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reeshy
10-04-2003, 12:18 AM
Pussy Bites Man (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,99096,00.html)


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I don't know who would be interested in these aging fags but here it is...That's what you get for playing with pussy that you don't love!!!!

btw...Check out that package!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 10-4-03 @ 4:36 AM
The Nature Boy
10-04-2003, 01:25 AM
MUST....RESIST...MUST..RESIST.....MUST RESIST....OH FUCK IT CAN'T....

Shouldn't it be Pussy bites Pussy?

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fluffernutter
10-04-2003, 05:50 AM
More disturbing....


he tried to beat the animal off with a microphone


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ADF
10-04-2003, 07:01 AM
Oh no, this is a catastrophe.

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UnknownPD
10-04-2003, 07:20 AM
He should've hit him with his cod piece. Do you see the size of that thing?

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DJEvelEd
10-04-2003, 08:00 AM
That's some piece of cod he has there. At least we can all rest assured that his penis/butt hole wasn't breached. (well no more than it normally is)

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 10-4-03 @ 12:02 PM
Gaia
10-04-2003, 10:04 AM
What??!! No footage?? What the fuck??!! I want proof!!!


Anywho..I love big cats and little kitty cats...good for that kitty...I hope they dont "put him down" or anything like that...maybe he just needed a little snack....


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carcass
10-04-2003, 12:10 PM
WE [ my wife &myself]...got a kitten about 3 months ago....he started to hump the dirty cloths pile...he's not quite 6 months old , should I snip his nads now....or wait?

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away
Shecky
10-04-2003, 12:15 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/jerseypepino/myhomepage/snf.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US



Later,
SHECKY
reeshy
10-04-2003, 12:19 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/jerseypepino/myhomepage/snf.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US



Later,
SHECKY


Perfect!!!! Two more fags!!!!!!!

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FUNKMAN
10-04-2003, 05:18 PM
reminds me of the joke made by Norm McDonald when he was the newscaster on SNL...

there was an article displayed on the screen with a title such as: "Woman Mauled By Pet Cougar"

in the article it stated that the woman could not figure out why her pet turned on her. Norm followed up with:

"i think i know why your pet turned on you, maybe it was because your pet was a COUGAR!" as he accentuated COUGAR!



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Gaia
10-04-2003, 05:40 PM
Carcass....cut em' now...you wait too long youll be in trouble....


"For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name"
carcass
10-04-2003, 07:05 PM
yeah...well when iwont cut into beer money Ill take him to the vet..


and that wasnt a pussy, it was a snatch that got roy

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away
sr71blackbird
10-05-2003, 05:22 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20031005/lthumb.sge.lhw53.051003074108.photo00.default-288x355.jpg

even the lion looks gay

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DJEvelEd
10-05-2003, 06:27 AM
Seigfried asked the doctor to tighten Roy's bung too

"Put a stitch in for daddy"
"You may need 6 or 7"
"Well can you size to fit?"
"Let me measure you"
"Glub glub mfphhh mfhpmh"
"Oh doc, I didn't know you were gay"
"I didn't either, ::putuey:: ::ptuh::"




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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 10-5-03 @ 10:30 AM
Shecky
10-05-2003, 06:17 PM
Uh Hum!!!

Later,
SHECKY
Shecky
10-05-2003, 06:48 PM
http://publish.hometown.aol.com/jerseypepino/myhomepage/123.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US

Later,
SHECKY
ag
10-05-2003, 07:33 PM
to fuckin funny shecky

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Doctor Manhattan
10-06-2003, 06:08 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39412000/jpg/_39412182_ap203bodyflag.jpg

How can such a small animal drag him off stage? I can understand the biting and I'm sure that's nothing laugh at, but how can these little tigers drag an adult man?

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Furtherman
10-06-2003, 06:40 AM
http://www.adamandevesalvage.com/images/tiger.jpg
A.J.
10-06-2003, 06:44 AM
http://www.simpsonloft.com/saison5/albums/10/1f08_050.jpg

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A Skidmark production.

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CaptClown
10-06-2003, 07:08 AM
http://www.simpsonloft.com/saison5/albums/10/1f08_051.jpg
Who knew how prophetic that was? MAybe I should watch for lottery numbers.

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FMJeff
10-07-2003, 01:19 PM
This is the greatest thing to ever happen to an entertainer ever.

When are people going to learn these are not fucking entertainers? They are savage, blood hungry animals...proud hunters...they deserve better than being part of a laser light magic spectacle hosted by two aging fruit loops with a death wish!

LET THEM GO!

I'm glad the tiger just mauled Roy and not some poor audience member.

Fucking idiot...I hear he's doing ok too...if I was there I'd let circus monkeys beat him to death with thier own music boxes.

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Shecky
10-07-2003, 01:44 PM
I heard as they were taking him away he whispered "Please Dont Kill the cat!!!"

Later,
SHECKY
Reephdweller
10-10-2003, 07:23 AM
As this story (http://klastv.com/Global/story.asp?S=1475112&nav=168XIQs2) points out, the tiger appears to have been confused and was actually trying to protect Roy.

This all happened because some woman with a big hairdo caught the tigers attention.

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Reephdweller
10-16-2003, 10:10 AM
Report: Portion of Roy's Skull Removed
1 hour, 52 minutes ago

LAS VEGAS - Doctors surgically removed a portion of illusionist Roy Horn's skull after he was mauled by a trained white tiger during a performance on the Las Vegas Strip, according to published reports.

More... (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031016/ap_on_en_ot/tiger_attack_magician_3)

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pennington
10-17-2003, 12:44 PM
"Montecore got down on all fours and put his 26-inch head four inches away from of the woman. She thinks this is adorable and part of the show and reaches out to try and rub him under his chin.


How INCREDIBLY STUPID is this woman? I went to the S&R show a few years ago and there is a walkway that comes into the audience with rectangle tables that come right up to the stage perpendicularly.

My then girlfriend and I were sitting right next to the stage and you could touch the animals if they came close enough. But what MORON would do that? We actually ducked at one point when an elephant came by and decided to urinate on stage.

It's a shame this happened to Roy.