You know you're a message board addict when...

[Aggie]

..... you learn words like 'avatar' and 'sig.'

..... you refresh your screen every 60 seconds to look for any new posts

..... you prepare a rough draft days in advance anticipating your 1000th post.

..... you start knowing a thread will be deleted before any mods see it.

..... you learn other poster's schedules for showing up on the board. (and get worried if you haven't seen them for awhile)

..... you have a new group of friends that you don't know how explain to everyone else.


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[JustJon]

..... you feel like you are lifelong friends with someone, but you don't even know their real name or what they look like.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[hyperspace]

when you start masturbating to sigs.

[SatCam]

...you are considered cool on the board, but no one knows how geeky you are

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/satcamsig.jpg" align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Dr0ps and Bits</A>
<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>
<a href=http://www.perrynoid.com>The Cosmic Circus</a>

Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[SatCam]

...when the only traffic to your website comes from the board
...when you think about stuff that happened and/or going to happen on the board in your free time
...when you have softball games and paintball outings
...when you spill out more stuff on the board then you do in real life

<IMG SRC="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/aggie2323/satcamsig.jpg" align=right><A HREF=http://www.satelitecam.tk>Ron and Fez Dr0ps and Bits</A>
<a href=http://www.oldronandfezpages.tk>WNEW Ron and Fez Pages</a>
<a href=http://www.perrynoid.com>The Cosmic Circus</a>

Thanks for the Sigpic, Aggie, you're the best!
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[Furtherman]

.... when you end up staying late at work because you hung out around here too long during the day.

[stickyfingers]

....you know your password better than you know your SSN#

....its your internet explorer startup page

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[Duke]

when you stay up to 2:00 am posting

<IMG SRC=http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/dukesig2.jpg

[Snoogans]

When you try to read and actually get through a whole post by bunnyluvsthem

and sadly aggie pegged it, i think im all of those except i didnt even notice when i went over 1000 cause i was such a whore it happened too fast :)

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[Tall_James]

When your wife looks over your shoulder and is aghast to see that you have made over 4500 posts in a 2 year period.

<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/pete.jpg>
[center]Everything is pipe my little viking[center]

[stickyfingers]

....you realize you are the only person logged in



..... you prepare a rough draft days in advance anticipating your 1000th post.


mines almost done

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy

[hyperspace]

when you log in and the"You Have A Message" box pops up and you get really excited

[Heather 8]

...your list of mortal enemies consists solely of posters from the message board.



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October 25, 2003...
DOOMSDAY
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[Crippler]

...when you read a post & your first thought is, "can't wait to see what (fill in board member's name here) has to say about this topic...she'll rip this guy apart for saying that."

But, in reality, you couldn't pick that board member you "know so well" out of a lineup.

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/18137301.jpg

This message was edited by Crippler on 10-13-03 @ 7:55 PM

[Arienette]

..... you have a new group of friends that you don't know how explain to everyone else.priceless. i think this sums it all up perfectly.

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aribagel.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>imagine what you want, and then hold on to that thought<br>'cause that's as close as it will ever come</center>

[Melrapuo]

...you fight with someone over a comment made on the board and you're still pissed off about it a day later.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

[Snoogans]

people are tagged based on an online personallity with a little picture or funny quote

or my favorite, making people who arent board members go to events cause you want them to meet your friends

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[high fly]

You start posting under a different name so you can be sure of having someone agree with your posts.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[NumberSix]

you post on this thread when your new just to try to fit in

I've resigned; I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

[Snoogans]

when numbersix may be the only newbie that didnt annoy you :)

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[DC Reed]

...you go from regular member to mod in a year.

<IMG SRC="http://dcreed.freeservers.com/images/dcrampage.gif">

Reed 0 Fallon 2
Dolphins vs Patriots


<marquee behavoir

[Reephdweller]

...when people call you a "post whore" and you're proud and ashamed at the same time

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<center>HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!! </center>

<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[Heather 8]

...when you read a post & your first thought is, "can't wait to see what (fill in board member's name here) has to say about this topic...she'll rip this guy apart for saying that."


