View Full Version : Al Dukes- Super Guest Getter
IkeaBoy
08-20-2001, 05:55 PM
Can anyone get better guests than Fabulous Al Dukes? First he gets a waitress who happened to be a waitress in a restaurant Clinton went to in Harlem once. Then he gets the British broad who's a hotel clerk. No producer gets bigger names
"Nothing can kill The Grimace"
F Wad
08-20-2001, 06:02 PM
remember he has a masters degree in broadcasting and with those credentials who am i to question the fabulous guests he books.
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girl germs
08-20-2001, 08:55 PM
hey, at least he doesn't promise to book guests he knows he can't get.
stump12
08-21-2001, 04:35 AM
Dont forget he wanted to bring in mark furman......8 years too late!
gone postal!
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ScottBaio
08-21-2001, 05:15 AM
Al "All shows come to an end" Dukes couldn't book a wager at the Meadowlands. Maybe his bladder will explode and he'll be forced to quit tonight.
I discovered Nicole Eggert.
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erinmoran
08-21-2001, 05:19 AM
I was hoping he'd make Billy Staples or his wife cry on last nights show
Priceless!
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Captain Rooster
08-21-2001, 06:05 AM
I think the ronfez.net regulars should get some air time - some of the funniest people around are on these threads....
I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster
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ScottBaio
08-21-2001, 06:15 AM
Did you miss my appearance last night during the Florida shark attack discussion? I killed.
Florida: Save on round trip airfare..
Florida: Lose 20 pounds in 4 seconds - into the waterI rule.
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TomPoo
08-21-2001, 06:24 AM
Scot, thank god you posted... I thought some one was impersonating you last night... good thing your here to clear to that up!
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stump12
08-23-2001, 05:37 AM
Scot, if you really discoverd nicole eggert, i owe all my childhood fantasies to you.
gone postal!
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ScottBaio
08-23-2001, 05:39 AM
I plucked Erika Eleniak from obscurity as well.
I plucked her good.
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JaySee
08-23-2001, 08:47 AM
Al thinks he's booking HAS BEEN CORNER (or NEVER BEEN CORNER)...
Although, Ed Asner was pretty huge. R&F were hysterical during that interview...
it's like... MOVIE SEX!
~ JC (Big ASS 134)
erinmoran
08-23-2001, 08:50 AM
Al thinks he's booking HAS BEEN CORNER (or NEVER BEEN CORNER)...
Say what?!
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JaySee
08-23-2001, 09:02 AM
HAS BEENS: Ed Asner, Mark Furman, et al
NEVER BEENS: a waitress, a hot dog vendor, a hotel clerk, etc
Although, I heard Ron say he didn't really WANT big guests on the show...
Personally, I thought the Czech Dominatrix WAS a big star. I eat his cereal, Count Chocula, occassionally.
it's like... MOVIE SEX!
~ JC (Big ASS 134)
IkeaBoy
08-23-2001, 09:11 AM
If you call Ed Asner a hasbeen again I am going to have to kick your ass. Nothing personal.
"Nothing can kill The Grimace"
JaySee
08-23-2001, 09:34 AM
I always quote Ed Asner from "JFK" when somebody takes a file off of my desk...
"...somebody's been going through my filesss... who's been going through my filesss???"
it's like... MOVIE SEX!
~ JC (Big ASS 134)
IkeaBoy
08-23-2001, 09:36 AM
JFK was an awesome fucking movie, wasn't it?
"Nothing can kill The Grimace"
JaySee
08-23-2001, 09:50 AM
I'm reading "CONTRACT ON AMERICA" ( book about the JFK Conspiracy) and you'd be amazed at how much Joe Pesci looked like the real-life David Ferrie...
"Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?!"
it's like... MOVIE SEX!
~ JC (Big ASS 134)
IkeaBoy
08-23-2001, 03:08 PM
I have COA too. I actually have a shitload of Assassination books including but not limited to the Book of the JFK film, On the trail of the assassins (first edition, thank god for used book stores), Crossfire, Oswald and the CIA and the Richard Belzer conspiracy book.
"Nothing can kill The Grimace"
ProzacKid
08-23-2001, 06:54 PM
Pantera's Girl(lisa) bangs his best friend and he's still with her.
HA HA HA
IkeaBoy
08-23-2001, 06:59 PM
Actually the fact that he managed to get her back speaks highly of Pantera. How's your gal Prozac?
"Nothing can kill The Grimace"
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