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hndsmepete

08-21-2001, 03:48 PM

Dante Hicks: "Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

Dante Hicks: "My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
Customer: "In a row?"

Customer: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Randal Graves: "I could do without the customers in the video store."
Dante Hicks: "Which ones?"
Randal Graves: "All of them."

"I'm Young, I'm Hung, & I'm Skilled With My Tongue!" - Joel Gertner (ECW)

LittleLizaJane

08-21-2001, 05:23 PM

Gonna need a bigger boat....

stump12

08-21-2001, 05:45 PM

"INCONCEIVABLE!"
THE PRINCESS BRIDE

gone postal!
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HordeKing1

08-21-2001, 07:22 PM

"Shall we play a game?"

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Circus Boy

08-21-2001, 08:30 PM

(" all day dick dick dick dick dick dick dick"
"how many dicks is that"
"alot!") reservior dogs

("these are OR scrubs" "Oh are they") Rushmore
two greats!

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girl germs

08-22-2001, 01:45 AM

"don't speak. for some moments in life there are no words"

"we are the dreamers of dreams" - willy wonka and the chocolate factory

"you think you're hot shit but you're really cold diarrhea"

"do you want to join the special peoples club?" - welcome to the dollhouse

"no time for the old in-out..."

"let's get things nice and sparkling clean..." - a clockwork orange

"i'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope"

"lick me, all of you!"

"what are you looking at? wipe that face off your head bitch"

"if i ever start referring to these as the best years of my life remind me to kill myself" - dazed and confused

"e.t. phone home" - e.t.

"do you need someone or do you need me?"

"she's gone. she gave me a pen. i gave her my heart and she gave me a pen"

"i can't have a social life right now...don't worry. we're just having coffee. we'll be anti-social" - say anything

"there's no need to lie. it's like poker. the truth is best. the others still think you're bluffing so you win"

"it's sad to fall asleep. it separates people, even when you're 'sleeping together' you're alone" - breathless

"the days i spent with you were the only days i ever truly existed" - m. butterfly

"franz is wondering if the world is a dream"

"marriage is giving your breasts and thighs."

"everything that is new is thereby automatically traditional (t.s. eliot)"

"...at the proud moment of existence where nothing declines. nothing decays and nothing falls away..." - band of outsiders

"i can't relate to 99% of humanity"

"by the end of the summer you're gonna be full up to your neck in pussy"

"dear josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door, therefore you are gay."

"everyone's too stupid!"

"when did she turn black?" - ghost world

"faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass, no hairline" - brazil

"i don't get stuck on guys. they get on my nerves." - the dream life of angels

"freedom, you talk about freedom...freedom is yours. it's right here and it's your right. they may label you, classify you, and even call you a crazy bitch but don't flinch, just let them." - born in flames

etc...

"mardi gras came and went all my money has been spent. how am i gonna pay the rent sitting on my ass. who mistook the <a href="http://www.moldypeaches.com">steak for chicken</a>, who am i gonna stick my dick in. we're not those kids sitting on the couch."

Five Pumps

08-22-2001, 02:44 AM

How am i supposed to follow that? Oh yeah with this Mikey "Oh shit you guys, thats my moms most favorite piece" Mouth "Wouldn't be here if it wasn't."

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lil chicklet

08-22-2001, 06:06 AM

i know it's long but bear with me...You mean like career? Uh, I don't know. I've, I've thought
about this quite a bit sir, and I'd have to say considering
what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything,
buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to
sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or
processed, or... process anything sold, bought or processed, or
repair anything sold, bought or processed, you know, as a career
I don't want to do that. So, uh, my father's in the army, he
wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what
I've been doing lately is kickboxing, which is really a, uh, new
sport, but I think it's got a good future. As far as career
longevity goes, I don't really know, because, you know, you can't
really tell. Your training sticks (?) as a fighter, you know,
but it's no good, you know, you have to be great, but I can't
really tell if I'm great until I've had a couple of pro fights.
But I haven't been knocked out yet. I don't know, I can't figure
it all out tonight sir, I'm going to hang with your daughter.

IkeaBoy

08-22-2001, 06:11 AM

Hey girl, is Ghost World really a good movie? I've heard things and wondering if I should see it.

A few more quotes:

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row"- Clerks

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room" Dr. Strangelove
"I'm afraid I cannot do that Dave"- 2001: A Space Odyssey

"What manner of man is this who can summon up fire without flint or tinder"- Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

"Johnson?"- Big Lebowski

"We're all in this together"- Brazil

"I was cured all right"- A Clockwork Orange

"When deep space exploration revs up it will be the corporations that name everything- the IBM Stellarsphere, the Microsoft galaxy, Planet Starbucks"- Fight Club

"You mean you're going to quit?" "No, I'm just not going to go anymore"- Office Space

"He's a sadist!!" - Devil's Advocate (underrated flick)

"She challegned my libido, I felt obligated to defend myself"- Mallrats

"Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"- In the Company of Men

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

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Captain Rooster

08-22-2001, 06:16 AM

lil chicklet - SAY ANYTHING could quite possible be the greatest couple movie of all time....

(SINGING) "He...likes girls...with names like Ashley...and tamplaine......That'll never be me...that'll never be me...that'll never be..never be me no....no...never..no.no..never ever....don't you even think it!"

Who was that from Say Anything?

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TomPoo

08-22-2001, 06:23 AM

SWINGERS:

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

Sue: Shivering.

Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue: You're like a big bear, man.

Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?

Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.

Sue: Honestly, man.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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The Blowhard

08-22-2001, 07:39 AM

"Goodbye Godzilla, goodbye"!-Godzilla vs King Kong
"Legalize murder, eat shit"-Pink Plamingos
"Don't fuck with the Wongs"-The Wanderers
"Who wants to die for art"?-Female Trouble
"I want pancakes"-Fargo

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Captain Rooster

08-22-2001, 07:45 AM

house keeping ...want me jerk you off?
-TommyBOY

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Captain Rooster

08-24-2001, 10:40 AM

"mini-me stop HUMPING the lazer...."

"You know, I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their heads!"

"I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

"I'm going to turn the moon into what I like to call a death star."

DR EVIL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jafter

08-25-2001, 07:46 AM

" Aw they're drunk how the hell do you they know where we're going."

