Priceless and other not funny internet humor!

[Reephdweller]

Right now I have about 6 different "priceless" jokes in my email. See an example below. I hate these things, I've gotten hundreds of these over the years, and many of them many times over from various people. I don't think they're funny, or even amusing anymore.

http://www.joke-pages.com/picture-gallery/Priceless_Pictures/images/priceless037.jpg

I also hate when I get emailed jokes that have been sent to 85 other people. The people who send it think I'm going to scroll 900 lines down to finally find the unfunny joke all the way at the bottom. Generally I just delete them now. If I get a joke that's funny (which isnt often), I always delete everything but the joke itself before sending it on. I do this for the sake of the person I'm sending it to. I have a few friends who do that as well, though not enough. I wish more people did that.

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<center>HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!! </center>

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<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Those F'N priceless e mails are so goddamn played out, each time i get one I delete the friggin thing

[SatCam]

All the email I get is junk, and I dont read any email jokes

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[reeshy]

I never got one of those...I guess no one likes me!!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[ADF]

$200 for a fist match? Sounds pricey, but whatever gets your rocks off.

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[SatCam]

I wonder if a male enhancement email is suppose to be a joke.

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Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[SatCam]

Priceless and other not funny internet humor!

Duke 04

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<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>
<a href=http://www.perrynoid.com>The Cosmic Circus</a>

Thanks for the Sigpic, SatCam, you're the best!
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[Duke]

dont make me shove that pogo stick up your ass!!!!!


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[FUNKMAN]

that's okay, i'll just take the 'bull by the horns'...

YOWWWEEEEE!

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