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Soless2K3
10-12-2003, 08:18 PM
There is this great looking girl in my science class named Brook. She looks great. I only see her once a week, so it's hard to talk to her. I never have spoke to her even thou i sit 2 seats from her. I want to go out with her but I have this strong feel she has a boyfriend. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing or just under estermating myself.
Death Metal Moe
10-12-2003, 08:23 PM
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TheKnicks23
10-12-2003, 08:27 PM
If you're posting on a message board, chances are she doesn't like you.

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serVice
10-12-2003, 09:02 PM
Next time you see her ask her if she wants to go for a milkshake at the local malt shop, or ask her if she wants to meet you at roller skating rink, since i'm figuring that either this is the 1950s or you are 13 years old. Either way, as to your "under estermating" (sic) yourself, i think your wrong, i think your completely over-estimating yourself, you should go and get sterilized so i can rest quietly at night knowing that you can not reproduce, and then go and live underneath a bridge, like the trolls.
Or hell, just do like i told you before, and go get a prince albert and ask her if she likes it in the can.

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Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?
Death Metal Moe
10-12-2003, 09:04 PM
I may have ignored you as PotentialIsZero, but I like you a lot better as serVice.

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Soless2K3
10-12-2003, 09:10 PM
Next time you see her ask her if she wants to go for a milkshake at the local malt shop, or ask her if she wants to meet you at roller skating rink, since i'm figuring that either this is the 1950s or you are 13 years old. Either way, as to your "under estermating" (sic) yourself, i think your wrong, i think your completely over-estimating yourself, you should go and get sterilized so i can rest quietly at night knowing that you can not reproduce, and then go and live underneath a bridge, like the trolls.
Or hell, just do like i told you before, and go get a prince albert and ask her if she likes it in the can.

Formerly the lifeless and invisible- PotentialIsZero.
Now I Reign Supreme.
Whats up now, bitch-asses?


why be so cold, this is serious you ass

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serVice
10-12-2003, 09:14 PM
Thank you Mr. Moe, i've had respect for you for a long time now, by the way, did you ever see the long list i put up for sig ideas for you, come on, at least some of them had to be a bit comical.

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Death Metal Moe
10-12-2003, 09:16 PM
Oh no serVice, I did indeed read everyone's suggestions. Most of them were great, from everybody.

But the site I used to rotate the sigs, hostedscripts.com crapped out and I just really lost interest in making a million sigs suddenly. Sorry man.

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monsterone
10-12-2003, 09:20 PM
try this site:

cgispy (http://www.cgispy.com/index.shtml)


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GaryWyze
10-12-2003, 10:05 PM
Next time you see her ask her if she wants to go for a milkshake at the local malt shop, or ask her if she wants to meet you at roller skating rink, since i'm figuring that either this is the 1950s or you are 13 years old. Either way, as to your "under estermating" (sic) yourself, i think your wrong, i think your completely over-estimating yourself, you should go and get sterilized so i can rest quietly at night knowing that you can not reproduce, and then go and live underneath a bridge, like the trolls.

[color=purple]I know there's still a couple of months to go, but this gets my vote for Reply of The Year.

I actually laughed at "...as to your "under estermating" (sic) yourself, i think your wrong, i think your completely over-estimating yourself"

Nicely done!

As to the original question, go for it. There's nothing worst than what could've been.

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reeshy
10-13-2003, 12:33 AM
Why is a gay guy interested in a girl????? Just to fool people???? To be one of the girls?????

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This message was edited by reeshy on 10-13-03 @ 8:46 PM
DJEvelEd
10-13-2003, 02:40 AM
Ask her if she likes picking faeces out of pinecones. Then take her to the zoo (the retards like the zoo)

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Yerdaddy
10-13-2003, 05:34 AM
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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Furtherman
10-13-2003, 05:44 AM
Ether. Crowbar. Shovel. The perfect date.
Duke
10-13-2003, 03:21 PM
see this why people hate you no one cares about your personal life (unless there is a death or something) see NO ONE CARES so stop inbarsing your self...i am getting sick of trying to help you

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Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 03:24 PM
Hay dukey, a lot of people post things about their personal lives,not just me,,,if you can't add anything, then shut the heck up!!!

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Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 03:27 PM
Hay Dukey, lots of people post things about their personal lives,not just me...if you can't add anything then shut the heck up!!!!or else

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Duke
10-13-2003, 03:28 PM
but you do it way too much...

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Duke
10-13-2003, 03:29 PM
or else what?

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Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 03:33 PM
or else what?

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or i'll pull down your dipper

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Duke
10-13-2003, 03:38 PM
ok i quit trying to help you..jeez this one person who trys to help you you just are a ass to him......ok what now man you dont even have any friends on the board anymore....suggestion get a new personalty and a new name or appologize to everyone and beg for forgiveness

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IrishAlkey
10-13-2003, 03:50 PM
I'm inbarsed.

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-13-2003, 04:00 PM
Listen kid.. I don't wear mini skirts every thursday to school for nothing.... ASK ME OUT ALREADY!

