unless "half gay" has absolutely nothing to do with "gay", then this makes zero sense.



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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 06:12 PM
Yea sorry Snoogans, but I'm forced to disagree with you.

There is nothing wrong with a man and a woman gaining sexual gratification from each other, no matter what parts they stimulate.

It's only gay when gay people have sex.


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Snoogans
10-03-2003, 06:13 PM
i know, its shared, i just personally feel that its gross and half gay is a funny way i say it. thats it. there is no debarte cause thats MY OPINION. stop tryin to convince me what i should think or what my logic should be. thats how i feel, thats what i call it AS A JOKE

people eventually will undertand all that means is i think its gross and makes me kinda sickly feeling

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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2003, 06:17 PM
stop tryin to convince me what i should think or what my logic should be.


Yea, but just listen bro! It's not gay because.........

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Lisa Croft
10-03-2003, 06:27 PM
i know, its shared, i just personally feel that its gross and half gay is a funny way i say it. thats it. there is no debarte cause thats MY OPINION. stop tryin to convince me what i should think or what my logic should be. thats how i feel, thats what i call it AS A JOKE"I call my shoes watermelons! Why is no one understanding me??"
Say what you mean and please don't get upset when you use words to mean things they don't mean and people don't understand. Also, stop arguing a topic when no one is arguing against you.

there is no debarte cause thats MY OPINION. stop tryin to convince me what i should think or what my logic should be.
No one, anywhere in this thread, said that you were wrong for thinking anal sex is gross. No one is trying to "convince" you of anything. You made a nonfactual statement. People are going to oppose that, especially when you pretty much call them faggots. Okay, I'm done.

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10-03-2003, 06:41 PM
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hyperspace
10-03-2003, 06:48 PM
i'm just curious what's a "debarte"???

This message was edited by hyperspace on 10-3-03 @ 10:49 PM
mdr55
10-03-2003, 07:56 PM
why is fuckin a woman in the ass half gay, because she has a vag, and thats where your meant to go. thats why its gay.


What does that make oral?

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SlowDust
10-03-2003, 08:26 PM
Quiz:

A woman with a strap-on fucks another woman in the ass while a guy watches. Calculate the relative gayness of all three participants.

Don't forget to show your work.
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10-03-2003, 08:58 PM
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TheMojoPin
10-03-2003, 09:09 PM
Guess I'm the only one who'd give up his pooper for a grand.

Hey, college loans are a bitch. And apparently, so am I.

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Yerdaddy
10-03-2003, 09:15 PM
Snoogans = the Bunny of anal?

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Bill From Yorktown
10-04-2003, 04:16 AM
he probably thinks oral is gay to...

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Cybersoldier
10-04-2003, 04:52 AM
No way in hell, my ass is being you in any way. No amount is worth renting my rectum

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FUNKMAN
10-04-2003, 04:58 AM
no rentals here, only 'time sharing'...

and if you want to buy outright then you can get it for the 'holesale' price...

get it, 'holesale'

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hyperspace
10-05-2003, 03:08 PM
What about enemas???

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carcass
10-05-2003, 04:33 PM
oh the philosophy sp ...



I once dated a girl who loved it in the ass...

im not gay, dont care if others are thats their biz

gross, it can be [hot showers a cool]

but sometimes its not messy,sometimes its real messy




A friend of mine was in collage...his roommate was doing his gf in tha ass..he pulled out and she shit all over the rug...funny , gross....


that doesnt always happen..


why do guys like the ass?

cause its tighter, really wraps around the pole

enemas ...gross....ewww icky.........

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