MoeSyzslak

08-25-2001, 07:18 PM

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

stump12

08-26-2001, 04:54 AM

"we goin sizzler, we goin sizzler"

"only a man whos soul is pure may have the knife, and only a man whos ass is narrow can get down these stairs"

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didnt exsist."
"i do believe in god but the only thing that scares me is Keiser Soze"

gone postal!
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Gvac

08-26-2001, 06:42 AM

"Funny how, like a clown?"
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"I can make it!"
"My style? You could call it the art of fighting without fighting."

Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts

WALRUS

08-26-2001, 07:40 AM

"They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal"

"Did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor"

"They took the bar the whole bar"

I am the walrus koo koo ka choo

girl germs

08-26-2001, 08:37 AM

"Hey girl, is Ghost World really a good movie? I've heard things and wondering if I should see it."

ikeaboy, i'm really sorry i didn't check this thread out before you actually went to see ghost world. i'm glad you like it though! i think it's one of those movies which you can go see over and over again...it's that good.

"(SINGING) "He...likes girls...with names like Ashley...and tamplaine......That'll never be me...that'll never be me...that'll never be..never be me no....no...never..no.no..never ever....don't you even think it!"

Who was that from Say Anything?"

ltrooster, that was corey who said that. her character was played by lili taylor, who is one of my favorite actors. you should check her out in "household saints" and "i shot andy warhol".

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

lil chicklet

08-27-2001, 06:27 AM

thw weird looking chick who sang like 27 songs about her exboyfriend Joe

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

lil chicklet

08-27-2001, 06:31 AM

Glengarry Glen Ross

Blake: These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. To you, these are gold; you do not get these. Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.

Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize.] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

Blake: Your name is "your wanting," and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. Got that, you fuckin' faggots?

Blake: A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

Moss: Who are you? What's your name?
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?

Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you! That's my name!
[Moss laughs.]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.

Moss: We don't gotta sit here and listen to this.
Blake: You sure don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired!

Moss: That guy's a fuckin' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a fuckin' asshole.

Moss: Fuck the machine, fuck the machine, FUCK THE MACHINE!!

Blake: Coffee is for closers!

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

Captain Rooster

08-27-2001, 09:55 AM

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"silence...I will not tolerate your insolence!"

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lil chicklet

08-27-2001, 10:32 AM

"On my signal unleash hell" - Gladiator

"stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you." - Last of the Mohicians

Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. - Shawshank Redemption

Obi-wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
Han Solo: She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

lil chicklet

08-27-2001, 10:48 AM

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Pulp Fiction

Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain: Many of us volunteered to fight for the Union. Some came mainly because we were bored at home and this looked like it might be fun. Some came because we were ashamed not to. Many came because it was the right thing to do. This is a different kind of army. If you look at history you'll see men fight for pay, or women, or some other kind of loot. They fight for land, or because a king makes them, or just because they like killing. But we're here for something new. This hasn't happened much in the history of the world. We are an army out to set other men free. America should be free ground, from here to the Pacific Ocean. No man has to bow, no man born to royalty. Here we judge you by what you do, not by who your father was. Here you can be something. Here you can build a home. But it's not the land. There's always more land. It's the idea that we all have value, you and me. What we're fighting for, in the end, is each other. Sorry. Didn't mean to preach. - Gettysburg

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

Sunrisa

08-27-2001, 12:25 PM

my signature quote is from they live. i highly recommend it. it is a very creepy social commentary.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

Maddog00

08-27-2001, 12:57 PM

"Its over Prime.."

"No time for love, Doctor Jones."

"Noish, noish, noish, schmokin weed, schmokin weed, doing coke, drinkin' beers. A pack of wraps, my good man. It's time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!"

Jackie put it best when he said, "YEEEEEEEAAAAAH."
SEE-YA!

redblastoff

08-27-2001, 01:18 PM

"This is what happens when you f^@& a strainger in the a$$"

John Goodman in the
Big Lebowski

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Now I'm starving.

brettdavid55

08-27-2001, 01:23 PM

that would be Monster Squad. One of my all time favs, as I was an 80's kid.

ChildofFez

08-27-2001, 01:36 PM

Clerks:

" Hey are there any balls down there...?"

Jay: "2 the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry."

"..and on the 8th day god created beer"

The Blowhard

11-21-2001, 02:18 PM

Jack Nicholson in "Prizzi's Honor": "How can somebody so fucking smart be so fucking dead"?

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gone

11-22-2001, 04:25 PM

"i have 2 words for you.. BRUSH YP TEETH" -tank girl
"you guys are all woohoo and shit"-airheads
"hey look its a scooner."
"you dumb bastard its not a scooner its a sailboat"
" a scooner is a sailboat"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY.... THAT OVER THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT"
-mallrats.. god i hope i didnt fuck that up for fear of Brodieman lol

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Ralphy Ramone

11-22-2001, 05:36 PM

Marmalard....dead.
Wormer.......dead.
Neidermeyer..DEAD!

Ralphy Ramone

11-22-2001, 05:40 PM

What's that?
Shark sandwich.
Looks like shit sandwich!

Mine goes to eleven...

nickeye

11-22-2001, 06:42 PM

The best "holy shit" of all time: just after Cameron sends his dad's Ferrari through the window.

And from Ferris: "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

I think I'll stay home from work tomorrow.

--NickEye

The Blowhard

03-11-2003, 09:11 PM

"Mothraaaaaaah": the tiny Asian twins in "Mothra".
"YOU NIGGAH"!!!!!!!: James Mason in "Mandingo".
"To all my friends"!!!! Mickey Rourke in "Barfly".

fezident

03-12-2003, 12:42 AM

"You can't handle the truth!"

"To infinity and beyond!!"

"We just put the future of this planet in the hands of a bunch o' retards that I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!"

"You've been missing alot of work lately, haven't you?"
"I wouldn't exactly say I've been 'missing it', Bob."

"Did they pass the tests?"
"We'll one of their bad cholesterol levels is shockingly bad and in another, I found traces of a sedative called Ketamine"
" Doctor, People use sedatives all the time!"
"But this stuff is normally used on horses!"
"Well.... some of these guys are pretty big"

"The Force will be with you... always."

"First class. It used to mean better food..... now it means a better life."

"What would you do with a million bucks?"
"Two chicks at the same time."
"You don't need a million bucks to do that!"
"To find two chicks to get down on a guy like me you would."

"Are you two The Police??" "No Ma'am... we're Musicians" "We're on a mission from God"

"Where are you going?!?" "I have to clean my pussy." "We'll how long are you gonna be??" "Two seconds. You want it clean don't you?"

Fez 4 Prez!!