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Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 04:13 PM
Listen kid.. I don't wear mini skirts every thursday to school for nothing.... ASK ME OUT ALREADY!

[center][b]"The Chewing Gum-Popper <a href="http://members.aol.com/xlatinnydollx/doll.html">CHICK!</a><br><img src="http://members.aol.com/xlatinnydollx/images/sigpic.jpg"><br>Thanks Katylina!


Would you really go out with me, if so e-mail me

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-13-2003, 04:24 PM
sig-snatcher!

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:24 PM
You're wasting time even thinking. about this chick. Just like everyone on this board, she's seen through you and thinks you're a dolt who has no personality and feels impelled to make up a phony one.

You would be much better off investing in a case of leather-palmed work gloves, because you are going to need them when you embark on that career in stoop labor. It's all you're qualified for now, or will qualify for over the next 50 or 60 years.

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reeshy
10-13-2003, 04:29 PM
Hey Soles,
I'll help you out. My cesspool needs cleaning...How's $6 an hour sound to ya...a fortune, huh????

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This message was edited by reeshy on 10-13-03 @ 8:53 PM
Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 04:33 PM
sig-snatcher!

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What does this mean?? do you want to go out with me, i'll pay for the date

I ALWAYS get the last lough!!!!hhhhhaaaaaa
Duke
10-13-2003, 04:39 PM
umm ok




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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 10-13-03 @ 8:40 PM
Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 04:47 PM
isn't it your bed time?? go to jr.high you midget

I ALWAYS get the last lough!!!!hhhhhaaaaaa
Duke
10-13-2003, 04:52 PM
atleast the bored doesnt hate me :mad:

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high fly
10-13-2003, 04:55 PM
67 posts and he's despised.

dolt.

soon to be ignored.

" and they ask me why I drink"
reeshy
10-13-2003, 04:55 PM
Duke is the best....give him hell, Duke!!!!!

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Duke
10-13-2003, 05:01 PM
thanks guys..

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Duke
10-13-2003, 05:05 PM
you know what i dont get about you soless..no one likes you but yet you still post hear.....



Duke 04 will always gets the last laugh






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sr71blackbird
10-13-2003, 06:16 PM
baby fight!!

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Soless2K3
10-13-2003, 06:21 PM
[quote]67 posts and he's despised.

It took me far less then 67 posts to be hated,like 3 or 4....hhhhaaaaaa.i'm da man!!!!!and your not

I ALWAYS get the last lough!!!!hhhhhaaaaaa
LatinSpiceXoX
10-14-2003, 04:10 PM
What does this mean?? do you want to go out with me, i'll pay for the date
Will my meal come with a toy?

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Cybersoldier
10-14-2003, 05:43 PM
Just ask her out, or make small talk. What the worst that can happen she says no.

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Duke
10-14-2003, 06:52 PM
yea here is a pic of the girl you want to ask out..

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This message was edited by Duke 04 on 10-14-03 @ 10:55 PM
jamesdiggy
10-14-2003, 06:58 PM
Just ask her out and quit babbling about Brook.

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-14-2003, 06:59 PM
don't you mean...
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zoom2457
10-17-2003, 08:46 AM
Suicide is the only answer



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GwEnYpOo
10-17-2003, 01:18 PM
seVice, you should be thankfull to soleless , after all, he's here to save us .....


from enjoying our time on this board

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just grow someballs and ask the bitch out

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Ron : i don't have a drop of ANYTHING from a horse in my eye



isolate that!!!

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GwEnYpOo
10-17-2003, 01:18 PM
seVice, you should be thankfull to soleless , after all, he's here to save us .....


from enjoying our time on this board

~*~*~
just grow some balls and ask the bitch out

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Fez:aww , you've got a little drop of horse love in your eye
Ron : i don't have a drop of ANYTHING from a horse in my eye



isolate that!!!

I DID NOT STEEL THAT TACO!!!
the artist formerly known as trashy/cheesy30
SatCam
10-17-2003, 03:40 PM
advice needed

Yes, you should accept that job offer at 7-11 with Frank Black. I think it'll take you places.

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erole
10-17-2003, 04:28 PM
I ALWAYS get the last lough!!!!hhhhhaaaaaa


lough: a lake or an arm of the sea

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Johnny Fontane
10-19-2003, 07:24 AM
Then take her to the zoo (the retards like the zoo)


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Death Metal Moe
10-19-2003, 08:43 PM
News Flash:

He got banned. Who cares what happens to him.

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shamus mcfitzy
10-19-2003, 10:36 PM
advice needed


oh go jump into a lake you silly goose!
JustJon
10-20-2003, 08:02 AM
News Flash:

He got banned. Who cares what happens to him.


Only took a week for someone to notice and point it out.

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my_mr_happy
10-20-2003, 12:53 PM
The one thing that is worse then knowing is not knowing. ALWAYS BITE THE BULLIT. ASK. She shots ya down. OK you will live. She Doesn't Dude you get a chance. BUT if you sit there and sulk you will NEVER KNOW.

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