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more cowbells
10-07-2003, 06:58 PM
Who is this chick and how come I haven't of her before? A porn star turning to politics?!?!

Has anyone seen her movies? Is she any good in the porn business?

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Reephdweller
10-07-2003, 07:04 PM
i've seen her pics, but not any of her movies


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JimBeam
10-07-2003, 07:10 PM
I saw her on something the other day and she looked kinda sloppy.
I thinks she's a bottleg porn star.

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TheMojoPin
10-07-2003, 08:01 PM
Nah, she's a "legit" porn "star".

Nothing too special. She's basically Jenna Jameson with a natural pair of knockers.

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10-07-2003, 08:34 PM
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A.J.
10-08-2003, 04:16 AM
She's basically Jenna Jameson with a natural pair of knockers.

They looked fake to me.

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TheMojoPin
10-08-2003, 07:23 AM
Me too.

But she claims otherwise.

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StupidGirlllll
10-08-2003, 07:29 AM
She use to go on the Howard Stern show & claim how smart she was, everytime she got a question wrong they would flush her head in the toilet....

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Teenweek
10-08-2003, 10:08 AM
Here is her platform. The funny thing is I agree with a few of them, especially the homeless doing jury duty and taxing breast implants considering 95% of claifornia women have them.


The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a "political outsider," I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I'm elected Governor, I will wire the Governor's Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn't all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a "Porn for Pistols" program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state's unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won't have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

9. If elected, I will support legislation to allow bars throughout the state of California to remain open until 4am. It will generate extra revenue, give additional hours of employment to the working class, and have a positive chain reaction throughout our economy.

A.J.
10-08-2003, 10:31 AM
7. I will coordinate the state's unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won't have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

I like that idea.

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Doctor Manhattan
10-08-2003, 10:43 AM
That is a good idea, and it's more that Arnold has given us so far.

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Aggie
10-08-2003, 11:26 AM
7. I will coordinate the state's unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won't have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.


It SEEMS like a good idea, but do you really want a jury of your 'peers' made up of people who can't hold down a job? I wouldn't, not exclusively anyway. I'd want as many educated people as possible.

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Doctor Manhattan
10-08-2003, 11:42 AM
Do you want a jury of your "peers" to be a bunch of people too stupid to get out of jury duty?

Or Do you want a jury of your "peers" to be a bunch of people who REALLY NEED to be on a jury for one reason or another (that reason not being to serve the public)

Juries are already dumb people (O.J. Simpson's Criminal Case Jury) at least her plan will save Caulifornia some money which they need to do anyway possible.

If the top ten movie starts donated half their Movie salaries (Arnold made $30million for T3?!?!) that would help too

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A.J.
10-08-2003, 11:47 AM
It SEEMS like a good idea, but do you really want a jury of your 'peers' made up of people who can't hold down a job? I wouldn't, not exclusively anyway. I'd want as many educated people as possible.

I didn't see too many academians in the jury pool when I got called for jury duty in DC.

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Aggie
10-08-2003, 12:11 PM
I'm not disagreeing with you guys about the level of the juries, but all I'm saying is that I think this would make it worse and bring the level of jurors down even more.

There is never going to be a large group of qualified jurors in the same place, but we can at least hope for some that are employed.

I got picked for jury duty the first time I was called for it, but I was actually interested in being there. Although I probably shouldn't have been picked because my father, mother and step-father are all lawyers.

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Doctor Manhattan
10-08-2003, 12:42 PM
...but do you really want a jury of your 'peers' made up of people who can't hold down a job? I wouldn't, not exclusively any

Also in this current economy you can't just label all people out of work as dumb, There are tons of very smart people who have been laid off because companies are cutting corners and those people file for unemployment while looking for a new job which aren't as plentyful as a few years back.

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Aggie
10-08-2003, 12:45 PM
I know that, I was one of those people.

I'm just talking generally. You don't need to prove your point to me anymore, 'all unemployed people aren't uneducated and a lot of employed people called for jury duty are'.

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high fly
10-08-2003, 02:19 PM
I was hoping she would win.

When asked her qualifications, she replied something like: "I work really hard. I made 30 movies last year."




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Yerdaddy
10-08-2003, 02:22 PM
How come the thread about the porn star candidate stimulated a more intelligent debate than the multiple threads about the actor who won?

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TheMojoPin
10-08-2003, 03:29 PM
Because unlike the actor, this chick managed to make more agenda specifics in what was quoted in this thread alone than Arnold has done during the entire affair.

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JimBeam
10-08-2003, 03:34 PM
No way I'm letting some dude that lives in a box decide my fate.
Spiteful bastard may wanna lock me up so he can rummage through my trash after I'm in the clink.

I have balls !!!

Def Dave in SC
10-08-2003, 05:42 PM
That is a good idea, and it's more that Arnold has given us so far


Hold on there. Arnold hasn't given us anything. I'm sure he hasnt given Cali voters too much, but I am sure they have more info than we do.

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Doctor Manhattan
10-08-2003, 05:50 PM
Def Dave: That is my point. Mary Carey 1 good idea, Arnold 0. She has given us more than Arnold has so far. (All her other ideas are just sex ideas.)

Aggie: Sorry to beat a dead horse.

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JustJon
10-09-2003, 06:22 AM
If a person is called for jury duty, how are they supposed to look for a job? And what if you find a job? Would you be forced to postpone it (potentially losing said job) because of jury duty?

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Doctor Manhattan
10-09-2003, 06:39 AM
We'll have to ask Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Kobe Tai and Nina Hartley to work out the details.

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