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 07:55 AM

You know what I like about high school girls? What?
The older I get, they stay the same age. - Matthew Maconahey/Dazed & Confused

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 07:59 AM

Too Boku, Too Boku. Now what your looking at here is pure 100% Alabama black snake. O.K. ,o.k.

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 08:03 AM

Make a move and the nigger gets it!!!!!- Blazing Saddles

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 08:04 AM

Fields and fields of wacky weedus- History of the world/ Gregory Hines

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 08:06 AM

Rolling papyrus,Rolling papyrus

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HAMMERHEAD

03-14-2003, 08:07 AM

It's not a just a joint, it's "SUPER JOINT"

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HAMMERHEAD

03-15-2003, 03:02 PM

Melanie Griffith in Working Girl"I'm not a steak , you can't order me."

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"I'll kill myself for you, I'll kill you for myself"-Phil Anselmo

Meatball

03-15-2003, 03:48 PM

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

y're a vampire! Oh, I'm sorry, was that offensive, should I've said undead american?" (Buffy)

-People who talk in metephors ought to shampoo my crotch.
(nicholson-Good As It Gets)

-I'm going to go home grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way.
(hanks-league of their own)

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high fly

03-19-2003, 04:18 PM

"We'll always have Paris" ----Casablanca

" and they ask me why I drink"

guttersnipe

03-19-2003, 09:33 PM

Respect the cock... and tame the cunt!
Magnolia

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness
and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of
rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in
a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I
knew such lovely pictures!
A Clockwork Orange

I want some more.
Interview with the Vampire

We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of
dreams.

and

So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.
Bram Stoker's Dracula

This must be where pies go when they die.
Twin Peaks (ok, technically not a movie, but still)

I would give anything if you were two people, so that I
could call up the one who's my friend and tell her about
the one that I like *so much*!

and

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and
desperation made us more attractive?
Broadcast News

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
All About Eve

Why don't you light your tampon and blow your box
apart, because it's likely the only bang you'll ever get,
sweetheart!

and

There are two things I don't like about you, Felicia. Your
face, so how about shutting both of them?
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

So I'm licking his balls and the next thing I know, he
cums in my eye and he's out the door. Gone. You ever
get cum in your eye Gabriel, HMM? It BURNS.
Trick (The fabulous Miss Coco Peru must be seen
and heard to be appreciated, especially with this
quote)

and every line Merlin spoke in Excalibur and
every line Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said in Full
Metal Jacket.

~guttersnipe

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Shecky

03-23-2003, 06:20 PM

Mr. Green - "I'm a plant"
Ms. Scarlet - "I thought they called guys like you a fruit"

Green - "I'm going home to sleep with my wife"

CLUE

Peter Baker- "What the frig is this?
Johnny Bird - "It's a Popover."

Thug 1 - "I once drove 45 miles to a place I heard had good marinara sauce"
Thug 2 - "how was it?"
Thug 1 - "PLEASE"

Barney - "Have you ever been wrong about anything?"
Hanah - "YES, ONCE!"
Vinnie - "The shoes right, the shoe are tragic"

Vinnie - "You and that DA maybe?"
Barney - "Better chance of you and her."
Vinnie - "Nah she's not for me, I like them a little more, I don't know, Dirty."
MY BLUE HEAVEN

"The way I looked at it....Everybody took a beating once in a while"

"What? I never dug a hole before."

GOODFELLAS

Army Recruiter - "Are any of you gentlemen Homosexual?"
Winger - "You mean like flaming?"
AR - "It's just procedure"
Russel & Winger - "No"
Russel - "We are not homosexuals but we are willing to learn"
Winger - "Why do they send you someplace special?"

Cruiser - "They call me the cruiser cause I like fast cars and fast women."

OX - "I swallowed a lot aggression....along with a lot of pizzas HEH HEH HEH."

STRIPES

The Waco Kid - "Oh boys look at what I got me over here"
Sheriff - "WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?"

"UP YOURS NIGGER"
BLAZING SADDLES

Count De Monet - "YOU LOOK LIKE THE PISS BOY"
King - "AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT!!"

King - "IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING"

History of the World Part I

Later On,
SHECKY

fezident

03-23-2003, 09:12 PM

"I'll never tell"

Fez 4 Prez!!

HAMMERHEAD

03-28-2003, 09:31 AM

suck it, suck it you bitch -Pretty much any Porno

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DJEvelEd

03-28-2003, 10:09 AM

"If I was a fag I could get laid in the subway"
Vince Vaughn in Made

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The Chairman

03-28-2003, 11:58 AM

"You know what the fellow said: In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love--they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.''

Harry Lime - The Third Man

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The Chairman

03-28-2003, 12:03 PM

IMHO - this thread should be moved to Entertainment.

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slanted and enchanted...
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Roadgirl3

05-14-2003, 07:06 PM

"my advice to you is to start drinking heavily." Bluto to Flounder in Animal House, after wrecking the car.

Go tell someone who cares...

Def Dave in SC

05-15-2003, 10:03 AM

"Well I got news for ya pal. You ain't rulin but two things-jack and shit"

Ash-Army of Darkness

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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Much Love to my Homie dcpete

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RageCage

05-15-2003, 10:59 AM

"This weed was the shiznitobamsnipsnapsac!"-Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

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Kool and the mother fuckin gang.

UCF:AYBABTU

Def Dave in SC

05-15-2003, 11:15 AM

"In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king. And in the land of the skunks, the mean with half a nose is king!"--Chris Farley, Dirty Work

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
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Bill From Yorktown

05-15-2003, 11:52 AM

"Prune juice... you boys aint getting shit out of me" - Slim Pickens, 1941

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Spoil-Sport

05-15-2003, 11:58 AM

"I've got 2 words for you...shut the fuck up!" - Robert DeNiro/Midnight Run

"Goddamn hairy ass banana head" - Ruth Gordon/Every Which Way But Loose

Dennis Hopper telling Christopher Walken about the Moors in True Romance

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Shecky

05-17-2003, 06:48 AM

I have a black belt in Akito.....and the boots to match.

WHOS HARRY CRUMB?

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PRAY FOR THE TROOPS!!!!

Later On,
SHECKY

MrPink

08-31-2005, 10:24 AM

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Yosammity

08-31-2005, 11:27 AM

"'Cause this is for the girl who loves me. The girl who cares for me, for who I am, not what I look like. I wanted you to know what you'd be missing. You think I don't appreciate art. You think I don't understand fashion. You think I'm not hip. You think I'm pathetic, a nerd, a lard-ass fatso. You think I'm shit. Well, you're wrong. 'Cause I'm champagne. And you're shit. And till the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit."Can anyone identify that one? 