You've picked up on my tendencies, haven't ya, Crip? ;p

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October 25, 2003...
DOOMSDAY
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[Snoogans]

...when you read a post & your first thought is, "can't wait to see what (fill in board member's name here) has to say about this topic...she'll rip this guy apart for saying that."

please tell me that no one is so addicted that they fill that in with Snoogans

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[jamesdiggy]

....you have absolutely nothing to contribute, but want to raise your post count. Not that I would ever do that. *whistles past graveyard*

<IMG SRC="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/diggy.gif">

A Ted Knight in Shining Armor
I am now blessed with an ADF sigpic

[Soless2K3]

when you become da man of da board in 1 day

I ALWAYS get the last lough!!!!hhhhhaaaaaa

[Melrapuo]

...almost half of the 10 most recently discussed topics were created by you.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

[FUNKMAN]

you are out to dinner and while at the salad bar you are looking for anus...

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

sig by 'soontobetvstar' ADF

[JohnnyCash]

...When most conversations you have with people outside of the board starts with "today on the message board..."

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[Clark Kent]

...you scroll down the posts quickly hoping no one else writes the funny comment you're thinking.

<center><img border=1 src="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetClarkKent.gif">
</center>

[Melrapuo]

...the first thing you do when you get online is to see if anyone responded to any of your comments you had made earlier (praying that they were positive).

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

[Snoogans]

you read one of these threads and basically EVERY POST nails you dead on

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[IrishAlkey]

When you're Moe...

<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey2.gif</center><marquee><font color=r

[PanterA]

...when you're away from a computer, and think of a topic to start and jot it down on scrap paper so you can remember it when you get home.

...when you make bets with other board members that involve exchanging humiliating sigs

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:RED" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/panterasig.jpg">
Thanks Mikeyboy for the sig</center><font color=white>

[Death Metal Moe]

YOU FILTHY IRISH FUCK!!!

How DARE you steal my thunder! I was gonna say ME!!!! Now I actually have to think of a real, funny one! Fucking Alkey! Go blindfold yourself and design a T-shirt again!

Hmmmmmm. OK

-when the board goes down you have no use for your computer anymore.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<strike>Your Mother</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[PanterA]

...when you're willing to pay a mod to ban someone ;)

<center><img style="backround:COLOR" style="color:RED" style="border style:double 3px" src="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy/panterasig.jpg">
Thanks Mikeyboy for the sig</center><font color=white>

[Melrapuo]

...when the banners at the top of the page flash through your mind while you're sleeping.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

[Reephdweller]

...when the banners at the top of the page flash through your mind while you're sleeping.



and here i thought it was just me.

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<center>HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!! </center>

<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[monsterone]

you are out to dinner and while at the salad bar you are looking for anus...



what the hell is wrong with you people?!? how could you let this go? goddamn fuckman, yet another comic gem. i had to take a knee on that one.

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>my who-who hurts, and i smell like my gran'ma</Marquee>

[Death Metal Moe]

...the first thing you do when you get online is to see if anyone responded to any of your comments you had made earlier (praying that they were positive).

[center]<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">


I have to disagree with that. It's the disagreements and challenges that make the board interesting sometimes. Imagine if we all came in here and agreed with everything that everyone else said?

::snore:: wee wee wee wee boring.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<strike>Your Mother</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[Snoogans]

...when you're willing to pay a mod to ban someone

hey sometimes you gotta do whats neccesary to have that quality stress free board enjoyment :)

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/Snoogans.jpg
Silent Bob you one rude motherfucker, she like to go down on you, suck you. line up 2 other guys and make like a circus seal


eww you fuckin faggots, i hate guys, i LOOOOVE WOMEN!

[flavorsaver]

when you're sickened by an on-going post-romance, only to realize that you were in the exact same position a year ago...

