Florida tourism slogans

[lil chicklet]

I missed most of the bit last night, but what I caught was funny as hell. I got a couple:

DEAD MAN SWIMMIN'!

Florida, The prosthesis state

Swim Florida, just stay near a fat guy

Florida - 1800 miles of lurking death, ehh...I mean coastline

Come see the Everglades the sharks ate all the alligators.

I met Fez's Canadian fiance

[Captain Rooster]

Florida - Hey...with one leg at least you can swim in a circle

Florida - I think we're gonna need a bigger state

Florida - come see the new off broadway show JAWS LIVE



I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[lil chicklet]

To produce some tourism rivalries:

Florida, our sharks are better than yours Hawaii

You're better off taking your chances with our sharks than Jerseys riptides.

Florida tourism, controling the world's population problem.

I met Fez's Canadian fiance

[Captain Rooster]

Florida - Don't worry about those gray fins you see sticking out of the water - they're just really small wind surfers!

I look a hell of a lot like DILBERT - damn cubicle
LT Rooster

[Grumpy]

Florida - Why do they call it tourist season if ya can't shoot em?
Florida - You've seen Disney. Now go home.
Florida (South) - Welcome to God's Waiting Room


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Florida - if you get attacked by a shark, dinner's on us.

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[ScottBaio]

Florida: It's warm here and you're going to die someday anyways

Florida: Save on round trip airfare.

Florida: Lose 20 pounds in 4 seconds - into the water

CYA

I Rule.

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[Captain Rooster]

Florida - C'mon we know you always wanted to go for a swim when you visited the aquarium!

Finally the Roost has come back...
LT Rooster

[lil chicklet]

Florida: Orange Juice and Red Surf!

New Florida Natural Orange Juice: "Light pulp, moderate chum"

[PanterA]

Florida, come for our beaches, stay in our sharks bellys.

Florida, Blue hair, red oceans.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfnetsigCYA!

[LittleLizaJane]

Florida- it won't cost you an
arm and a leg, just a leg..

[Brother Rat]

Florida...we have doctors who can probably re-attach that missing limb!
Florida...Sharks in the ocean, aligators in the pools and lakes!
Florida...you can BE the Kittner boy