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Mike Teacher

08-31-2005, 11:47 AM

Yosammity no clue, but there was a Movie Quote Quiz on wackbag that became favorite movie quotes, and dammit, the Quiz was cool as hell.Instead of just giving your fave line, give a line from a movie, see if others know what flick. I loved it.Example: There is at least one other movie where the exact line 'We're gonna need a bigger boat' is said besides Jaws. Anyone? 

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XMRonFez

09-03-2005, 09:47 AM

quote: Example: There is at least one other movie where the exact line 'We're gonna need a bigger boat' is said besides Jaws. Anyone?   I cheated and searched for it, but In "Rugrats Go Wild" 2003 one of the rugrats said it. I swear I never saw this and never plan on it. 

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb...

zentraed

09-03-2005, 10:20 AM

quote: 

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb... Jack Nicholson in Batman. Here's one I read in a quote book I used to have and finally stumbled across the movie:  "Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love."

fiestygal

09-03-2005, 11:13 AM

REDMAN in HOW HIGH "How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!"

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

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fiestygal

09-03-2005, 11:16 AM

THE WHOOPIE BOYS butler: "I'm HUMPING the butler"Paul Rodregies: "well who's FUCKING the maid?"

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

Mike Teacher

09-03-2005, 12:14 PM

I cheated and searched for it, but In "Rugrats Go Wild" 2003 one of the rugrats said it. I swear I never saw this and never plan on it. =Didn't know it was there either. The movie I'm talking about has Johnny Depp with the line 'we're gonna need a bigger boat' I couldnt pick a rugrat out of a lineup.

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booster11373

09-03-2005, 12:18 PM

quote: "Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!" Bachelor Party

JUST SAY NO.....to pimping

PhishHead

09-03-2005, 01:19 PM

Mike it would be Pirates of the Carribbean (sp?) 

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murfee

09-03-2005, 01:30 PM

bodicker in robocop bitches leeeve

joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it

XMRonFez

09-03-2005, 01:40 PM

I used to have a friend that kind of looked like a rugrat... "Don't knock masturbation, It's sex with someone I love" is a Woody Allen quote, I'm not sure which movie... 

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb...

XMRonFez

09-03-2005, 01:51 PM

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat was In "Blow" with Johnny Depp... Thanks for the hint. <img height="150" src="http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/movies/blow8.jpg" width="117" border="0" />

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb...

Stewie

09-03-2005, 02:27 PM

OK this is a new one, but it's pretty damn funny.<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0005562/">John Beckwith</a>: You look beat. Soft mattress? <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000681/">Jeremy Grey</a>: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm1218757/">Todd Cleary</a>: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back! <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000681/">Jeremy Grey</a>: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.How could I forget this one!? (Ermie Edit at your service)

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Ndugu

09-03-2005, 02:50 PM

Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

MrPink

09-03-2005, 03:04 PM

Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows overFull Metal Jacket! hahaha totally

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Mike Teacher

09-03-2005, 03:19 PM

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat was In "Blow" with Johnny Depp... Thanks for the hint.=yep; Johny Depp in 'Blow' when they are dealing with the boxes of money.=Who said this, in what movie?People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance, because they think you took the easy way out, when no one could imagine the willpower it took to do what we do. Walking the streets, night after night, taking the hits and still getting back up.

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PhishHead

09-03-2005, 03:23 PM

Mike,  thats from Monster isnt it?  i fuckin hated that movie.heres mine"Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all." 

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FUNKMAN

09-03-2005, 06:55 PM

Sarah Michele Gellar - cruel intentions" if you win you can put it anywhere "

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FUNKMAN

09-04-2005, 12:43 PM

eldest son: "dad, i dont know why you're getting so upset, you don't even believe in god"dad: "yeah but that doesn't mean i stopped being a good catholic"same movieeldest sons ex-girlfriend: "you know you're the only white cab driver in new york"eldest son: "yeah but i imagine it beats sucking dick for a living"eldest sons ex-girlfriend: "that depends on who's dick it is"

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mikeyboy

09-04-2005, 12:46 PM

quote: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat was In "Blow" with Johnny Depp... Thanks for the hint.=yep; Johny Depp in 'Blow' when they are dealing with the boxes of money. Isn't it in Clerks too?  Salsa shark!

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PhishHead

09-04-2005, 01:15 PM

quote:eldest son: "dad, i dont know why you're getting so upset, you don't even believe in god"dad: "yeah but that doesn't mean i stopped being a good catholic"same movieeldest sons ex-girlfriend: "you know you're the only white cab driver in new york"eldest son: "yeah but i imagine it beats sucking dick for a living"eldest sons ex-girlfriend: "that depends on who's dick it is"

 Ahh that would be "She's the One" Edward Burns movies always tend to have good quotes. 

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FUNKMAN

09-04-2005, 01:28 PM

Ahh that would be "She's the One"  Edward Burns movies always tend to have good quotes. you are absolutely correct sir... the exchanges between the younger son and the chaueffer are great as well...

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PhishHead

09-04-2005, 02:31 PM

oh defintely those are good.  The dad has the best part though, and he works very well with Burns 

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HBox

09-04-2005, 02:44 PM

"Milk was a bad choice!" 

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Mike Teacher

09-04-2005, 02:49 PM

Mike,  thats from Monster isnt it?  i fuckin hated that movie.=Yep; it's from Monster. Hated it? Damn, I thought it was good, but I like depressing movies and followed the Aileen Weurnos case pretty close when it went down; being from flah-duh.

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FUNKMAN

09-04-2005, 05:18 PM

Mike,  thats from Monster isnt it?  a few months ago i caught the 1/2 end of the movie and during the scene 'towards the end' where Theron is sitting on the curb or against the wall of a store with Ricci and crying i said to myself "she deserves an academy award for that scene alone". before that i never even heard of the movie and the next day i checked into it to find out she won an academy award...  no big thing but that's the first time i ever reacted that way towards someone's acting...anyway, here's one:"Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment! " 

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Bulldogcakes

09-05-2005, 05:24 PM

A related siteuseless movie quotes.com (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/)  

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My site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)

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XMRonFez

09-05-2005, 05:35 PM

quote: "Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment! "  Was it Bruce Leroy ? <img height="140" src="http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/26/61/91m.jpg" width="95" border="0" />

Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb...

high fly

09-05-2005, 07:39 PM

Can anyone quote "The Repo Code" from Repo Man?That always used to crack me up. " ...and they ask me why I drink" <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

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PapaBear

09-05-2005, 07:45 PM

I can't quote it, but my favorite Repo Man line was "Let's get sushi...  and not PAY!"It was even my personal quote in my high school yearbook. 