<IMG SRC="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/FSSig.jpg">

Brought to you courtesy of AngelA Prod

[monsterone]

..... you prepare a rough draft days in advance anticipating your 1000th post.


i'm excited, it's coming up, i have nothing prepared, but it's dedicated to you aggie- for your it's funny cuz it's true thread

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>my who-who hurts, and i smell like my gran'ma</Marquee>

[FUNKMAN]

when you can work the mouse from your ass while your cock is in the cd-rom player...

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

sig by 'soontobetvstar' ADF

[monsterone]

... when you hear your name on-air, and the only people that can acknowledge it are here

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate scrolldelay=30>my who-who hurts, and i smell like my gran'ma</Marquee>

[IrishAlkey]

YOU FILTHY IRISH FUCK!!!

How DARE you steal my thunder! I was gonna say ME!!!! Now I actually have to think of a real, funny one! Fucking Alkey! Go blindfold yourself and design a T-shirt again!

Hmmmmmm. OK

-when the board goes down you have no use for your computer anymore.

You're gonna' look damn good in my shirt.

<center>http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/alkey2.gif</center><marquee><font color=r

[reeshy]

YOU FILTHY IRISH FUCK!!!


I just wanted to see that again!!!!

When you subscribe to the thread you started so can run to your mailbox when the silly little voice goes "You Got Mail!!!!"

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[reeshy]

Also, when after over 2 years, you finally get a decent sigpic and giggle and touch yourself every time you see it!!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

This message was edited by reeshy on 10-14-03 @ 6:23 AM

[Reephdweller]

when you're sickened by an on-going post-romance, only to realize that you were in the exact same position a year ago...



thank god i'm not involved in one of those.

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<center>HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!! </center>

<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[JustJon]

... when you got aim because someone on the board wanted to talk to you, then you fill all 200 buddies with board members

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[Aggie]

.... when you anxiously await pictures from board events so you can see what these people look like!

.... when you can crush on someone without ever meeting them.


These are really funny guys. I'm glad I'm not the only one!

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[StupidGirlllll]

----when u go to board events & introduce yourself to others as your board name.....................

http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/stupidgirlllll6.gif

[Shecky]

....when you login just to masterbate to one of reefdwellas sig pics.

UMMM Tawny and Eliza

[Death Metal Moe]

My name is Death Metal Moe and I'm a Message Board addict.

HI MOE!

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
<strike>Your Mother</strike>
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

[shamus mcfitzy]

when you stay up to 2:00 am posting


lightweight

......you start a topic such as "norton on the FAN?"

......you can hate someone without really having a reason or a specific post that enraged you.

[Crippler]

You've picked up on my tendencies, haven't ya, Crip?

guilty :)

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/18137301.jpg

[LatinSpiceXoX]

.. when ur idea of "FUN" is thinking of 4-letter words in the game room.

.. when you sit and wait for other chatters to log-in to the chatroom

.. when you find yourself still laughing a week later about some cheesy thread.

[center][b]"The Chewing Gum-Popper <a href="http://members.aol.com/xlatinnydollx/doll.html">CHICK!</a><br><img src="http://members.aol.com/xlatinnydollx/images/sigpic.jpg"><br>Thanks Katylina!

This message was edited by LatinSpiceXoX on 10-18-03 @ 8:19 AM

[Yerdaddy]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/nerds.gif

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Yerdaddy]

___When the most satisfying part of your day is beating the rest of the board to an obvious gag.

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[Reephdweller]

- Posting way of thinking, or about doing things that you know will get folks riled up for the sole purpose of watching them freak out about how utterly insane you must be.

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
<B><strike>Insert word with line through it HERE!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time Im done</marquee> </font>

[Death Metal Moe]

-You use porn sites as just a way to kill time until other people post on a slow night.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=2><b>EMFA</b></font></marquee>

This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 10-18-03 @ 11:46 PM

[stickyfingers]

.. when you find yourself still laughing a week later about some cheesy thread.


for real?

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/SF72.gif>
jrich is quite a guy