Beaten bloody by his own wooden leg

[furie]

click here (http://www.mlive.com/news/sanews/index.ssf?/base/news-7/1065797427241310.xml)

insert punchline here



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[JimBeam]

His defense doesnt have a leg to stand on.
No actually it has an extra one.

I have balls !!!

[Tall_James]

"Leg Beaters". As tasty as a leg but with half the cholesteral.

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[SatCam]

When it was over, he had wood in his ass.

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[golfcourseguy]

Man enters house using key, film at 11.

" editing posts since day one"

[monsterone]

trying to kick smack- here's how

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[sr71blackbird]

You wooden be pullin' my leg now, wood you?

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Many Thanks Soup!

[high fly]

Big man couldn't use his own wooden leg to beat the guy up. Oh no, he had to use his kid's!

"former drug addict"?
Yeah, suuuuuure.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Reephdweller]

...The wooden leg is an older model Dewayne Miele said he keeps for swimming...



So does he use the older leg to swim with, or as a float?

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[ChrisTheCop]

Furie, your day spent browsing the "strange but true" news groups has FINALLY paid off. Congrats.

<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/aggiesox.gif">Go Saux!!! Thanx Aggie

[pennington]

One day his son caught on fire and burned to the ground.