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FUNKMAN

09-05-2005, 08:10 PM

quote:  "Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment! "  Was it Bruce Leroy ? ShoNuff!  The Last Dragon

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kevcala

09-07-2005, 08:38 PM

"I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are.  We're looking up money laundering in the dictionary"  -Not my all time favorite or anything but it had me laughing tonight. 


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Mars24

09-07-2005, 10:13 PM

ADRIAN!!!   Rocky

Nice girl from a nice family. Nice girl from a nice family,she's a HOOKER!

A.J.

09-07-2005, 11:12 PM

quote: Can anyone quote "The Repo Code" from Repo Man?That always used to crack me up. " ...and they ask me why I drink" <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig! This message was edited by high fly on 9-5-05 @ 11:39 PM "I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof. Nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. That's what I call the repo code kid. Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore."    

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XMRonFez

09-08-2005, 01:29 AM

My favorite line from Repo Man..... "you'll find one in every car"<img height="314" src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7601/repo8opt.jpg" width="391" border="0" />

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Mike Teacher

09-08-2005, 01:37 AM

College station I ran played the soundtrack album from Repo Man constantly. Yeah yeah, go ahead, play 'Pablo' again... sure... only heard it five times today, and we're a college station...And the money laundering quote is from Office Space.

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ChickenHawk

09-08-2005, 01:38 AM

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IamFogHat

09-08-2005, 03:45 AM

"Why you gotta be wastin' my flava', damn!" -Special K

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kevcala

09-08-2005, 06:19 AM

quote:"Why you gotta be wastin' my flava', damn!" -Special K 
 "What 2 hoes?" 

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fiestygal

09-12-2005, 08:36 PM

'DONT BE SKERRRED, ITS ONLY PUSSY"- Redman

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

"Let's have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and booze!"

FUNKMAN

09-12-2005, 08:41 PM

" Now look at that. Someone threw away a perfectly good white man "

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XMRonFez

09-13-2005, 09:37 PM

quote: " Now look at that. Someone threw away a perfectly good white man " <img height="260" src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/menatwork.jpg" width="144" border="0" />I loved this stupid movie... 

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tele7

09-13-2005, 09:47 PM

quote: My favorite line from Repo Man..... "you'll find one in every car"<img height="314" src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7601/repo8opt.jpg" width="391" border="0" /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg" border="0" /> "Plate of Shrimp"

tele7

09-13-2005, 09:50 PM

Anything Tanner says in any of the Bad News Bears movies...

Photoshop Mike

09-13-2005, 09:57 PM

THE PUNISHER 2004HARRY HECK to FRANK CASTLE ( THE PUNISHER)" You are one dumb sonnova bitch.. bring a knife to a gun fight "

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BrooklynKat

09-14-2005, 06:52 AM

I love my dead gay son! (Heathers)

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FUNKMAN

09-14-2005, 07:33 AM

there was a good line in a Jack Lemon movie i think it was The Apartment, it went something like:it took the Goomba Brothers 4 days to move my furniture in and it took a couple drug addicts 2 hours to take it all out...

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johnnie.$2

09-14-2005, 10:07 AM

Super Troopers ...Farva:"I can say meow.  I can moo!"

everybody gets $2.00
johnnie.$2

torker

09-14-2005, 02:50 PM

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?                             <img height="140" src="http://moviejungle.com/images/t_shawshankP.jpg" width="96" border="0" />

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A.J.

09-15-2005, 12:53 AM

quote: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?                             <img height="140" src="http://moviejungle.com/images/t_shawshankP.jpg" width="96" border="0" /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/toyy.jpg" border="0" /> When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long... If I hear so much as a mouse fart, I swear by God you will ALL visit the infirmary.If I hear so much as a mouse fart, I swear by God you will ALL visit the infirmary.

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stavers

09-15-2005, 03:55 AM

Is it safe ? Is it safe?!   Marathon Man

DanielSan

09-15-2005, 07:16 PM

quote: Silent Bob: [T]here's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.Silent Bob: [T]here's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.You let life get in your way"-Love Spit Love~~  awsoem fuckign quote from clerks, i love that

dreamcatcher72

09-17-2005, 11:52 PM

"No more yanky my wanky""lake...big lake""whips, chips, chains and dips"

It's always better in the morning,
Dreamcatcher72

PaulF

09-20-2005, 07:08 PM

Don't know if anyone posted them (too tired to read the whole thread again):"I got two words for you... shut the fuck up!" - DiNiro - Midnight Run"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!" - Roddy Piper - They Live

FUNKMAN

09-20-2005, 07:14 PM

<pre>GROUCHO:"You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open."</pre><pre>
CHICO:"Haha you're crazy, I got a pair of shoes."</pre>Groucho/Chico in Animal Crackers (movie)good stuff!<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> 

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tele7

09-20-2005, 07:25 PM

Spinal Tap:IAN: "Were cancelled here"Reply:  "At the hotel"?

tele7

09-20-2005, 07:27 PM

Spinal Tap:"They were or still booing them while we were on stage"

FUNKMAN

09-20-2005, 07:41 PM

What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk?

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Monkey_Junk

09-20-2005, 07:44 PM

"ikeaboy has good taste in movies." — Monkey Junk<div> </div><div>"I meant to do that." — PeeWee's Big Adventure

</div>

This message was edited by Monkey_Junk on 9-20-05 @ 11:46 PM

tele7

09-20-2005, 10:25 PM

quote: Spinal Tap:"They were or still booing them while we were on stage"or?  boy oh boy! i sure can kill a thread.

