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Reephdweller
10-06-2003, 11:24 AM
Interesting article on China surveying the moon, and they plan to even visit it by 2020...

China Plans to Survey the Moon Within Three Years
Mon October 06, 2003 09:18 AM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - China, on the verge of its first attempt at manned space flight, said on Monday it would launch a satellite to survey the moon within three years.

"The surveying satellite will orbit the moon for a year to explore the geography, soil, environment and resources of the moon," state radio reported

...Chinese space officials have hinted they are pursuing a multi-pronged human spaceflight program, including space station construction, as well as eventual travel to the Moon, all by 2020.

The article... (http://www.reuters.com/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?type=scienceNews&storyID=3563564)

What I want to know is, what is their interest in space travel after all this time?

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UnknownPD
10-06-2003, 12:30 PM
I wonder what the "minimum charge" for delivery will be?
Reephdweller
10-06-2003, 05:34 PM
http://home2.pi.be/tristar/images/06_AS15_lunar%20rover.jpg

I wonder if they'll have their own moon rovers and what would they look like.

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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2003, 05:39 PM
"YES YES! Very good number 1 moon rover!"

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Gaia
10-06-2003, 05:44 PM
CHINESE,
JAPANESE,
DIRTY KNEE'S,
LOOK AT THESE!!!!!!

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ChickenHawk
10-06-2003, 05:49 PM
On a clear night, if you look hard enough, you can see the man on the moon.
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Death Metal Moe
10-06-2003, 05:56 PM
OH man. I just choked on that one. This is GREAT!


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sr71blackbird
10-06-2003, 06:02 PM
Ahhh hahahahahaahaahahahhhhaaaaaaa!!

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TheMojoPin
10-06-2003, 06:15 PM
No matter how far they get, we CANNOT allow a mineshaft gap!!!

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TooCute
10-06-2003, 08:21 PM
Yo Gaia. Your sig came from the same cover that mine did :)

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monsterone
10-06-2003, 08:26 PM
that's going to be one awfully long railroad


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Meatball
10-06-2003, 08:51 PM
sure why not....spend a few billion dollars investigating a big chunk of dead rock thats been explored to death by the americans - when you have millions of starving people living in your country. Im sure the average chinaman earning 8 dollars a year is thrilled to death about this.

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ChickenHawk
10-06-2003, 08:58 PM
Did you know that if you start digging on the moon, and you dig deep enough, you'll reach China?

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Reephdweller
10-07-2003, 05:03 PM
I imagine they should be able to pull off those Crouching Tiger moves pretty easily in space.

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Reephdweller
10-14-2003, 05:25 PM
It's official, China has sent it's first manned space mission....

China Launches Manned Space Mission (http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A26643-2003Oct14?language=printer)

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Doogie
10-15-2003, 07:21 AM
I cant believe that the names of men who explored the moon are going to be Armstrong, Aldrin, Conrad and Ming. How long before we hear "the duck still live!!!" from the moon?

All joking aside though this is a historic day and I predict one of two positives out of it. We get our asses in gear and head back to the moon. Something we havent done since December 1972. Which would be a great boon to the economy, and even to national morale and pride. Or we linger and watch the Chinese head to the moon in a cakewalk. For we have not had any competition in space since the USSR folded up...I say good for China. And may it spark our competitive juices here in America.

The other story can be found here

Mao!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/10/14/china.launch/index.html)

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Doctor Manhattan
10-15-2003, 08:45 AM
WE HAVE RIFT OFF! WE HAVE RIFT OFF!

What does "the duck still live" mean, Ronnie kept saying that, FUCKING FUNNY SEGMENT!!

I also like Ronnie's idea of bringing a Hogie up in space, fuck that Tang and freeze dried stuff!

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erole
10-15-2003, 08:55 AM
to eat, they'll have tang and freeze dried cat
are all the circular portal windows going to be slits instead?
we're all going to be chinese once they get there...because we'll all be squinting up at the moon to see them.

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Hoojibs
10-15-2003, 09:17 AM
I cant believe that the names of men who explored the moon are going to be Armstrong, Aldrin, Conrad and Ming. How long before we hear "the duck still live!!!" from the moon?

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10-15-2003, 09:17 AM
Stupid double post.

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Doctor Manhattan
10-15-2003, 09:21 AM
where is "The Duck Still Live" from?

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high fly
10-15-2003, 02:22 PM
Their rocket engines are powered by a potent mix of soy sauce and duck sauce.

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Mike Teacher
10-15-2003, 02:35 PM
where is "The Duck Still Live" from?


I asked Ron LONG ago, his response is that it's a line from a movie, or just something someone said once, that for some reason, just kept going and going and going...

Ditto with [and they did this last night for a couple of seconds, but they have screamed at each other sometimes for 2 minutes...

Ron: Fez, get me the gun.

Fez: Ron, I'm not getting you the gun.

Ron: Get Me The Gun!

Fez: I'm Not Getting you the Gun!

RON: GET ME THE GUN NOW!!!

Fez [crying now]: I'M NOT GONNA GET YOU THE GUN!!!!!.....

and they just keep GOING. Screraming at the top of their lungs. It can be a Knife too.

Have they done this on DC yet?

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Se7en
10-15-2003, 06:49 PM
They've done the "Get me the big knife!" bit before, yeah. As far as I know, they got it from Nic Cage in Moonstruck.

And perhaps I'm wrong, but I thought the "This duck still live!" joke started back when they were in NY doing, I think, the midday spot, and for some reason they got talking about Chinatown and the various food-stuffs that can be found there.

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Death Metal Moe
10-15-2003, 06:52 PM
Aww man, I remember typing THIS DUCK STILL LIVE in Instant Feedbacks like 2 years ago. That bit is OLD SCHOOL Ron and Fez.

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10-15-2003, 07:04 PM
http://www.chinaonline.com/images/2003/1014/standalone.jpg

"We land moon LOOONG TIME!"

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Doogie
10-15-2003, 07:58 PM
"You on moon four hour, you go!!!"

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high fly
10-16-2003, 02:37 PM
Gotta love that General Tso's Tang!

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Gaia
10-16-2003, 02:44 PM
"This Duck Still Live!!!" Is a definate favorite!!!
F'n HILARIOUS!!!


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Doctor Manhattan
10-17-2003, 10:31 AM
Take-out-naut not able to see Great Wall of China from Space (http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/10/17/china.wall.reut/index.html)

Popular myth has it that the serpentine Great Wall of China ... is the only man-made object visible from space.

"I did not see the Great Wall from space," Yang told state television late on Thursday

Well, Other people have been in space, did they see it?

And is this duck still rive?

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high fly
10-20-2003, 11:50 AM
FIE!

FAW!

TREE!

TWO!

WAN!

RIFTOFF!!



After getting in orbit, I hear the Chinaman went on a space wok.

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