Free YerAlkey Rally Tonight

[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]You heard right, tonight there will be a Free YerAlkey rally at Bar 9.

Scheduled to appear are Rutger Hauer, Spaz (of O&A fame), Jim Bruer, Stalker Patti, Dat Phan, a speaker from the Irish Gay & Lesbian Alliance, former Yankee great Mickey Rivers, and your announcer, Mikey D.

At midnight there will be a candle light vigil and prayer service. Followed by a Break Dance exhibition by East Side Dave.

Admission to tonight's event is free, but donations are greatly appreciated. All proceeds will go to the Thick Blood Research Foundation and PATRON Distillery, makers of the World's finest tequila.

C'mon out, because the alkey you save may be your own!

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[furie]

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[JustJon]

Sorry, I only attend rallies where I am a paid speaker.

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[Hosp]

I think someone has a man crush...

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[Gmann]

This is just sad.

[GaryWyze]

I think someone has a man crush...

[color=purple]Oh, trust me, it's way beyond a crush.... the dude's fucking obsessed with me.

But let's not miss the point. Bar 9. Tonight. All should stop by and make merry.

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[ChickenHawk]

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[IrishAlkey]

I do not endorse this thread.

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[TooCute]

So Alkey... was it worth it?

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]1st you pratically beg me to start a Free YerAlkey thread, and now you won't even endorse it.

It's shit like this that gets you banned in the first place!

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[IrishAlkey]

So Alkey... was it worth it?

Better than sex...

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[TheMojoPin]

I feel bullied by this thread.

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[furie]

So Alkey... was it worth it?

Better than sex...


Pinball?


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[JustJon]

So should I lock or delete this thread now?

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[IrishAlkey]

It's the official "go to Bar 9" thread.

Stop being a Locky McLockerton from Locksville off Lockey Highway on the corner of Lockadoo and Lockorskey Blvd.!#$!$~~@~~$!!

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[TheMojoPin]

"Can't you two stop fighting long enough to see that you LOVE EACH OTHER?!?"

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[JustJon]

Are you kidding, man? I'm the original Robin of Locksley.

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[TheMojoPin]

Are you kidding, man? I'm the original Robin of Locksley.

OUCH.

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[ashley olsen]

Wow...tonight sounds like some good, clean, homosexual fun!

I don't think I am going to make it though, feeling a wee bit under the weather. But don't let that stop y'all from talking about me!

-leslie j.

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS MORE GOODER!

[GaryWyze]

But don't let that stop y'all from talking about me!

[color=purple]We won't. But it's soooo much better when you're there to hear it.

Feel better!

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 10-7-03 @ 2:26 PM

[Hosp]

Today is six months since my dad died, and Bar 9 has too many feelings attatched to it so I will be a safe distance away.

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[East Side Dave]

I can't go! I'm fucking pissed! "They" are making me "work" tonight! Plus, I have "two" "exams" tomorrow! I'm fucking pissed! I also have merely "twelve" dollars and must conserve my "money" for "Radiohead" on "Friday" at "Ma"dison Sq"aure" Garde"n". I'm sorry, guys. I'll be there in two weeks, I p"r"om"i"se.




....I'm fucking pissed!

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[Doogie]

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[SatCam]

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[Reephdweller]

as much as i miss the bar 9 events, i won't be going tonight.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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[SatCam]

inside jokes are better when less people get it than this one.

Doesn't it take 2 people to make it an inside joke?

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