Frosty_Sacknuts

09-20-2005, 11:20 PM

no big thing but that's the first time i ever reacted that way towards someone's acting...Ever see Deniro in "Awakenings"? No Scarface?  "All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I dont breakem for noone"Others:Let me ask you something, when you came up here today did you see a sign on my front lawn that said "dead nigger storage"?  C'mon Jimmy you know I aint seen no shit like...DONT FUCKING JIMMY ME JEWELS, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEE A SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN THAT SAID DEAD NIGGER STORAGE????No.And do you wanna know why you didnt see that sign?  Why.Cause it's not there cause STORING DEAD NIGGERS AINT MY FUCKING BUISNESS!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Youre gonna make it!No I'm not man, I'm dying hereOh.....I'm sorry, I didnt realize you were a doctor, are you a doctor?NoWell Youre gonna be O.k, come one say it...........SAY THE GODAMN FUCKING WORDS!!I dont know the Dogs stuff so that messed up but close enough

Thanks,

Frosty_Sacknuts

FUNKMAN

09-21-2005, 05:55 AM

"I remember those cheers, They still ring in my ears, And for years they remain in my thoughts. 'Cause one night I took off my robe, And what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. I recall every fall, every hook, every jab, The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab, As you know, my life wasn't drab. Though I'd rather hear you cheer When I delve into Shakespeare … 'A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!' I haven't had a winner in six months. And though I'm no Olivier, If he fought Sugar Ray, he would say That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. So give me a stage Where this bull here can rage, And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite. That's entertainment."

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FUNKMAN

09-21-2005, 06:00 AM

’’It wasn’t him, Charlie. It was you. You ’member that night in the Garden you came down my dressing room and said. ’Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson.’ You ’member that? ’This ain’t your night!’ My night I could had taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark, and what do I get? A one way ticket to Palookaville

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East Side Dave

09-21-2005, 07:23 AM

"Whoooops! Hahahahha!"-Steve Buscemi, Fargo

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EliSnow

09-21-2005, 08:03 AM

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did."  Duck Soup"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."  Animal Crackers

FUNKMAN

09-21-2005, 08:30 AM

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. 

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EliSnow

09-21-2005, 10:06 AM

quote: ’’It wasn’t him, Charlie. It was you. You ’member that night in the Garden you came down my dressing room and said. ’Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson.’ You ’member that? ’This ain’t your night!’ My night I could had taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark, and what do I get? A one way ticket to Palookaville <img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" /> How about the rest?  <blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px">"You was my brother Charlie, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit.  You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take those dives for the short-end money." [/quote]I'll leave the most famous part out for now. 

This message was edited by MrTerrific on 9-21-05 @ 2:25 PM

EliSnow

09-21-2005, 10:11 AM

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?""Joey, did you ever hang around a gymanisum?""Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?""Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

EliSnow

09-21-2005, 10:16 AM

"I don't know.  I'm making this up as I go."

This message was edited by MrTerrific on 9-21-05 @ 2:19 PM

CYYYFYYY

09-21-2005, 01:48 PM

IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!   Meatballs

Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
I am just a Simple jewish Boy
from the Lower east Side
I am the CYYYFYYY

flatterfit

09-21-2005, 01:57 PM

quote: Movie- "Something to Talk About"Movie- "Something to Talk About"Kyra Segewick playing Julia Roberts sister..."Just call him up and ask him what he likes to eat, and if he says pussy tell him to come right over!"

flatterfit

09-21-2005, 02:00 PM

"Call him up and ask him what he likes to eat, and if he says pussy tell him to come over"Kyra Segewick's character to Julia Roberts in "Something to talk about"

DJEvelEd

09-25-2005, 03:19 PM

In Carlito's Way Rise To Power:Detective says to the Drug Dealers: "There's people stumbling around in East Harlem trying to suck their own dick because of the stuff you're putting on the streets!"

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Clutch

09-25-2005, 03:51 PM

American Physco .... "Don't just stare at it, eat it"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/clutch43/40380969_m.jpg

FUNKMAN

09-25-2005, 03:55 PM

Salvy, this ain't funny anymore. Is it you? I know somebody's there. I can hear you breathin'. You listenin'? Your mother sucks fuckin' big fuckin' elephant dicks. You got that?

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EliSnow

09-26-2005, 07:28 AM

<blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px">"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it. " [/quote]That's true, by the way.<img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/ambrose.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by MrTerrific on 9-26-05 @ 11:31 AM

XMRonFez

09-26-2005, 09:12 AM

The Shorn Scrotum Line is always cut out when I see it on TV... <img height="212" src="http://www.afterhoursacoustic.com/Dr_Evil.JPG" width="247" border="0" />

<img border=0 src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetXMRonFez.jpg">

terryc35

09-26-2005, 09:50 AM

"What one man can do another can do" - Anthony Hopkins, THE EDGE"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" - Unknown, ROADHOUSE...and my grandmother, she dropped acid and highjacked a school bus full of Penguins....so it's kind of a family emergency."  John Cusack, Better Off Dead

hedges

03-01-2007, 09:11 PM

From Resevoir Dogs:
Michael Madsen's character,
"Are you going to bark all day
little doggie? Or are you going
to bite?"

FUNKMAN

03-01-2007, 09:40 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Salvy, this ain't funny anymore. Is it you? I know somebody's there. I can hear you breathin'. You listenin'? Your mother sucks fuckin' big fuckin' elephant dicks. You got that?<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQCRAl4WyHLYmr7dmRaNq9LkFDSutySVXtZT!2DBFo9cdLLOy T0wW*F93FRtcPlf*xMPhVXRGqhe6SJySdgLcTKyu!jrvKbU!du NFBLOnRJxEbhL0qxR9qln3GX9xzMO/FUNKMAN.JPG?dc=4675521713262985004" border="0" width="144" height="174" /> i miss my old sig  <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />it's a Frazetta

satan-2

03-01-2007, 10:52 PM

the usual suspects:the ending sentence right before the credits:the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist, and like that...he was gone.tada.

narc

03-02-2007, 12:05 AM

One of my favorites, in requiem for a dream when Big Tim pulls out his dick so Marian can suck it for coke money, he says: "I know it's pretty baby. But I didn't take it out for air."

PapaBear

03-02-2007, 12:13 AM

The River's Edge..."The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER. "

Mike Teacher

03-02-2007, 09:26 AM

Beats me if its been in the thread already but ya gotta love Roddy Piper's line in "They Live"...'I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum...'[hope I got it right]

sandyjat

03-02-2007, 09:52 AM

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top">My favorite quote is from that one movie, can't think of the name of it. But it's a western movie and the quote is "I'll Be Your Huckle Berry"</td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

torker

03-02-2007, 06:59 PM

sandyjat wrote: <table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top">My favorite quote is from that one movie, can't think of the name of it. But it's a western movie and the quote is "I'll Be Your Huckle Berry"</td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"> </td></tr></tbody></table><img src="http://www.evilscience.net/institutions/halloffame/val.gif" border="0" width="191" height="265" />

torker

03-02-2007, 07:05 PM

<img src="http://www.evilscience.net/institutions/halloffame/val.gif" border="0" width="191" height="265" /> I'm your huckleberry.

Captain Rooster

03-02-2007, 07:15 PM

"Nice night for a walk.""Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean, right?"       --Terminator http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/terminator/othersarah.jpg

Captain Rooster

03-02-2007, 07:20 PM

p.s. It's wild that I started this thread pre-9/11--old school. GVAC quote from earlier this thread" "Steamrolling toward 1,000 posts."

This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 3-3-07 @ 8:39 AM

torker

03-02-2007, 07:35 PM

<img src="http://www.cult-cinema.ru/pictures/actors/lance_fenton.jpg" border="0" width="88" height="125" /> I love my dead gay son.                            ~Kurt's dad~

TjM

03-03-2007, 08:27 AM

I FOUND MY GUITAH...IT'S ALL SCRATCHED UP......IT'S ALL SCRATCHED UP ZUZU

Golfman

03-03-2007, 08:30 AM

Grumpy Old MenWalter Matthau is watching the weather on TV and the newscaster says in an obvious cheap local new s voice "brrrrrrrrrrrrrr, its going to be a cold one out there"Matthau replies with my favorite quote as he digs into his Maccaroni & Cheese TV dinner "Oh shut up fat ass!!!!"

drjoek

03-03-2007, 09:24 AM

ScarfaceAll I have in this world is balls and my word.

Jughead

03-03-2007, 09:35 AM

I don't know Clark I ought not go down that hill with nothing between my brain and the ground but a piece of government plastic...Clark:'Do you really think it matter's Eddie??"Xmas Vacation...

Joe-Block-head

03-03-2007, 09:45 AM

sthpeakin for my buddy rockvillejoe, thince he has lifetime banned hithelf, he would have thaid, from mean threetths, (that's mean streets') johnnyboy, " Where did ya get the hat? Ya like this hat? This is a $ Dobbs hat. ...". the bethts, daddy! 

This message was edited by Joe-Block-head on 3-3-07 @ 1:47 PM

TjM

03-03-2007, 09:45 AM

Merry Christmas.......SH***er was full!

Don Stugots

03-03-2007, 09:55 AM

TjM wrote: I FOUND MY GUITAH...IT'S ALL SCRATCHED UP......IT'S ALL SCRATCHED UP ZUZU you have to shave before you leave your house..... and i dont mean your legs.

TjM

03-03-2007, 10:03 AM

<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> I think I was around 10 when that came out. My friend and I thought it was the greatest movie ever

Don Stugots

03-03-2007, 10:07 AM

TjM wrote: <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> I think I was around 10 when that came out. My friend and I thought it was the greatest movie ever do did i.  what did i know?

bobrobot

04-08-2007, 06:34 PM

Dennis Hopper as Feck in River's Edge, "I ate so much pussy back in my biker days my beard looked like a glazed doughnut !"

PapaBear

04-08-2007, 06:48 PM

I'm pretty sure I already posted this, but since Bobo brought up River's Edge, it's worth repeating.

"The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER."

edit... damn. I posted just one page ago.

BLZBUBBA

04-08-2007, 07:34 PM

"At my signal...unleash hell." -GLADIATOR

Matty_poo

04-10-2007, 01:03 PM

"is there a sign outside my house that says dead ni...*matt is yanked from the computer*

CofyCrakCocaine

04-10-2007, 01:44 PM

"is there a sign outside my house that says dead nappy-headed ho storage?" "That's cuz storing dead nappy-headed ho's ain't my fucking business Jules!"

Fixed it for ya

blutarszky

04-10-2007, 04:55 PM

"arrugula...it's a vegetable"
my blue heaven

blutarszky

04-10-2007, 04:57 PM

i want to wish you both good luck....we're all counting on you

blutarszky

04-10-2007, 04:59 PM

"he took my thumb, bedbug took my thumb.
it's not like i fucked his daughter or something.
i stole money."
the pope of greenwich village

blutarszky

04-10-2007, 05:00 PM

"what do you need a fancy suit for charlie?
you got no job to wear it to anyway man."

blutarszky

04-10-2007, 05:09 PM

"sarah conner?"

detectivemike

04-10-2007, 11:22 PM

"Leave the gun, take the cannolis" GODFATHER

mildly amusing

04-26-2007, 11:02 AM

Back to School

Diane: Whoever *did* write this doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut!

Thornton Melon: [on the phone] ... and *another* thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the check!

Thornton Melon: Fuck me? Hey, Kurt, can you read lips, *fuck you*! Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum!

JerryTaker

04-29-2007, 05:35 AM

Sin City:

"Power don't come frome a badge, or a gun; Power comes from lying. Lying big and the whole damn world plays along with ya. When you've got everyone believing what they know in thier hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls"

mendyweiss

04-29-2007, 07:18 AM

From "Nowhere"
What is the best thing about getting a blowjob after you are married ?
Five minutes of silence !

tele7

04-29-2007, 07:50 AM

"What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?

"Keep it to yourself"

Broadcast News

Slumbag

04-29-2007, 11:36 AM

Don't just look at it, EAT it
Patrick Bateman
American Psycho

coachejf2000

05-23-2007, 08:54 PM

i am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and i am all out of bubble gum - rowdy roddy

Don Stugots

05-23-2007, 09:57 PM

"the 90's are gonna make the 60's look like the 50's"

"it takes more than going down to you local video store and picking a copy of easy rider to be a rebel"

NickyL0885

05-24-2007, 12:20 AM

"Vanity! Definately my favorite sin" Al Pacino in Devils Advocate. great great great movie.

NickyL0885

05-24-2007, 12:51 AM

[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! - American Psycho

nassue

05-24-2007, 08:52 AM

"i can't relate to 99% of humanity"

"by the end of the summer you're gonna be full up to your neck in pussy"

"dear josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door, therefore you are gay."

"everyone's too stupid!"

"when did she turn black?" - ghost world

i think this entire movie is one big fucken quote
but i love this

"hope she doesn't get AIDS when he date rapes her"

Sweet_Ness

05-24-2007, 09:32 AM

"You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you? "

"You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you. You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert."

Casino

tupper65

05-24-2007, 09:39 AM

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"

Ghostbusters

ralphbxny

05-24-2007, 10:37 AM

I am a karate man...I bleed on the inside!!!
It aint cool being a jive turkey this close to thanksgiving!!

Both from Trading Places the scene when Eddie Murphy is in jail!

Furtherman

05-24-2007, 10:47 AM

"the '60s rocked, the '70s...well they obviously sucked. Maybe the '80s will be...radical!"

Dazed And Confused

Sweet_Ness

05-24-2007, 11:27 AM

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"

Ghostbusters

another great one!

pladd

07-19-2008, 10:26 PM

I was watching AMC today and The Long Kiss Goodnight was on, so naturally I watched it.

I thought this bit of dialogue from Brian Cox was pretty funny:

Talking about a Pomeranian sitting in a ladies lap:

"It's simple. He's been licking his asshole for three straight hours. I submit to you that there's nothing there worth more than an hour's attention, and I should think whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. *Wouldn't you agree*?"

Coach

07-19-2008, 10:43 PM

"I aint got time to bleed"
"You Got Time to Duck?"

ahhdurr

07-20-2008, 08:12 AM

It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines ...
Full Metal Jacket

paracetamol flanders

07-20-2008, 09:24 AM

Sadie Howard
"What happened? "

Dorothy Wayne
"Well, man meets girl, girl meets husband, husband meets man, man meets sidewalk."

From Go Into Your Dance starring Al Jolson (1935).

hedges

07-20-2008, 11:36 PM

Alex: I was cured alright..

.http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/veronica_chick/aclockworkorange4.gif

Clockwork Orange

hedges

07-25-2008, 12:45 AM

In the Life and the Times of Judge Roy Bean:

A drunk in a saloon starts shooting up the place, saying "I'm Snake River Rufus Cryle a long way from home. Yaaahh! I'm part kin to a gila monster and drank my weight in wolf poison. Massacre. Bloodshed! Famine and drought all put meat on my bones. Hardship and slaughter, my daily bread. I took full-grown long-horn cows with my hands tied. Make violent love to mountain lions. My trigger fingers are itchy . I'm set to go. Red hot."
He keeps shooting holes in the ceiling, the poker players ignore him.
But then he shoots at a picture of the saloons namesake Lilly Langtree; everyone at the poker table gets up and shoots him dead.

Judge Roy Bean: "Justice is the handmaiden of the law."

Slumbag

07-25-2008, 01:03 AM

You don't wanna suck dick at fucking pussy.

Seth Superbad

S0S

07-26-2008, 10:14 PM

Younger Dr. Emmett Brown: 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!

Marty McFly: What-what the hell is a gigawatt?
:smile:

TeeBone

07-27-2008, 05:36 AM

"I know you're partial to convenience stores H.I. but the Sun Don't rise and shine on the corner grocery."

Gail Snoats - GREATEST CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

joethebartender

07-27-2008, 05:47 AM

From Midnight Run:
(Grodin): "are you doing the litmus configuration test?"
(De Niro): "I'm doing the litmus configure-eration test."
"this one's no good."

tileslinger

07-27-2008, 01:46 PM

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

tileslinger

07-27-2008, 01:52 PM

(Shooter) "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

(Happy) "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast"

tileslinger

07-27-2008, 01:56 PM

(Hyman Roth) "This EMPHH is the Life We've Chosen."

tileslinger

07-27-2008, 03:39 PM

No one else o.k...

(Willard) "I asked for a mission and for my sins they gave me one."

(Willard) "Goddamn fucking right never get off the boat...Kurtz got off the boat "

tileslinger

07-28-2008, 01:45 PM

Sorry last one. I thought of at work

(Psychiatrist) So were all these preformed for your mothers benifit?

(Harold) No. I would not say benifit.

Captain Rooster

07-28-2008, 06:40 PM

From The Big Lebowski: "The Dude Abides."

RoseBlood

07-28-2008, 06:53 PM

"sammy gettin maddied to oily bo-hunk"

razorboy

07-28-2008, 07:49 PM

There are so many in Wild Style, and Downtown 81 (aka New York Beat Movie).

hedges

07-29-2008, 11:16 AM

"They, who in the hell is they?!"
"hehehehehehehehehehheh...They?..heheheheheheheh... why they is a plain and fancy they, that's who they is hehehehehe caught you didn't they eh? tied a tin can to your tail...led you in and waltzed you out again...hehehehehhehehe...oh my what a bunch hehehehe ...big tough ones eh hehehehehe...here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with hehehehehe...They, who the hell is they..."

Captain Rooster

07-30-2008, 04:16 PM

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."-Lloyd Dobbler, "Say Anything"

NewYorkDragons80

07-31-2008, 04:23 PM

BinaryBimbo

07-31-2008, 04:34 PM

My favorite line from a movie is "God Dammit I would piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good". (the General in War Games)

Just the thought of that after learning the hard way from touching a coil wire while the motor was running is enough to make me squirm.

Captain Rooster

07-31-2008, 04:40 PM

YEEEEAAAAAH!!!! Rooster made a post!!! Woohoo!! Missed ya, brother. Stay a while this time!

"I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy"
-The Departed
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Thanks, Bro ... here's another:

"Show me the way to go home (bum bum bum) / I'm tired and I wanna go ta bed. I had a lil drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head ... " (Song from "Jaws" ... right before the shark attacks the boat)

Doogie

08-01-2008, 01:26 AM

Everyone loves to say James Earl Jones' speech at the end gives em thrills. But this speech by Burt Lancaster, in one of his final roles, always gives me chills. It is so poetic. And so well done...best speech from "Field of Dreams"

Well, you know I... I never got to bat in the major leagues. I would have liked to have had that chance. Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink. Make him think you know something he doesn't. That's what I wish for. Chance to squint at a sky so blue that it hurts your eyes just to look at it. To feel the tingling in your arm as you connect with the ball. To run the bases - stretch a double into a triple, and flop face-first into third, wrap your arms around the bag. That's my wish, Ray Kinsella. That's my wish. And is there enough magic out there in the moonlight to make this dream come true?

Whiskey_monger08

08-05-2008, 04:59 PM

From pulp fiction - English motherfucker do you speak it.

from happy gilmore - you're gona die clown

from Gladiator very philosophical We are but shadows and dust

Captain Rooster

08-05-2008, 05:31 PM

'Why so serious?" Has to become a new classic.

I won't "spoil" why ... but the story[ies] Joker tells are brutal.

And one of my new favorites: "Are you not entertained?" (Gladiator).

Drunky McBetidont

08-05-2008, 05:51 PM

'Why so serious?" Has to become a new classic.

I won't "spoil" why ... but the story[ies] Joker tells are brutal.

And one of my new favorites: "Are you not entertained?" (Gladiator).

love the joker quote. instant classic

one of my my favorites: Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0BVT4cqGY